BitchFaceSam



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    “…I want a dude who’s going to take me out on dates. And I want him to meet my dad in, like, a sweater vest and khakis and shake his hand and talk about sports with the guy. And I want him to have a car and an apartment – not like, nice ones? But ones, you know? He’s got a dog, too. He drives me around and buys me stuff and is nice to my dad and my friends but then, like,” he squeezes the basketball extra hard and is sure he feels some air being let out of it, “…he ties me up sometimes, too. Is that too much to ask for? Am I reaching for the stars?”

    Scott shakes his head, shuffling the cards and making piles out of them, likely by category. “There are no kinksters in Beacon Hills. We’ve been over this.”

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    10 Jul 2017

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    It’s only later, when Stiles is lying in bed and staring at his ceiling, that he thinks: of course. Of course Derek Hale is pure of heart.

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    A unicorn thinks Derek deserves nice things.

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    06 Jul 2017

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  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    In a distant but parallel finite curve: Rick D99 narrowly escapes being taken over by Rick C137. But the close call lingers with him. At the same time, Commander-in-Chief Rick has taken to visiting a popular location for secret Rick hookups. When a new Rick shows up to the Lounge, the commander takes an interest.

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    06 Jul 2017

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    Five times a memory charm is cast, and the one time Derek Hale doesn’t bother.

    Or the one where Derek's too old to be chasing an unidentified, unregistered wizard around the city.

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    05 Jul 2017

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  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    She's tried to fill the hole Sam’s left behind with saving other people. Tried to fill it with rock salt and matches and grave digging and shotguns. Tried to fill it with whiskey and beer and fucking and sucking.

    (Or, five times Deanna Winchester hooks up with someone who reminds her of her brother plus one time she sleeps with the real thing.)

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    04 Jul 2017

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