BardTheLostStory



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    "What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"

    Harry gives him a slightly bewildered look and furrows his brow.

    "A porcupine has the pricks on the outside," Eggsy finishes.

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    AU: Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean.

    Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over (Roxy won the spot) but the Valentine investigation is ongoing.

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    "Hey," Victor says, his forehead pressed against Yuuri's, "welcome home."

    Yuuri opens his mouth to respond, and nothing comes out. All the constants of the past few days swirl around in his head and evaporate; his brain latches onto the word 'home' and chews it up and spits it out, rejected.

    He squeezes his eyes shut, inhales slowly, and wills his stomach to unclench. He's just tired, he tells himself. Everything will look better in the morning.

    (Yuuri moves to Saint Petersburg. His anxiety, of course, moves with him.)

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    After winning a bet, Yuuri had been overjoyed that he’d managed to avoid having a large, celebrity style wedding, in exchange for allowing Viktor to plan and have full control over their honeymoon. Yuuri had been mentally preparing himself for flamboyant luxury, only to land up in a ‘middle of nowhere’ town in provincial Russia.

    “This was what you wanted to show me?”

    “Yes!” He jumped on the spot. “Oh Yuuri, you don’t understand. This is where I learnt to skate!”

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    Yuuri didn’t want to face tomorrow.

    Tomorrow came, but there was a surprise for Yuuri.

    When Yuuri went to check his mailbox for a letter sent from his family in Japan, he found another letter with it. It was a ocean blue envelope with no name or return address. Yuuri wondered if it was a mistake or junk mail, but then he spotted three handwritten words that snagged his attention.

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