Bad_Humour



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    Will wonders what constitutes good prey, and answers his own question—a high risk, a good chase, a hard kill. Tangentially he asks, “What’s the longest something’s survived you?”

    Hannibal says, “Never through the night.”

    Or, Will encounters a creepy stray and discovers the truth about Hannibal.

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    15 Aug 2017

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    Seventeen year-old Lance is as horny as they come and desperate for some action... A very particular kind of action... Of the male variety. Not that he's ready to admit that to anyone! He's barely accepted it himself!

    His plan: Get his hands on a fake ID, hit some clubs, and relieve some of that pesky sexual tension. And maybe also figure out if this attraction to men thing is really for him. Not everything goes according to plan though, as Lance's desperation and naiveté quickly get him in over his head, especially with a very pretty, silver-haired stranger.

    This is Lance's story of being stuck in the awkward no man's land of not being kid anymore but not quite being an adult either. And at that age, if you're not careful, you just might end up fucked.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    Lance takes the job for the money.

    Love is apparently a package deal.

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    07 Aug 2017

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    The team finding Keith's dad on the opposite side of the universe from earth was probably not on the list of things Lance expected. That list usually included intolerable food goo, some fighting, being hopelessly in love with his team leader who couldn't care any less, cool explosions... If he needs a new normal though, something to distract him from that third fact, he's glad it's Keith's hot as hell cowboy dad. Not his problem if Keith has an aneurism every time Lance mutters 'daddy' within 500 yards of him, and if Shiro seems weirdly pissed too? Well. That's not Lance's problem either.

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    06 Aug 2017

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    "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?”
    Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right?
    “Alright, it’s a deal.”

    Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'.

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    04 Aug 2017