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    "It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further!

    I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game."

    -Jesse McCree probably

    A story 110% based on this craigslist ad - http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/11/craig.jpg

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    Hanzo Shimada was not native of Skyrim, and he’d always cared little about its folklore or religion. Still, he knew stories.
    Legends.
    But in his almost thirty years of existence he’d always thought them nothing more than this – legends.
    Only now, from the bottom of the most humiliating moment of his life, he saw the truth.
    Monsters were real. And they had snakelike necks, whips for tails, and massive, impossibly so bodies shining with scales of obsidian.
    [Art inside]

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    23 Jan 2018