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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    "The only positive relationship this animal has is with that crane."

    That's not entirely accurate. How do they clean the Indominus Rex enclosure?

    A joke concept turned tragic, in two acts.

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    25 Jun 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    On the road between Helm's Deep and Isengard, mistakes are made with supplies.

    For the BloodyValentine prompt: someone feeds orc food to an elf, making them really sick.

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    7 Mar 2014

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    NOW COMPLETE!

    Blushing a little, she held out her hand. “Alys Simon.”

    “Phil Coulson,” he replied, and shook her hand.

    The SHIELD-issued part of his brain said: caucasian female, 5'1”, slight build, approximately 45 years of age. Black hair, grey streaks, brown eyes, light complexion. A few freckles, small mole on her neck. Right-handed, fingertips on left hand heavily callused – plays a string instrument? Short, unpainted fingernails on both hands: not guitar; no discoloration on jawline: not violin or viola; build makes double bass unlikely. A cellist. Extremely successful or independently wealthy, or...

    The rest of his brain said: oh, for God's sake, shut the fuck up.

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    10 Jan 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Gil-Galad is dead and the crown falls to Elrond. Should he accept it.

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    16 Sep 2013

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Doom falls on Tinúviel, and it is at least as earthbound as ethereal.

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    22 Aug 2013

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