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    He promised Oshie he would make the fucking audition tape, so he did. And against all fucking odds, he got a callback from a woman who sounded like even she couldn’t believe she was making the call. Because that’s Jonny’s life now.

     

    or, a Bachelor AU, where film star Patrick Kane is going on 88 Dates and Jonny goes on more than a few of them.

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    7 Mar 2014

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    There's a lot of different ways this summary could go, like:

    Patrick Kane gets more than a gold medal in Sochi.

    Or, the classic: It's too late to pull out now.

    Or: Patrick Kane continues to thrive in high pressure situations.

    Or: Patrick Kane gets knocked up, goes to White Castle, and finds love, not necessarily in that order.

    But, ultimately, all that really matters is this: Patrick Kane is keeping his baby.

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    7 Mar 2014

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    He saw the horn poking out from the pony's head, golden and straight and somehow delicate-looking despite the empty tuna can hanging off of it. The unicorn horn. "The fuck," Sidney said out loud, his eye skipping from the horn over the greyish-white body to the graceful gold-toned hooves.

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    4 Mar 2014

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    Geno can't. Sidney won't.

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    26 Feb 2014

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    The thing is, Stiles has no interest whatsoever in going on a TV dating show. Deep down, in his heart of hearts -- and publicly, to anyone who is foolish enough to bring up the topic -- Stiles thinks it's kind of pathetic. Because it's all fake, for starters, like all "reality" TV is fake, but also he thinks the people who go on those shows are more interested in attention than love, so what's the point? It's like narcissistic masturbation with some television exhibitionism thrown in for good measure. And letting the entire nation -- nay, the world -- mock your lack of pick-up prowess? Noooo thank you.

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    18 Jan 2014

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