Attalander
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The Mating Habits of Sad Tossers, And How To Observe Them by Attalander for Captain_Rachel
Supernatural
11 Mar 2013
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Normally, Crowley would send a grunt to do surveillance work. He could do that now. He could've even done that then, when he was just King of the Crossroads instead of Grand High Poo-Bah of Damnation. Still, no matter how busy he got, there was always time for his little hobby...
In which Crowley is a pervert who enjoys spying on the Winchesters, Castiel is bad for technology, and there is much snark.
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The Adventures of Iron Mare by Attalander
Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012), Norse Mythology
7 Feb 2013
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Pissing off someone as magical as Loki is bound to have consequences. For Tony, the consequences this time include being turned into a horse. While enduring the trials of changing himself back, he has to manage his budding - and now extremely awkward - relationship with Steve, as well as the amusement of the rest of the Avengers. No, Clint can not ride him into battle.
Steve/Tony, but NO BESTIALITY. Just fluff. And crack. And feels.
And eventual smut.
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After ten years (and getting dumped by exactly 100 girlfriends), Larry Butz is finally going to see his two best friends again. And hey, it's not like they could have changed that much, right?
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Scilicet Addendum: Aegri Somnia by Attalander, Captain_Rachel for Captain_Rachel
DCU, DCU - Comicverse, DCU (Movies)
12 Apr 2012
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Aegiri Somnia = "A Sick Man's Dreams" in Latin
A fic of a fic... specifically my good friend Captain_Rachel's seris Scilicet... Read it, it's awesome, and my fic is canon for it!
Clark Kent has no idea Batwoman and Rachel Wayne are actually the same person... So his mind spins a dream of adorable romance, passionate sex and horrible, horrible puns.
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- Part 2 of The Rachel Wayne Universe
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- 6,142
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- 1/1
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- 9
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Things have gotten complicated. Phoenix Wright, defense attorney-turned-vampire, has been living with his friend-turned-rival-turned-blood-donor for a few weeks now, and each of them is hiding his own secrets and desires. Meanwhile, both of their friends are worried and assuming the worst, a villainous plan is brewing, and nobody can seem to grasp the right end of the stick.
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- Part 2 of The Phoenix Wright Vampire AU
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- 13,588
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- 13/13
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- 1
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The giant Phoenix Wright vampire AU (AKA, the Bloodlust Series) from the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme. In which Phoenix Wright sucks as a vampire, Miles is more than he seems, chopsticks are used as weapons, Franziska is a BAMF and the mood snaps between humorous, fluffy, romantic, angsty, erotic and action-packed.
Hang on, it's gonna be one hell of a ride.
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Recent bookmarks
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Strangers When We Meet by Trista (Trista_zevkia)
Smallville, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
8 May 2013
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Batman makes an impression on the JL, but what Brucie does to Clark is a whole other story.
(This is what Smallville gets for daring to start a JL without Batman as a founding member.)
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Bookmarked by Attalander
8 May 2013
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One of the VERY BEST pieces of Identity Porn I have ever had the good fortune to read. It's sexy, smart, an emotional roller coaster... seriously, READ IT!
Written by Trista_zevkia, who has posted most of her awesome work on this site, but not this particular story.
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Smallville's Justice League has an anonymous 'helper'. Who 'helps' by hacking into their computers and calling them pathetic while updating their security codes and feeding them information of interest.
7th or 8th season of SmallvilleSeries
- Part 1 of Christmas in Smallville
Bookmarked by Attalander
7 May 2013
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Absolutely delightful identity porn, full of snark and wit and characterization. A favorite!
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What exactly happens to your life, when you become Batman's therapist?
Many thanks to Amanuensis and Schemingreader for tireless beta-reading on this one.
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6 May 2013
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Bruce Wayne is "kidnapped" for "alien experimentation."
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5 May 2013
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After an encounter with Poison Ivy, Clark has something new to occupy himself with. Bruce struggles with his part in things and the best way to apologize.
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29 Apr 2013