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    His first driving lesson with Louis takes place on a Saturday.

    Harry stumbles out through the front gate in thrown-on baggy jeans and his ratty Ramones shirt, sees Louis leaning casually against the car, and his knees nearly give out. Apparently "not another surly teacher" meant a drop dead gorgeous twenty-something scruffy guy with shaggy brown hair and cheekbones sharp enough to chop a salad with. Clearly, Robin's trying to get Harry killed at seventeen.

    Or, the AU where Louis is a 25-year-old driving instructor and Harry is a 17-year-old virgin who's really awful at seduction, except for the time he gets Louis to fall for him and fuck him senseless and take him on kinky adventures.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    Genderswapped female tentacle-cock omegaverse, featuring Sherlock and John(nie).

    Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    While I do enjoy tickling the ivories for hours at a time, and have occasionally fancied that a bit of tricky finger-work was carried out so adeptly as to bring the house down, this was in the way of being a metaphor.

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    25 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Bertie keeps sending Jeeves out on increasingly silly and impossible errands so he can masturbate alone in the flat. Too bad Jeeves is impossibly fast at running impossible errands, and Bertie gets caught. Written for the ohidosay kinkmeme.

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    25 Jun 2017

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    The year is 1962, and Charles Xavier is a professor of archaeology who knows how his students feel, whether he wants to or not. He spends his spare time researching a mythical artifact, but he knows better than anyone that X never, ever marks the spot.

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