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    “A few weeks ago I would have thought you were impossible,” Sherlock begins, walking into the kitchen in his blue robe, and John – not quite catching on – wants to scoff and argue, No, actually, you are impossible, but then Sherlock continues: “But now I’d say you are improbable.”

    John thinks this might be flattering, if he could wrap his head around it, but he can’t – Sherlock is standing near, steaming his sun-baked-clean-sand smell, like the beach after rain, an alive smell, an other smell. It’s intoxicating, and John has been studiously avoiding it, but he can’t shift away now it’s so near. Now Sherlock’s so near.

    And then Sherlock ruins the probable-loveliness of his words and the definite-beauty of his presence by saying: “And by ‘improbable’ I mean ‘not yet scientifically acknowledged.’”

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    14 Oct 2017

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    Genderswapped female tentacle-cock omegaverse, featuring Sherlock and John(nie).

    Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    While I do enjoy tickling the ivories for hours at a time, and have occasionally fancied that a bit of tricky finger-work was carried out so adeptly as to bring the house down, this was in the way of being a metaphor.

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    25 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Bertie keeps sending Jeeves out on increasingly silly and impossible errands so he can masturbate alone in the flat. Too bad Jeeves is impossibly fast at running impossible errands, and Bertie gets caught. Written for the ohidosay kinkmeme.

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    25 Jun 2017

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    The year is 1962, and Charles Xavier is a professor of archaeology who knows how his students feel, whether he wants to or not. He spends his spare time researching a mythical artifact, but he knows better than anyone that X never, ever marks the spot.

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    16 May 2017