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    Louis is taking her in for just a moment, but Harry knows she's not actually contemplating whether they're fucking here or not. It's more of a what am I going to do with you? look. "So what's the point of this?" she finally asks.

    Harry spreads her legs a tiny bit, playing with her skirt coyly and meeting Louis' gaze through her lashes. "Was thirsty."

    Louis' smile is more of a smirk this time. Harry can't stop watching her lips, shiny-red and pouty and close. "That's an awful line, H."

    Good thing she has more. "Should shut me up then."

    Or, Harry is the 19-year-old intern, Louis is the 25-year-old CEO, and they fuck in the office a lot.

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    03 Dec 2017

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    “A few weeks ago I would have thought you were impossible,” Sherlock begins, walking into the kitchen in his blue robe, and John – not quite catching on – wants to scoff and argue, No, actually, you are impossible, but then Sherlock continues: “But now I’d say you are improbable.”

    John thinks this might be flattering, if he could wrap his head around it, but he can’t – Sherlock is standing near, steaming his sun-baked-clean-sand smell, like the beach after rain, an alive smell, an other smell. It’s intoxicating, and John has been studiously avoiding it, but he can’t shift away now it’s so near. Now Sherlock’s so near.

    And then Sherlock ruins the probable-loveliness of his words and the definite-beauty of his presence by saying: “And by ‘improbable’ I mean ‘not yet scientifically acknowledged.’”

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    14 Oct 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    Genderswapped female tentacle-cock omegaverse, featuring Sherlock and John(nie).

    Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    While I do enjoy tickling the ivories for hours at a time, and have occasionally fancied that a bit of tricky finger-work was carried out so adeptly as to bring the house down, this was in the way of being a metaphor.

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    25 Jun 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Bertie keeps sending Jeeves out on increasingly silly and impossible errands so he can masturbate alone in the flat. Too bad Jeeves is impossibly fast at running impossible errands, and Bertie gets caught. Written for the ohidosay kinkmeme.

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    25 Jun 2017