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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    15/?
    Comments:
    448
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    845
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    161
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    19812
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    Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.

    Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)

    Language:
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    167,806
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    23/?
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    604
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    1071
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    276
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    32038
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    John is one of eight mech pilots heroically protecting Earth from an alien invasion. Pretty easy on the moral choices. See evil monster from space, kill evil monster from space.

    Only then he actually meets one of them face to face.

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    English
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    138,771
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    880
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    1265
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    430
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    44573
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    So at some point the pantheon had to start reproducing, right? That goes awesomely when two thirds of their numbers used to be from a species that has nothing to do with their children.

    Series of ficlets and vignettes on various pregnancy and baby related topics.

    (Sunlightverse is a collection of fics where the players and Ancestors become gods of a merged species in a pseudo-Ancient-Greece society.)

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    English
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    4,255
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1224
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    "Jesus, no way to find a decent fourth," Jack says, disgusted, as another lily-livered wannabe hard-ass retreats from their table. Boxcars and Deuce snort (well, Boxcars snorts, Deuce giggles.)

    "To Droog," Boxcars says blandly, and raises his beer. Deuce imitates him. "Ponciest asshole who ever got murdered by a dead broad."

    Jack rolls his eyes and flips his cards over, checks that there aren’t any with marks he hasn’t put there himself.
    --
    Anonymous said: BT Noir, the time he realized this thing with Strider wasn't going away (and he didn't want it to).

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    English
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    514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    470
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    1. "Byrd," Kanaya says with even more careful enunciation than usual, and that's how you know she's kind of drunk. "I do not wish to impugn on your transcendental broship with John."
    --
    2. GG: hi byrd can i talk to you???
    GG: its not super urgent yet but ahhhh, i really need to talk to you!!!
    GG: byrd featherbutt strider!
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    3. Terezi has a problem with Dave's shower. A very grave problem. Dave chivalrously undertakes to fix it.
    --
    4. Chapter 13 from Bro's POV.
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    Collection of ficlets that might turn out to be canon for the main fic and deliberately branching-off plotlines.
    Will not make sense without having read Crash Standing.

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    English
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    2,773
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2814
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    "No, but answer me this, do you want to invalidate this whole farce of a legal and religious joining of blah-di-fucking-blah? Because I have looked at your laws and if we don't consummate the union it's not valid!"
    --
    Anonymous asked: Davekat. Arranged marriage! The first time they are alone together is on their wedding night.
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    Now with actual sex, woo! Also several pages of Karkat and Dave being the dorkiest knights ever knighted.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    500
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    7172
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    Anonymous asked: BT guys shower gangbang fantasy/embarassing wet dream?

    (yay for fishing old prompts out of the abyss! weirdass floaty dream ahoy. contain vague dream porn, stealth angst and dreamy creepiness. also probably happens either during the first half of chapter 7 or before chpt7 entirely.)

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    English
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    2,471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2386
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    EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
    CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
    CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
    EB: ...
    EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
    CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
    CG: MAKE UP.
    CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

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    English
    Words:
    3,514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1972
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    "If you're hitting on me, queue's to your left," Dave replies, and then he looks.

    The man has nice arms. Solid shoulders, strong biceps. Baby face still, baby-blue eyes in the white strobe lights and friendly dimples. Someone got him with funny cat-whiskers paint that's just subtle enough to tickle Dave's funny bone, but with a body like that he's got to be at least twenty.

    "What, no!" The man blushes so hard Dave can see his face darken even through the flashing lighting and dim of the dance floor. He actually honest-to-God flails his hands, what a dork. "I just -- argh, and you totally know that, don't you?"

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    Anonymous asked: Dave/Naruto, hooking up at a house party (papabrostrider is to blame for this one)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1926
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    "Yo. S'obvious our previous tricks aren't gonna work the same anymore, so let's open the floor to suggestions."

    Language:
    English
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    637
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    758
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    So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.

    "Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."

    Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.

    Mmm.

    "Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."

    "Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."

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    oneshot, plus a couple of ficlet sequels.

    Language:
    English
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    10,909
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    5228
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    It is known well that the Signless one, the Blood-Pained one, he of the Selfless Sacrifice, was loved dearly by his Disciple, as is the rightful order of things.

    Thus one day came to pass that she asked of him, O you with no name, for even this you gave away to one in need, have you no need of your own?

    And he demurred, in greatest shame, and refused to share his greatest selfishness, but by force of love and care at last the Disciple received her Master’s confession.

    --

    "Okay, so where the heck do I even start hunting fur a meowniature hoofbeast around here?"

    --
    Wherein Disciple, Nepeta and Dirk go a-questin’ for a goddamn pony.

    (Sunlightverse is a post-game series where the players end up as gods.)

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    English
    Words:
    5,825
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2896
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    -- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
    TC: so yeah hi

    It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

    He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2332
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    You can't control your lungs. It's ridiculous, this is just a bit of rope, you could bite or claw through it if you tried hard enough (no you couldn't, he's too good at this.)

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    608
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1047
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    Contains Pail-Free Xenosexual Relationships Between a Male Mutant Troll and Male Human for the Purpose of Exhibitionistic Sexual Gratification, Polyquadranted Individuals Presented in a Neutral or Positive Way, and Puppets Used in Several Perverted Ways, One of Those Puppets Depicting a Rad as Fuck Big-Nosed Allusion to Our Glorious Empress, Which She in Her Wisdom Has Allowed to Keep Existing Because Damn Straig)(t I Got Da Biggest One.

    Language:
    English
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    2,774
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1700
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    "I will trade you your shirt and undershirt... for my leggings!"

    You frown. "What the fuck. Am I supposed to wear your leggins under my pants, or as a shirt somehow? And I know your thighs are ridiculously bony but they're still going to explode the fuck out of my sleeves."

    You can hear her groan right between your shoulder blades. "I will go around without mine if you go around without yours!" she yells, and headbutts your backbone. Ow.

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    God Tier Karkat and Terezi explore the kink possibilities of their new regalia, in a suave and sexy manner.

    Language:
    English
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    2,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1307
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    The only thing that saves them is that even in the throes of berserk rage Kankri has no clue how to fight.

    Language:
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    2,093
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1689
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    "So what's an ashen kiss like, then?"

    Karkat demonstrates various quadrant-appropriate kisses to Jade.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    817
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1685
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    "For the last time, cease hitting yourself," Equius said sternly, and left the remote engaged for another two seconds before Vriska surrendered with a groan.

    Sitting on the other operation table, Tavros had a hand on his mouth and his ridiculously powerful shoulders were shaking visibly. Which wouldn't have been an issue, except that Vriska was starting to glare again, and she would become unmanageable if she suspected Equius of bias.

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    sionnachsskulk asked: Equius♣Vriska♣Tavros, first official date, mood: awkward/flirty.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,041
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    554

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