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Currently up to all of Act 5/1.
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"Intemperance," a story from the secret journals of Doctor John H. Watson, intimate friend and long-time companion of the infamous Sherlock Holmes: A most curious and instructive report of the great man's improbable fecundation, gestation, and parturition.
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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"I think," she muses, "We test ourselves. What the game left us."
"I think," you tell her, "We're so used to the world breaking for us that we don't remember what it's like for us to be what's broken."
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"Look at me, Eridan. I'm an old man. If we were back on a planet that wasn't made out of pantswetting clawsucking grubs, I'd already be sliced and fed to the maritime wolfbeasts. You seriously fucking think I can still get it up?"
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The trolls aren't the only ones who have Alpha ancestors in the dream bubbles.
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A year after Tavros Nitram comes back to life as a weird alien, he accidentally knocks up his favorite clown. He's not sure if he's okay with that and it doesn't really help that his friends are all up in his business. Of course, when there are only thirty some-odd people in the whole world, everyone is always up in everyone's business. There is simply no other business to be up in.
A fic about a village at the beginning of a universe.
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- Part 1 of Fifth Iteration
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You're bleeding, broken, blind, and bereaved. Now what?
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Perpetuum mobile by anxiousAnarchist, bug, dragon_bagon, isozyme, KidScrappy, magnificentbastards, minna, sunspeared
Homestuck
29 Sep 2012
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“How many times are we going to do this?” Terezi asks eventually, and Dave shrugs.
“Long as it takes to get everyone out alive.”
“Is that feasible?”
He shrugs again, mouth set. “We’ll make it feasible.”
Team Knightwatch's entry for the 2012 HSO Collab Round.
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It just figures that when Karkat finally finds that special someone he hates more than he hates himself, that person turns out to be the guy who's essentially his clone, but fifty million times more annoying.
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Your name is ROSE LALONDE and you are a PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR armed with the usual assortment of QUIPPY SIDEKICKS, SNARKY VAMPIRIC SUITOR, DISTURBING VISIONS, and even your own TELEVISION SHOW. The only things you lack are a TRAMP STAMP and a CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL.
Roll tape.
Bookmarked by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
22 Jul 2012
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hella fun, snarky, CREEPY fic with paranormal shenanigans and excellent character voices and illustrations. Also werewolf karkat ohgodyesplz.
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Jade has a palecrush on Eridan. There’s a picnic. She is hopeless, and this situation is stupid. That is the sum of things.
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Wherein Karkat does really, stupendously awfully at hiding under Sufferer’s desk and running away from his problems. Shooshpaps happen.
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.
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Items and ideas from the trolls' culture sometimes appear in the humans', and not always in ways that they appreciate. (Or: in which Karkat Vantas is accidentally propositioned; two different memos are had; several relationships are implied, flipped, and implied again; four interspecies couples are discussed, a fifth is strongly suggested, and a sixth subtly demonstrated; everyone is very confused by alien romance and sexuality systems; there is a reasonable amount of innuendo; and John Egbert has been kept woefully out of the loop.) For a prompt on the kink meme.
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with an illustration by Renaris.
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The Wave Mission is a failure. Team Seven is captured. Sasuke is gone. Kakashi is next.
Sakura has no choice but to be a hero.
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It starts with neighbouring chairs, two laptops, and a shared glass bottle of Jones Soda©, Orange & Cream.
[Underage warning because John and Karkat are 16 in this fic.]
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It's Probably Plain to See That I Got a Whole Lot of Pain In Me by mercurialMalcontent
Homestuck
17 Apr 2012
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Your moirail is something of a shambling disaster -- his hair is a tangled, frizzy mess, his clothes are tattered at the hems and grimy, and he could stand a wash or five himself. But it isn't, you've realized, that Gamzee doesn't want to care for himself, it's more that he doesn't know how to take care of himself well. You're not sure why, since he had access to the same schoolfeeding as everyone else, but maybe it was because he was alone too much for so long. Maybe it's hard to care, or know to care, when there's no one to fuss over you.