Askerian
Fandoms
- Homestuck (43)
- Naruto (27)
- Final Fantasy VII (20)
- Gundam Wing (14)
- Meitantei Conan | Detective Conan | Case Closed (6)
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So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.
"Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."
Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.
Mmm.
"Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."
"Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."
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Certain Values of Immortality by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Meitantei Conan | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaitou
15 May 2013
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'I have to admit, Tantei,' says Kid, 'when I handed you Pandora back I wasn't trying to trap you into making a honest man out of me.'
For an old Baby Meme.
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He just knows that Nepeta has been growing like a midblood, fast and hard, and either he's growing slow like a highblood (hah) or he's done already. And this should piss him off, and it vaguely does, even now, but they were having such a nice time reminiscing and then he tripped in the dark and she caught him, sure and effortless, and it was like every romcom ever only he was the heroine.
The ensuing makeouts he blames on the alcohol.
Not to say that when she lifted him off the ground by the waist to pin him to a tree and bring to more comfortable kissing height, his nook didn't flood like someone had dynamited a giant fucking dam.
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When a young troll kid from John's rescue adopts Bec as his new mom, Jade has no choice but to bring him home. No choice at all! (D'aw.)
Dave totally has the choice of ignoring Jade's weird pets, and he is making it. Watch him paying no mind... to... aw, crap, why's that little bugger so cute.
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For my Daemon AU meme; scenes and snippets from 30th-Century Night 'verse with added daemons.
Series
- Part 3 of Daemon AUs
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No-Sburb/Sgrub, scifi/mecha alternate universe. The Alternian Armada is approaching Earth. War ensues.
John and the other alpha and beta kids are genetically engineered pilots fighting to protect their planet. John's cool with it, until he captures Karkat.
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Post-game, the surviving trolls are in hiding at the humans' houses. Culture clashes ensue.
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Dragons and Their Boys by Askerian, Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Gundam Wing, Temeraire - Naomi Novik
3 Apr 2012
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Fusion between Gundam Wing and Naomi Novik's Téméraire series. Gundams as dragons.
Collection of ficlets and oneshots. No human pairings.
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Wherein, Having Beaten A Game, All Players Are Taken Back To The Same, Worst Available Universe, With Species Changes To Match For Those Who Did Not.
In short: You're all trolls now, welcome to Alternia.
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Currently up to all of Act 5/1.
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"Intemperance," a story from the secret journals of Doctor John H. Watson, intimate friend and long-time companion of the infamous Sherlock Holmes: A most curious and instructive report of the great man's improbable fecundation, gestation, and parturition.
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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"I think," she muses, "We test ourselves. What the game left us."
"I think," you tell her, "We're so used to the world breaking for us that we don't remember what it's like for us to be what's broken."