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    When the Witcher Clans were hunted down and completely destroyed, Hunters and Supernaturals alike were left to police themselves for centuries. Every bestiary insisted that Witchers were gone, never to return.

    Well, everyone knows history is written by the victors. And Witchers are nothing if not survivors.

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    A collection of prompts and one-shots--often fueled by caffeine, frustration, and sleep-deprivation--in a variety of fandoms.

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    "Best press conference ever," the Japanese Nationals silver medalist says when asked. “Ten out of ten, would medal again.”

    "I would die for Katsuki-kun," Minami declares, with terrifying sincerity.

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    11 Jan 2018

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    Yuri Plisetsky was recovering from a bad fall and had been drafted into playing announcer.

    It was guaranteed to be the greatest ice show ever.

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    11 Jan 2018

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    or "Dammit, Genji!"

    Zenyatta really didn't mean to put these kinds of ideas in Genji's head, but once Genji decides to meddle, there's little to stop him. Genji might be a fool to think there's hope for Hanzo, but he's not so much a fool that he thinks Hanzo's capable of finding peace all by himself. Fortunately, he knows just the guy...

    A co-written prequel to "Brothers In Arms", which nobody asked for, but you're getting anyway.

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    07 Dec 2017

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    or: Five times Percival Graves said he was married, and one time Tina believed him.

    When Director Graves starts elaborating on his supposed husband, the entire department is even more certain he doesn't exist - an author and a dragon tamer, who's somehow captured a creature that can kill a hundred wizards at a time? And what sort of name is Newt, anyway?

    Tina's one of them - at least, until Newt Scamander, magizoologist, shows up in New York and lets a Niffler loose. And when he realises Graves has been replaced by an imposter, things only get more complicated from there.

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    18 Nov 2017

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    While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human.

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    10 Nov 2017