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    When the Witcher Clans were hunted down and completely destroyed, Hunters and Supernaturals alike were left to police themselves for centuries. Every bestiary insisted that Witchers were gone, never to return.

    Well, everyone knows history is written by the victors. And Witchers are nothing if not survivors.

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    A collection of prompts and one-shots--often fueled by caffeine, frustration, and sleep-deprivation--in a variety of fandoms.

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    or: Five times Percival Graves said he was married, and one time Tina believed him.

    When Director Graves starts elaborating on his supposed husband, the entire department is even more certain he doesn't exist - an author and a dragon tamer, who's somehow captured a creature that can kill a hundred wizards at a time? And what sort of name is Newt, anyway?

    Tina's one of them - at least, until Newt Scamander, magizoologist, shows up in New York and lets a Niffler loose. And when he realises Graves has been replaced by an imposter, things only get more complicated from there.

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    18 Nov 2017

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    While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human.

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    08 Nov 2017

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    Five times one of Newt’s creatures hitched a ride to work with Graves, and one time he took them along on purpose.

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    04 Nov 2017

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    Written for a prompt. Moran doesn't think too much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being a little too overconfident for his own good, and John being a badass.

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    03 Nov 2017