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    "Are you going to buy anything else?" Professional Eyebrows says and Stiles would like to buy him. A cup of coffee. On a date.

    He just ends up pointing at the crate of whatever the fuck is behind Professional Eyebrows' head and says, "Uh, a box of that stuff."

    P.E. turns, glances at the crate, and raises an eyebrow at Stiles. "You want a box of charmed rattlesnake tail?" God, magic is so fucking weird.

    "Yeah." Stiles nods because he's making an ass out of himself. The hipster vampire browsing in the corner is not so subtly laughing at him. The sooner he leaves the better.

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    The one where Derek Hale is a Professional Werewolf Witch who owns a magic shop and Stiles fails at being smooth on a regular basis.

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    Suzanne Bittle may talk slow, but she doesn't think slow.

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    23 Mar 2016

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    Derek and Stiles switch bodies because of wizard reasons and Stiles just wants to know what that awesome scent is.

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    21 Sep 2015

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    "Does he even realize? With the cooking and cleaning andandand—now this fucking baby?" Isaac fumes.

    Said baby waves its fist in the air, and Stiles bends to haul him onto a hip. The baby babbles something and Stiles nods his head with complete seriousness, as if everything out of its mouth is perfectly sensible and coherent. Then the kid starts mouthing at Stiles' nipple through his dress and everyone goes dead silent.

    "I'm going to wife him so hard," Ethan announces, and they all break out into argument over who has the best chance at mating the boy in the river.

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    15 Aug 2015

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    “So funny story,” Stiles winces, “Remember when I joked you couldn’t get me pregnant?”

    Derek nods his head. He remembers pretty much everything from that day.

    “Right,” Stiles bobs his head, stops himself and does a little ta-da gesture towards Jacy, “Surprise?”

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    31 Jul 2015