ArsenicSnap
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He's back.
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You don't have a cat. Who does have a cat is your alleged best friend, a short, stumpy boy with dark circles under his eyes and a temper like a fuse. In your head, the thought of him immediately brings up the picture of an angry, dirty face, flushed red, scowl pulling at the corner of his lips, messy tangle of ginger hair flopping into his eyes.
You don't have a cat, but he does.
The problem is, his apartment doesn't allow him to keep animals.
The problem is, he's supposed to be your best friend.
The problem is, you hate cats. And also happen to be allergic to them.
The problem is, you're tired of taking so many fucking pills as it is, and even allergy medicine would just be the final straw on the exhausted camel's back and you think you'd snap if you had to take so much as a fucking chewable Benadril.
The problem is, your friend loves that fucking cat, probably even more than he loves you. -
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There's something
not
right.You can feel the neurons crackling and popping under your skull, like a machine with kegs that grate incessantly against one another without any oil to ease it along everything screeches too loudly in a shuddering shaky discord that echoes and bounces against the walls of your mind an infinite amount of time and you can hear the raspy voices underneath it injecting you with the horrifying secrets of the future you never wanted
and you want to scream just make it stop oh god please.
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The Subtle Art of Initiating an Awkward First Kiss Behind the Taco Bell Dumpster With Your Best Friend by ArsenicSnap
Homestuck
3 Sep 2012
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You fell in love with a doofus.
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Later, you take him out back by the dumpster and kiss him.
This maneuver does not come off as smoothly as you had dared hope for.
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You move into the house at four.
You discover The Window at seven.
You get new neighbors at nine.These events will turn out to be some of the most life-altering ones you will ever experience.
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You'll get there, he interrupts. He is very calm! That is the worst part. There is not one spark of fear or pain, not one whiff of resistance. He is not afraid. It would be easier if he was afraid. Sit back, amateurs.
Spoilers for EOA5.
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'It was a Tuesday late in September when I went up to Oxford University.'
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13 Aug 2012
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THE BEST FANFICTION IN THE HISTORY OF FANFICTIONS EVER???