Arnie
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"For thick, luscious locks apply twice a day. Also works on beards and foot-hair."
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Bilbo is almost robbed at knifepoint. The would-be thief realises his mistake.
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"They can pass unseen by most..." Until they were the only thing standing between a half-unconscious king and death, that was.
Thorin reflects on the burglar they've acquired.
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"Health and Safety rules; it's too dangerous." Greg had never been more aware of the ridiculousness of that statement. Here he was, a grown man, a copper, charged with protecting the general public from the criminal element, and he wasn't allowed to get up on a chair and change the time on his office clock.
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Greg folded his arms and leaned against the splintered doorframe, regarding the remains of Mr. Stoner stoically. He looked like he'd been a mousy little man, which fitted in with the woman Greg had mentally labelled 'a right battleaxe' downstairs. Greg couldn't imagine her choosing a man who'd stand up to her, or that anyone would voluntarily put up with that strident voice - not if they had a spine, anyway.