14 Sep 2016
It all started when he made out with Iceman in the bathroom of a McDonald's.
Or: Peter has a sexuality crisis, but it's okay, because that's the smallest crisis he's dealing with.
2 May 2017
“Are you kidding me right now?” Johnny said. “You spent years selling your own selfies!”
“That’s not the same thing,” Peter said, rolling his eyes.
“Name one way it’s different,” Johnny shot back.
“I didn’t just web a camera to a wall and stand around with my good side pointed that way,” Peter said, talking over Johnny, voice rising and words rushing together. Irate Spider-Man voice – it was how Johnny always knew he had him. “I had a tracker in my costume to keep myself in the shot! That is a completely different thing!”
Johnny tipped his chin up and glared at Peter. “Want to bet?”
Spider-Man laughed so hard he fell off the Statue of Liberty. Johnny craned his neck to look for him, only to nearly get webbed in the face.
“Watch it!” he said, scrambling back.
“Sorry,” Spider-Man gasped out, swinging back up. “Kind of hard to aim through tears of mirth. Seriously? Seriously, seriously?”
“Seriously, what?” Johnny said, rolling his eyes.
“They want to make a musical about me,” Spider-Man said, drawing the words out very slowly like he was talking to a small child. Johnny flicked a spark at his gesturing hands. “They want this musical to star you. They want you to play me.”
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse)
3 Mar 2017
It wasn’t love at first sight or even anything close to it. To be honest, Johnny hadn’t even given Peter a passing thought for the first dozen or so times he’d seen him. And then Sue dragged him in half-asleep to apologize to Reed for accidentally blowing up one measly invention in a spat with Ben, and dat ass.
1 May 2017
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15 Jul 2017