ArgylePirateWD

A cartoon sunflower from the game Plants vs Zombies



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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    It's been nearly four years now, and Emil is fine. Emil is great, in fact. Maybe there are still some nights when he can't sleep--and half a year of his life that he can't allow himself to remember--but he's moved on from the past. He's happy with his life now. He's a success. He has a beautiful girlfriend who wants to marry him. How else could you describe such a life but happy? What else could he possibly be missing?

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    19 Sep 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Dating your co-worker is hazardous at best, especially when you both work for the same superhero team. Dealing with an unexpected pregnancy with said co-worker—who’s grumpy and hormonal and knows how to turn into a direwolf at whim—is even riskier business. Finding out that your unborn baby has been prophesized to defeat the world’s greatest evil is just too much.

    Now evil is out to hunt Jared, and everything he loves and everything he didn’t know he wanted but now can’t imagine life without. And really, he’s all for dying for his true love, his child, and maybe the world, but at least someone could have warned him before fate offered him up to be the modern day James fucking Potter.

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    14 Sep 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Inigo falls down injured and wakes up married.

    Title from The Princess Bride, the novel.

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    23 Apr 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Routine patrols are bad enough. Solo patrols, though? Well, those are a pain in the ass.

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    23 Apr 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Tell me, oh God, Rufus, please tell me that that,” Wyatt said, pointing towards the door, “wasn’t a goddamn honest-to-God freaking dinosaur.”

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    22 Apr 2017