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    This is the 'Hobbit Sex Lottery' story which arose from my wondering aloud on Tumblr, shortly after seeing The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey for the first time, whether anyone had written dwarves-on-hobbit orgy fic yet. I was astonished at the eager response to something I'd chiefly meant as a joke, so I wrote... this. It has grown far, far beyond the original concept and has been very kindly received. Lots of affectionate filthy sex, occasional forays into character exploration, and more Thilbo and Bilbofur than you can shake an Oakenshield or a mattock at.

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    25 Jun 2017

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    THIS. IS. POOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!

    Lovely written and though formally unfinished, it contains a summary of how it would have ended that is more delightful and funny than many full stories I've read.

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    Bilbo is quite convinced that all the problems plaguing them in the mountain - specifically, Thorin acting quite unlike himself - stem from the blasted Arkenstone. The thing is probably cursed, and it's up to him to get it as far away from Thorin as he can - and while he's at it, he might as well try to stop a war before it starts.

    Rather than offering Bard and Thranduil the Arkenstone, Bilbo offers to give them his share of the treasure if they will please go away. Unfortunately, neither of them is willing to believe Thorin will hand it over - which leads to a ransom plan that is, in Bilbo's opinion, quite ridiculous and doomed to fail from the start. But at least that blasted stone is out of the mountain.

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    21 Jun 2017

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    After the battle Bilbo returns to the Shire. Letters are exchanged, life goes on, and despite pining for each other, Thorin and Bilbo settle in their respective places.

    Until one year Bilbo wakes on his birthday to find snow covering the ground and a second Fell Winter dawning upon the Shire.

    A missive from the Blue Mountains reveals the predicament of the Shire to Erebor. And Thorin decides that despite the distance Erebor will help. He leads an army toward the Shire, while Bilbo struggles to protect his fellow hobbits, himself, and his young cousin Frodo from encroaching wolves and orcs so they may all survive this winter.

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    17 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    In which there is a severe misunderstanding, a dwarf fallen on hard times, and a hobbit that wants to make it right.

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    13 Jun 2017

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    A year after the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo and his daemon have settled in Erebor. It might have taken him some time to adjust to the difference between their peoples, but he is happy there, if a little homesick for Bag End in winter.

    Unknown to him, however, Thorin and Dwalin, and their daemons, have decided to do something about that.

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    12 Jun 2017