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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    22 Dec 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Wukong walked up to the altar on heavy steps, cleared his throat, and placed his stick in the Illustrious Sage's pot. As he watched the smoke rise, the words left his mind in a storm: "Your dog is a terrible glory hound and your seventy-three transformations aren't worth anything. Sometimes my collarbone is still sore from that time you stabbed it. Some celestial you are! You're just an antisocial prick. I don't know what you've been doing these past five hundred years and I don't care. You were a terrible kisser anyway."

    (第一章是英文版;第二章是简体中文版)

    悟空带着一块烦躁不安的心慢慢走到祭坛前. 他清了嗓子后, 把炷扠到真君坛里. 他在看那香烟上升时, 心里想说的话就像暴风一样从他脑海滚出: "你的狗不过是只死荣耀猎犬而你的七十三变也不怎么样. 有时候, 俺被你穿过的琵琶骨还会疼. 你算什么神仙! 你只是一个不合群的混蛋. 我不知道这五百年你在做什么, 老孙也不在乎. 而且你的接吻功夫一直都很差."

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    19 Dec 2017

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    The woman in the classroom (the teacher, he realizes, only after seeing her name tag) stares at him just as hard as the seated students. She starts to speak, her mouth going too wide, and he braces himself before he notices that he’s doing it. Forces his shoulders to move down from their halfway point to his ears. “Damien al Jewel Wayne, right?” She has a smudge of red lipstick on her front tooth, and he is stuck staring at it. She repeats his name, which he doesn’t recognize as his name, then sticks her hand out. The only familiar word was ‘Wayne’.

    Everyone is staring at him.

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    15 Dec 2017

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    Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea.

    “I don’t have your phone!”

    The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips.

    “Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?”

    Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.

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    15 Dec 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    Britain, 1980. Gryffindor isn't what Slytherin sees in it, and the reverse is way more true than that. Lily Evans doesn't know she looks different depending where you're standing, the Blacks know exactly how they come across and like it that way, and Severus Snape isn't exactly who anyone thinks he is—least of all himself.

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    14 Nov 2017