11 Works by AndeliaMaddock
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Karkat hasn't had his life interrupted by Sgrub yet. In fact, the only thing interrupting his life at the present is his own growing hatred for himself and others. That, and his hatred for navigating cities. Who would have thought getting to 2222 22nd street, apartment 222 would be so gogdamn difficult?
Not only is it a long walk to even get to the city, but he keeps getting lost and he can't find a single gogdamn number to help him figure out where he's at.
As if that's not all bad enough, his increasingly foul mouth gets him pegged as a lowblood and he manages to piss off a determined highblood who stalks him through the city to teach him 'manners'.
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Gamzee's got TWO MOTHERFUCKING HALVES. It's real hard to tell what's going to happen sometimes. It's real hard and no one understands.
HE'S GOT TWO HALVES.
And no one to fill in as a moirail, despite all these lovely, beautiful bodies he's collected. They talk to him and pail with him SURE. But they couldn't be like Karkat. He just can't have a moirail anymore. BUT THAT'S ALL MOTHEFUCKING OK. He doesn't complain. He just fills his other quadrants AS MUCH AS HE CAN when he gets in certain moods.--
Gamzee might not be homicidal anymore, but he's still sober, and his thinkpan is still heavily damaged. This is my interpretation of what all else he gets up to with the bodies he seems to have collected. If necrophilia bothers you, or you can't handle insanity, then turn back, this story is not for you. -
Needs more Penises and Ndrangles by AndeliaMaddock for whiaBeacon, StriderStruck
Homestuck
18 Mar 2012
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Dave bites of a bit more than he can chew while 'discussing' shipping, ndrangles, and ghost penises that ghosts are drawing over Rose's tome.
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Bro learns that sometimes the best family is the family you create through friendship. Stated in the most ironic of ways because he’s not girly or gay and that’s a pretty flowery description.
It is an AU with babies and Bro trying to raise a baby he has no idea what to do with.
A fluff story about Bro, Dave, John, and Dadbert.
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Why was Equius so hesitant to speak with Eridan when his leader, Karkat, gave him a direct order to stop Eridan's rampaging? What could possibly make Equius not immediately listen to something so depraved as a low blooded leader telling him what to do?
This story reveals what might have gone down to get Equius apprehensive, nay, even afraid to go towards someone who made such direct and discomforting advances towards Equius.
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“Feeling more cooperative? There's a fifty percent chance you're not lucky today. Do you like those odds?”
“No. I... I just. Give me a minute! Let me think, please...” Could he tell Droog about the plans? The man would expect him to tell everything, he'd made that clear in the beginning as he'd stripped Die and tied him up. There would be no room for messing up and no room for a lie. Droog would know it if he even tried; Die was no good at lying!
“No time. Six...Five... Four... Three... Two... One...”
Click.
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He took a deep breath in and cracked his knuckles. One. Two. Three.
“What’s the trouble is that you let the little runt of a man go off Scot free because you didn’t want trouble!”
Four. Five. Six. Exhale. His fingers splayed out and his vision became increasingly hazy. Don’t focus on him, just focus on the hum of machinery. It wasn’t worth it.
“What’s trouble, you filthy piece of cow crap, is that you’re-”
He didn’t mean to hurt Soldier. He really didn’t. Engineer took a few steps back.
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Scout sighed. Fucking. Hell. Seriously? Seriously! That was the third ball he’d lost. Sounded like it broke through something too. Great. Awesome.
Well, not ‘lost’ in that he couldn’t find them. Lost was only in the sense that going after it was a pretty fucking dumb idea because he’d hit it that far it was over on the enemy’s base. Yeah, like he wanted to go searching over there.
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One Prompt, two stories.
Prompt: Link gets to Ganondorf’s room and goes inside. He finds Ganondorf sleeping and goes forward to face the dark lord. Sex is optional.
There is seriousness, there is humor, and there is sadness and hope. One story has a "better" ending than the other. But you'd be surprised which.
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Jake wasn't entirely certain how he'd gotten to this point.
He certainly wasn't one to think too hard, but it really was something he needed to understand.
Well, perhaps it had been caused by all of the tension and suspense and heroics he'd engaged in with John against the monsters of the island. Surely John had been wooed by how bold and daring he was. Yes, that was most certainly the start of it. Guns had probably also contributed to this. After all, if John hadn't seen him using a gun so skillfully with the spider, he might not have wanted to learn more about guns.
But that still didn't really fully and completely explain how this had worked out how it had. One didn't get from point A to point Gay in two seconds flat! That simply wasn't how homosexuality worked, or so he'd assume. He hadn't really ever thought about it!
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“Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.
“Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.
If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.
Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.
Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.