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In which there are bombs, humans, sleep, wine, wings, a bowler hat, and absolutely no footnotes. | "Here's to six thousand years, then," he said. / "Here's to six thousand more," added Crowley, and they both drank.
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In a world where 'Legillimen' punish thoughtcrime under Umbridge as Minister for Magic, Agent Zacharias Smith and trainee Severus Snape search around the world for wanted criminal Sirius Black. | "But perhaps I should rephrase — a Sickle for someone else's thoughts? That's more your style, after all."
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All seventh-years require lessons in sex magic. Harry's teacher, much to his horror, is Snape. | "The book has a high, breathy voice as though it's just on the edge of coming - and Harry supposes that if his pages had chapters headed 'When Punishments Aren't Punishments' he might be in a perpetual state of orgasm, too."
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Peter Pettigrew as Othello's Iago. | "Nothing. Just that— oh, it doesn't matter." He shrugs. "Sirius and Lily have been friends for a very long time, after all."
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The Queen Bee of a non-magical Hogwarts, Black, smokes a cigarette behind the greenhouses with the dingy outcast, Snape. | "Everyone knows this is her territory, even the stupid first year Hufflepuffs. The branches of the willow hanging around them, the gloom of the alcoves behind Greenhouse Three - this is hers, all of it, and she rules it like a Queen. Almost makes up for everything she lost when she blew off her father and family."