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  1. Rec *

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    What the hell kind of porn name is “Destitute Daddy,” anyway? Out of morbid curiosity, Derek grabs the computer again and types it into the search bar, because revisiting last night’s poor life decisions is always a stellar plan.

    (or: the personal-finance-blogging AU)

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    19 Jan 2018

  2. Rec *

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    "Oh my god," Stiles squeaks out again. "You're unbelievable."

    Hot Bar Guy bobs his head agreeably. "I've been told that before, though usually people are more out of breath and less clothed when they say it."

     
    Or, the Crazy, Stupid, Love AU nobody asked for.

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    19 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Loved it!!

  3. Rec *

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    "I accept your body!" Stiles says hurriedly. "I accept you. Sexually."

    There is a pause. Derek says, "Thanks."

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    18 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Amazing. Read the fic! Its great!!! :D

  4. Rec *

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    The sexploits that Stiles writes about aren’t autobiographical. There’s never been anything overtly salacious about his own sexlife, nothing that was ever going to be screenplayed for a porno, but he still has a very creative imagination to work with. Usually.

    Tragically, and frighteningly, his imagination has gone rogue on him. It’s broken, flatlined, missing.

    “I have writer’s cock,” he whines at Scott over the phone.

    Or the AU where Stiles writes porn to help him through college and Derek becomes his muse.

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    18 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fucking adorable. I love the added poignant critique of objectification nd how dehumanising it can feel. But that's a small part of a funny and tongue in chheek romp.

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    Lydia wakes up as Alpha and takes to it like she takes to everything. Perfectly.

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    17 Jan 2018