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  1. Summary

    Based on the Locket prompt by Para, here, with pairing borrowed from Lilithqueen's "You're dating the HELP?!" series.

    The plot of Girl Genius is a delicate and intricate machine, and I'm sitting here throwing rocks in the gears. Please join me in rarepair hell for the adventures of Miss Agatha Clay as she falls hard for the dashing Jägermonster Jorgi! Watch as Agatha discovers the unique charms of sharklike grins! Laugh as Jorgi explains why Jägers are so irresistable to de vimminz! Despair as certain inevitable plot mechanics roll on without us! Facepalm at irony so thick you could spread it on toast!

    An AU that grew legs and ran away with me: What exactly are the implications of a hidden Heterodyne falling hard for a Jäger and refusing to get involved in any stupid love triangles with more politically (and socially, and possibly ethically) appropriate suitors?

     

    I will keep writing this until I feel like I'll run it up a lamppost if I go any further. Installment length may vary wildly. Working title for Part 8: Meanwhile; for Part 9: Show.

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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    The Great New York Zombie Outbreak of 1975 and all the ensuing consequences. AKA, "I 'survived' the zombie apocalypse and all I got was this lousy craving for human flesh," Watchmen style.

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    26 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where it's a metabolic disorder. Really.

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Mary Queen of Scots wasn't the only members of her social circle to have a very stupid death.

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    23 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one that manages to sound just like the show.

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    Steve Rogers knows from day one that Bucky Barnes is not his soulmate.

    The asset knows from the first glimpse that the man on the roof is his.

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    22 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one with the who's who of whose soulmates.

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    Sometimes Susie worries about whether her daughter's fantasy life is actually fantasy.

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    30 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where a kid talks with her stuffed animals and the kid's parents talk around... a lot of stuff.

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    Bruce Wayne deals with supervillains almost as much as Batman does.

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    15 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where Bruce Wayne tries really hard to idiot-proof his corporate policies, Ivy doesn't want to take anything at face value, and Harley is the ringmaster of this whole circus.