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  1. Summary

    Based on the Locket prompt by Para, here, with pairing borrowed from Lilithqueen's "You're dating the HELP?!" series.

    The plot of Girl Genius is a delicate and intricate machine, and I'm sitting here throwing rocks in the gears. Please join me in rarepair hell for the adventures of Miss Agatha Clay as she falls hard for the dashing Jägermonster Jorgi! Watch as Agatha discovers the unique charms of sharklike grins! Laugh as Jorgi explains why Jägers are so irresistable to de vimminz! Despair as certain inevitable plot mechanics roll on without us! Facepalm at irony so thick you could spread it on toast!

    An AU that grew legs and ran away with me: What exactly are the implications of a hidden Heterodyne falling hard for a Jäger and refusing to get involved in any stupid love triangles with more politically (and socially, and possibly ethically) appropriate suitors?

     

    I will keep writing this until I feel like I'll run it up a lamppost if I go any further. Installment length may vary wildly. Working title for Part 8: Meanwhile; for Part 9: Show.

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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    27 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where more people live but I'm not sure that makes it a fix-it. Also, the BEST ironic cliffhanger installment endings.

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    27 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where, in a hazily post-canon happy future, Agatha is not satisfied when a headcount of detached Jägers comes up short.

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    27 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where canon takes a hard right turn into Fix-It territory not even halfway through Volume 1.

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    The Regency AU none of you asked for, but the one I'm going to write anyway.

    In the Year of our Lord 1811, the fair city-state of Mechanicsburg is at peace. Ruled over by the wise Lady Heterodyne, she has hammered out an alliance between her, Baron Wulfenbach to the west, and the young Storm King to the southeast. Her elite Jaeger forces, feared and renowned throughout Europa, are left with actual free time. One of them decides to use it to take the hat he won in a bet, meets the former-hat-owner's granddaughter, and sparks fly (as well as wooden spoons). But he has a reputation, and one which might stand in the way of our lovers' happiness...

    (not to mention the involvement of his truly awful family)

    An "everyone's human" AU starring soiled reputations, pretty dresses, crossdressing cavalry lieutenants, and some highly embarrassing conversations.

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    27 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where I learned that yes, in fact, I DO need a Human AU Regency AU of Girl Genius in my life, thank you.

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Odds and ends and drabbles revolving around Maxim/Zeuxippe. I might eventually knit them together into a coherent story, but don't hold your breath.

    Chapter 24 is the one that bumps it up to a Mature rating so if you don't want to read smut you can just skip that one.

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    27 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where there's an entire, charming, only very slightly Jossed (and only at the very end) relationship between a fearsome wild Jäger and a fearsome sandwich-shop waitress.