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    All Fíli wanted was to share a bedroll; and a few laughs, with Bofur. But when the other Dwarf turns down his advances Fíli decides to try another tactic. Because courting Bofur is obviously the best plan ever.
    Also includes Pining!Kíli and the question of whether Bilbo and Thorin will ever realise it's okay to do more than just look at each other.

    No beta, not much actual plot, but lots of crack!

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    06 Mar 2013

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    Does Ori look at Dwalin because he is in love with him or is he in love with him because he is constantly looking at him? Pointless, really. Now, does Dwalin look back? That is the question.

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  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    "The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde, and the habits of decomposing right before your very, la la la la, eyes, along with the people inside! What a wonderful caricature of intimacy!"
    -"Build God, Then We'll Talk"
    Panic! At The Disco
    A Fever You Can't Sweat Out (2005)

    Mafia AU where Bilbo is a normal guy dating the mafia leader Thorin. He definitely didn't see that coming, but he's going to have to learn to deal with it, because if he leaves Thorin it's likely that Thorin won't let him live another day. Thorin takes love rather seriously, to say the very least.

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    06 Mar 2013

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    Thorin had his throne, his nephews, and wealth beyond belief. He had done honourably by his people, and had even made peace, as uneasy as it still was, with the elves. Yet, there Thorin sat, his mouth a thin line, his cold glare steady and unwavering, on the day he should be celebrating his victories. What no one knew, however, was that one year ago that day, Thorin lost something more dear to him than anything in Middle Earth. Exactly one year ago that day, Bilbo Baggins, a simple hobbit from the Shire, left Erebor with Thorin’s heart.

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    ON HIATUS

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    A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor.

     

    CHAPTER 35: NIGHT - Is the new chapter posted on 5/16/14. Its a smut chapter!!
    *HIATUS*

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