Alarnia

A blue guy with nubby cheesepoof horns covering his face in embarrassment



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  1. Summary

    sometimes I write smut,
    sometimes I write about original characters who are supposed to be space pirates, merciless captains infamous for murder, highway robbery, and looking damn good in spandex, and make them ordinary people in the middle of the 70s and watch them just try and make a life for themselves.

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    This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet.

    Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for hiding in plain sight from your enemies. It is decidedly not great for hiding your growing, uh, interest in your secret service colleague.

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    18 Nov 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    It’s Ford’s second unexpected reunion in as many days. Funnily enough, his reaction to this one is the exact same as it was to the first. He swings a punch directly at Rick’s face.

    Stanley never saw it coming. But Rick, Rick’s always on his guard, and he ducks the punch like an old pro. He grabs Ford’s wrist as he goes, using the momentum to spin himself in so that his back slots against Ford’s chest and he can yank Ford’s arm down around his waist like they’re posing for a prom picture.

    “H-hey there, Fordy,” he purrs. “Did ya miss me?”

    OR: the one where Rick and Ford had a fling in the nightmare dimension.

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    26 Oct 2017

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    Rise and shine, loser, it's time for mimosas and Craig-watching.

    (WIP, but no cliffhangers here; each chapter is a self-contained story, and collectively they chronicle the saga of Robert's short step in falling for the New Guy, and then the much longer step of figuring out what to do about it.)

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    29 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Damien really didn't mean to have a window facing Craig Cahn's property, and it's not his fault that Craig exercises outside so regularly, but the staring? That's intentional.

    (Turns out, so are the increasingly skimpy workout clothes Craig wears while he exercises outside.)

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    16 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    When the newest dad in town starts to get closer to Robert, he faces some unexpected obstacles.

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    16 Aug 2017