Alarnia

A blue guy with nubby cheesepoof horns covering his face in embarrassment



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  1. Summary

    sometimes I write smut,
    sometimes I write about original characters who are supposed to be space pirates, merciless captains infamous for murder, highway robbery, and looking damn good in spandex, and make them ordinary people in the middle of the 70s and watch them just try and make a life for themselves.

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    Rise and shine, loser, it's time for mimosas and Craig-watching.

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    29 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Damien really didn't mean to have a window facing Craig Cahn's property, and it's not his fault that Craig exercises outside so regularly, but the staring? That's intentional.

    (Turns out, so are the increasingly skimpy workout clothes Craig wears while he exercises outside.)

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    16 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    When the newest dad in town starts to get closer to Robert, he faces some unexpected obstacles.

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    16 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    A fic based on the SamuraiBravo Bounty Hunter AU headcanoned by C2ndy2c1d.

    Full description inside.

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    CHAPTER 3 ADDED 4/5/17

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    31 Mar 2017

  5. Rec 53

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    or, The World According To Carver Hawke, Professional Younger Brother Who Totally Knows What He's Doing.

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    09 Dec 2016