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    “So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”

    “Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”

    “A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. "You aren't even Greek!" he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.

    Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”

    “Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”

    “Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”

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    04 Nov 2017

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    Memos from around MI6, many of which are not actually confined to Q-Branch. Includes the minions, Eve's Shoes, Q's secret liqour stash and everyone wanting Bond and Q to just bloody shag already because the tension is making everyone tetchy.

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    13 Apr 2017

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    She’s never been with someone who wants to learn her.

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    30 Oct 2016

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    In 1993, while on leave from the Royal Navy, James Bond brings Alec Trevelyan to Skyfall Lodge. There, he hopes to find the privacy and courage to discover if Alec is just interested in friendship or if he, like James, wants something more.

    But Skyfall Lodge hasn't been deserted since James' parents died. The Bond family has been tied to the land for hundreds of years. And as it turns out, the old legends of the family's fae guardian might just be true.

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    02 Jul 2016

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    All fae-born were raised on stories of how cruel dragon-borns were, how they had no care for anyone outside themselves and their greed, that they would sell their own mother's soul to the devil before allowing themselves to be hurt. They were told that all dragon-borns were to be killed on sight, and taught spells that would do just that, if ever given the chance.

    It would be just Q's luck that one of his agents was dragon-born.

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    02 Jul 2016