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    22 Apr 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Aradia trolls Dave, they get hitched (for Reasons), and then she trolls him some more. Featuring Dave's entirely not-hysterical point of view, Karkat as the troll-maid-tron of his honor, entirely too many jars of dead things, Afterus, and gross inaccuracies regarding Canada:

    You have a minor Aspect. It’s rare, but you can’t do anything with it, so you’ve never thought much about Time. You never thought that when you were busy miring yourself in the bureaucracy of joining the general jury pool and completing your voter registration you’d be signing yourself up for someone to browse the classified catalog and order you as a mail-order brobride.

    As for how Aradia feels about your engagement, you don’t ask. You might as well ask why she always approaches you from behind if your back isn’t to a wall or why she now insists on referring to Bro as Dad or why her KangerSheepMom makes you treat all open spaces like an unending game of the-floor-is-lava. (The-Floor-Is-Lava echoes in your mind like that should be important somehow. Too late, (always too late?) the vague familiarity is gone, a dream fled upon waking.)

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    31 Mar 2015

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    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far a—

    Yeah, I know that’s not when it happened, but that’s how you start this kind of—

    I don’t know, do I look like George Lucas?

    No, he made the movie. No, it doesn’t have Kevin Bacon. Not everything has Kevin Bacon!

    Of course it’s still good!

    Fine, you dicks. If you think you know better than one of the greatest stories of the human race:

    A short time ago, in this galaxy...

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    12 Mar 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    In which the Pines twins make a pact to never let anyone control or manipulate them again; a series of loosely connected one-shots that are not quite as serious as they might seem.

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    26 Jan 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    A modern teenager's guide to surviving the 1860's.

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    24 Jan 2015