ASassyDog



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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Joseph had never been a very good person. That didn't mean he couldn't envy those who were; that he didn’t know it and see it and even, sometimes, want it for himself. That was just what Joseph did: he wanted. Sometimes he even wished. Always, always, he took. Whenever, whatever he could.

    Call it a bad habit. He was a repeat offender.

    Envy and hunger can make a monster out of any man.

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    02 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    “So,” Mary says, a solid three minutes after she started ringing the doorbell, “I hear my husband is gonna leave me for you.”

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    30 Jul 2017

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    Rise and shine, loser, it's time for mimosas and Craig-watching.

    (WIP, but no cliffhangers here; each chapter is a self-contained story, and collectively they chronicle the saga of Robert's short step in falling for the New Guy, and then the much longer step of figuring out what to do about it.)

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    27 Jul 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Snow falls, rats multiply, cops converge, Mae gets a job.

    These might actually be the endtimes, Bea thinks.

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    10 Mar 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Alabaster sleeps, Syenite and Innon work things out.

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    01 Mar 2017