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    While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial (presumably deceased) Sherlock Holmes. In hindsight he's not sure if this was a good call or a very, very bad one.

    Post-Reichenbach-reunion combined with Coulson-lives, partly because I like looking at cliches from different fandoms, sticking them in one fic and going "now kiss!". Mostly because has anyone else noticed how similar John Watson and Phil Coulson are?

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    “Every demon on record is described as either monstrously terrifying or breathtakingly beautiful,” Sherlock says. “I have never heard of a demon with a forgettable face and a propensity for ugly jumpers.”

    The demon looks down at his jumper. Okay, so it might not be the most flattering article of clothing in the world, but it sure looks a hell of a lot more comfortable than Sherlock’s two-sizes-too-small shirt.

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    “Derek, what’s going on?” Erica asks.

    Derek hesitates to respond, trying to decide on the most concise way to tell the story without his disgust bleeding through. Marie beats him to it.

    “After the Argents’ attack, we were the only pack who would give them shelter. As thanks, it was agreed my daughter would marry a member of the Hale pack when she came of age.”

    “But Derek is no longer an option because a marriage pact can’t interfere with a pack’s hierarchy,” Lydia fills in, disbelief dripping from every word. “And now every other member of the pack is mated, you’ve finally come calling to sink your claws into Stiles.”

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    When Derek and Stiles stumbled into a friends with benefits relationship purely by accident, they weren’t expecting it would one day save their asses when a threat from Derek’s past comes knocking. All they need to do is pretend to really be in love to avoid an arranged marriage agreed to years ago with a pact of blood. Considering they hadn’t bothered setting up boundaries when the ‘benefits’ first started, it’s no surprise that the lines begin to blur and Derek’s eyes are eventually opened to a truth he hadn’t been ready to face.

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    21 Nov 2017

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    Stiles finds himself pregnant with his fourth at the same time his friends Erica, Scott and Allison are all having their first. So of course they not only want his advice, but tell him he should write a guide to pregnancy that doesn't assume all omegas are passive and docile, and remembers that betas can carry children, too. To his surprise, he finds he's up for the challenge.

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    13 Nov 2017

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    “Can I help you?” the man asked.

    “I’m dying,” Q answered bluntly, his voice a barely whispered rasp. “Or not. Again with the pain everywhere, so not entirely sure.”

    “Ignore my friend’s poor attempt at humour,” Bond interrupted. The sense of familiarity and danger threatened to overwhelm him again, but there was no time for that — even if it was probably the result of underestimating his head wound. He’d sort that out later. For now, he had to win over a highlander.

    “We had a bit of a hiking accident earlier this evening, I’m afraid,” Bond said as he shifted Q’s weight against him. “I thought we could make it to the next town for a hospital, but now I’m not so sure. I’d love to check him over if you have a spare flat surface and decent light to lend.”

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    A Halloween fic based on Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: The Guests

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    15 Oct 2017