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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    The thing about being a captain of a starship is that you forget how to break up with people; the starship is a gigantic, unmistakable clue that you're probably not sticking around.

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    17 Sep 2014

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    the best

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    It's mpreg! It's Mirrorverse! It's comedy! It's a remix! Sadly, it doesn't quite qualify as the craziest idea I've ever tried to write, but it's close. Personally, I think it's awesome, that it’ll probably surprise you, and that you really should give it a try, but I'm not exactly unbiased. What can I say here? You either trust me or you don't. (Insistent inserted sidenote from graceandfire – “Dudes! You must read this! It is awesome! Uhm, bye!" *waves*) Written for the issenterprise Remix Challenge.

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    9 Sep 2014

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    my god, the dark humor, it kills me

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    "Wait. Was that a zipper?"

    Derek responded with his usual breathing.

    Stiles pushed up on his elbows and pressed his phone hard against his ear, straining to hear what was happening on the other end of the line. ”What exactly is this emergency? Are you trapped inside a body bag? A tent? An evil zipper factory?”

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    20 Aug 2014

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    Where Derek's skills at thinking on his feet mean that he and Stiles have to act. For the sake of Stiles' dad, of course, for the sake of the pack. No personal interest interference at all, whatsoever. Right.

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    “Why does my dad say that you and your boyfriend are a bad influence on me?”

    “What?”

    “Yeah, what boyfriend? Dude, you are not allowed to not tell me crap like this. You didn't think I'd like be a douchebag or something. Right?”

    “No, wait, what? I have no boyfriend.”

    “He says you were with him at the police station.”

    Stiles blinks. “Uhm. Oh shit.”

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    21 Jul 2014

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    Is it even possible for penises to develop Stockholm syndrome?

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    18 Jul 2014

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