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    Scenes from an experiment, the greatest of all

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    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
    Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 1

    In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.

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    John is invalided home much sooner in his military career, and is working at the hospital when Sherlock is brought into the ER. John recognizes him, though can't decide if he should be furious or relieved.

    The Sherlock John knew years before, when they were both children, seems to have disappeared entirely, and considering the way Sherlock ended their relationship, John shouldn't particularly care about the drug-addled 20 year old version of the man that used to be his best friend. But he does. Because John is John and Sherlock is Sherlock and some things in the world are immutable.

    Apologies in advance for mistakes. Now complete! Part 2 will begin updating sometime near the holidays.

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    26 Feb 2015

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    John braced for the cutting deduction they day they met at Bart’s and Sherlock said “Afghanistan or Iraq?” Six months on, it still hasn’t come.

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    24 Feb 2015

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    Sherlock's time is limited, so he tends to focus on acquiring the knowledge he finds most necessary in the quickest and most convenient way possible—which, yes, frequently means that he tends towards the theoretical over the practical, especially when the theory is widely explored, frequently elaborated, and easily accessible.

    "So you mean," John says, a little thickly, "you've watched a lot of porn," and Irene drops down onto her stomach on the floor with her hair falling around her face and laughs and laughs and laughs.

     

    Unbeta'ed and un-Britpicked; briefly audienced by Roane to ensure that it was actually written in English but that's it. To be honest, this is a writing exercise gone massively out of control. Read at your own risk and OMG, no, really, I'm so sorry. /o\

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    24 Feb 2015

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    Sherlock Holmes is striving for gold in this, his fourth and final Olympics as a downhill Alpine racer.

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    23 Feb 2015

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    "Oh, so you admit it! You think mine is small!"

    "Yeah. You know what? I do. I bet it's tiny."

    Sherlock put on his best drama queen face and shouted, "I take umbrage at that comment, John Watson, umbrage!"

    "Does your teeny little wee take umbrage, too, Sherlock?"

    "Oh! Shall we settle this, once and for all, then?"

    John's eyebrow shot up to the ceiling. "Go on, cowboy, let's see what you're packing."

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    18 Feb 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious. Hot. For science!

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