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  1. Rec 12

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    Jack is sure he's cleared his apartment of any signs of Eric's presence when Shitty comes to visit, but seeing Eric's red shorts dangling from the ceiling fan is a little bit of a shock to his system.

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    27 Jun 2016

  2. Rec 31

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    “I am calm,” John snaps, leaning on the door to glare out at the dark streets around them.

    Sherlock’s not said where they’re going; all he knows is they came off the ring road to the west of London and have vanished somewhere into the depths of Berkshire. All he knows is that he’s been trussed up in a suit that wasn’t hired from anywhere and if brought new would edge up into the triple figure margins.

    “Be calmer,” Sherlock advises, with a trace of irony. “We’re going to a party.”

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    26 Jun 2016

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    Eric Bittle's To-Do List:

    1.) Frame Masters in Library and Information Science diploma and send to Mama, because she never understood the lack of sleep and abuse of caffeine, but she sent cookbooks and money for good chocolate, bless her.
    2.) Throw away every last highlighted article, graded paper, and syllabus, because they are no longer needed, thank the sweet Lord.
    3.) Promote the library's new periodic reading series, because it wasn't the capstone project for nothing.
    4.) Harass Boston Bruins star Jack Zimmermann into taking a picture for @BPLWestEnd to promote the reading of his new children's book, Jacky's Bad Days.
    5.) Do not ogle Boston Bruins star Jack Zimmermann's ass.
    6.) Fail step five. Repeatedly.

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    25 Jun 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just perfect. A+ characterisations, laugh-out-loud funny, lovely and sweet.

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    Kent
    The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he’s a gazelle and I’m a dick tiger.

    Jack
    What’s wrong with you?

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    20 Jun 2016

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    "Eric Richard Bittle does not choke on his drink. He is not thinking about Jack’s hands, nor is he thinking about twisting, checking, or any combination of the two. He is just a small southern boy who came to play hockey and mind his own business."

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    14 Jun 2016

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