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  1. Summary

    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
    Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 1

    In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.

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    A collection of flash tumblr fic and other bits and bobs—essentially, the odd sock basket of my brain.

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    “So tell me,” Justin’s mother says, all business, “is your boy going to propose?”

    “What, Jack?” Justin says, and doesn’t really think much of it, because his mother eats up the details of Jack and Bitty and JackandBitty like Holster eats up rom-coms.

    His mother sighs, and he can practically hear her rolling her eyes. “No, baby, I meant Adam.”

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    9 Aug 2016

  2. Rec 75

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    Bitty has always been very careful to keep his eyes to himself in the locker room, a lesson learned early and learned hard. But by avoiding looking at the other men, he missed them looking at him….

    This is nothing but unrepentant porn.

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    8 Aug 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HNGHHH

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    Kent swipes to another picture. In this one Eric is looking up at Jack with almost literal heart eyes, but somehow the caption says, Parson and his new Southern Gentleman on Cup Day.

     

    Kent selflessly volunteers to fake-date Bitty to protect Jack and Bitty's relationship. Everything goes really well and there are no miscommunications or attempts at self sabotage on Kent's part at all, because he's an adult now and is definitely not carrying a torch for either one of them.

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    8 Aug 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is just so fab. You've captured Bitty so perfectly I wonder if witchcraft may have been involved (doubt it though, with how skilfully the rest of this was executed. Kent's voice was also brilliant, endearing and funny and just the right amount of pathetically self aware). Thank you for sharing!!!

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    Kent swipes to another picture. In this one Eric is looking up at Jack with almost literal heart eyes, but somehow the caption says, Parson and his new Southern Gentleman on Cup Day.

     

    Kent selflessly volunteers to fake-date Bitty to protect Jack and Bitty's relationship. Everything goes really well and there are no miscommunications or attempts at self sabotage on Kent's part at all, because he's an adult now and is definitely not carrying a torch for either one of them.

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    8 Aug 2016

  5. Rec 83

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    Sherlock hasn't ever really done anything the traditional way, so of course it wouldn't bother him to propose to John even though they're not even dating. And the fact that John is already on a date with someone else when he decides to do it? Tedious.

    “What are you doing?” John asks quietly, angrily.

    “I thought that was fairly obvious,” Sherlock replies calmly.

    John sighs, rubbing his left hand over his eye, “You can’t just propose to me so that I can’t date anyone and have no choice but to keep coming on cases with you.”

    “Marrying you myself is precisely the only thing I can do to stop you from marrying and leaving again."

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    7 Aug 2016

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