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  1. Summary

    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
    Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 1

    In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.

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  3. Summary

    A collection of flash tumblr fic and other bits and bobs—essentially, the odd sock basket of my brain.

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  1. Rec 18

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    Bucky isn't the kind of guy to be easily impressed, so he raises an eyebrow and eyes the guy. He stays in a sort of half-bow, ridiculous for someone his size, and holds the card out for Bucky to take.

    "That work on the ladies?"

    "Sometimes?" He says. "Did it work on you?"

    "Guess you'll find out if I text you."

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    11 Dec 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    When Bucky leans into his touch, mouth slightly parted, and the tension in his body melts away beneath his fingers, it seems only natural to tip forwards too and meet him in the middle.

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    They make out sometimes. They don’t talk about it. Clearly, this arrangement is perfect and won’t lead to any problems whatsoever. (5 Times Clint & Bucky made out in an emergency, and 1 time they didn’t.)

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    11 Dec 2023

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    "Marry Henry - destination wedding. Combine all of our names so paperwork is a fucking nightmare." Henry stares at him and Pez rolls the dice, and-

    "Congratulations to Alex and Henry Claremont-Diaz-Fox-Mountchristen," he says with a bright grin, and Alex punches the air and makes a 'whooping' noise. "Your wedding is attended by the Beckhams, the President, and several key members of congress. Henry is very gentle on your wedding night." Henry is going to fucking kill Pez.
     
    "Fucking sweet," Alex says, because Henry is apparently the only one here trying not to have a coronary about all of this.

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    It had just been a party game, except now Henry is in way over his head.

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    30 Jul 2023

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    "Just, you know," Henry says. "If your mum weren't the president and you were just a normal bloke living a normal life, what things might be like? What you'd be doing instead?"

    After being discovered on Instagram as a teenager, Alex Diaz is thriving as a social media influencer and model who just landed a high profile, high fashion contract with Calvin Klein. Alex can get any girl he wants, and he’s loving it. Meanwhile, British poet Henry Fox has just arrived in L.A. to kick off a North American tour promoting his new, steamy book of gay erotic poetry, and he’s attracting a lot of attention.

    Bad blood is immediately sparked between them when Henry blows Alex off at their first meeting. Several tabloid rumors and an Instagram tantrum later, Alex and Henry are reluctantly thrust together to make nice, resulting in a grudging friendship and a magnetism between them that Alex can't explain. Why is Henry's poetry making Alex feel like this? And just what is it about Henry Fox that gets to him so much?

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    29 Jul 2023

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    Sherlock's dæmon hadn't settled. Once John realised that, so much made sense. Though so much else didn't, because it practically wasn't possible.

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    22 Aug 2022