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    Quint hates planes. Quint really, really hates planes. But with MI6 hunting him down, he hasn't got much of a choice but to get on one. He should've known better. He really should've known better.

    In which there is a plane crash, a deserted island, accidental minions, a lot of miscommunication, sleepwalking (sort of), a very creepy Silva and more.

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    02 Nov 2017

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    Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore

    Q's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit and relax, he thought that Paris might be fun.

    Of course, that was before the gunfight, witnessing a shooting, and being kidnapped by a strange, blue-eyed gunman named James Bond.

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    17 Oct 2017

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    Q loves being on his knees.

     But seeing James when he looks up, all proper in his suit and buttoned up, except for his cock hanging lewdly out of his trousers and his face red and sweaty from exertion-- bloody hell, Q isn’t ready to end this just yet.

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    16 Oct 2017

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    In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.

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    “I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.

    “Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”

    “He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London--”

    “I am far from proper gentleman company.”

    “--and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”

    “Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”

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    16 Oct 2017

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    "There’s been an accident. We don’t know what’s happened. Are you all right? Are you hurt?"

    "It’s dark," Q whispered, daring to crack his eyes open again, only to be greeted with the same endless black. "Fuck, James. My head hurts, and it’s dark."

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