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    Dear John,

    Hello! I have no clue why I’m writing you this, since we’re going to see each other (and hopefully do more than that, haha) in like three hours. But The Team promotes letter writing.

    So, this job is really great. Apparently, they didn’t know that I wasn’t an architect. They got me mixed up with Frank Lloyd Wright. I don’t know how that happened. Don’t ask me. But luckily, I’m not being fired, yay! Burr, who I am finding more tolerable, told me that Washington, the company head who everyone calls “dad”, told Jefferson to tell me that they think I’m “too nice” to fire. Also, I went to a work karaoke night, and I think that’s another reason why. They were all smitten with my singing voice. Don’t worry, I won’t ever leave you. But they’re trying to get me a contract with Disney. I asked them how they planned on doing that, and Wash said that “he has his ways.” Personally, I think he’s a [censored.] April Fools! Not about the Disney stuff, or the Frank Lloyd Wright stuff. But they’re not censoring my letters. They’re too nice to do that.

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