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  1. The Criminal Life of One Jane Crocker by

    Homestuck  

    4 Mar 2013

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    Your name is Jane Crocker and you may or may not have stooped low enough to draw a Sharpie mustache on your dear boyfriend's face.

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  2. Fuzzy Caterpillars by

    The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    14 Feb 2013

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    A little Valentine's Day silliness...

    Phil comes back from an undercover op with an unpleasant change to his appearance.

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  3. The Tickling Tyrant of Japan by

    Sengoku Basara  

    26 Oct 2012

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    The Sengoku Era has never known a fiercer conquerer than this-- Mogami Moustachio of the East seeks vengeance and rule upon all those who oppose his goals, his gentleman's principles, and his hairy revenge. ((This is a crackfic; I hope you've figured that out thus far.))

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  4. Stayin' Alive by

    Stargate Atlantis  

    2 Jun 2012

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    Fic & Art: Trapped in 1972, John gets an offer he can't refuse, and the pornstache he's always wanted. But what happens when the whole team goes back to the Seventies to rescue him?

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  5. Dammit Barton! - The Mustache Vendetta by

    The Avengers (2012)  

    19 May 2012

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    Clint Barton has a tick that every S.H.I.E.L.D. agent knows about. Oh yes, everyone knows about it and they exploit it to the fullest. When the Avengers find out about it (Clint would swear they all look subtly in Natasha’s direction whenever it comes up, but honestly, he’s not nearly bat-shit crazy enough to bring it up around her), they seem to aggravate him without mercy.

    Clint hates mustaches, Tony is an asshole, and all S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel want to see the latter punched in the face

    NEW SNEAK PEAK TO DAMMIT BARTON! - A MERRY BAND OF MASTURBATORS (end notes)

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  6. Halfway to human by

    Homestuck  

    1 May 2012

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    The spunky detective lass has solved another case!

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  7. Sigerson's Shack by

    Sherlock (TV)  

    17 Jan 2012

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    Sherlock's alone in a Canadian shack . . . or is he?

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  8. Mikey Way and the Quest for the Stone by

    Bandom  

    8 Jan 2012

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    “I’m in Colombia!” Mikey said, raising his voice over the crackle of a poor connection.
    “No. no, no, no, no,” James wailed.
    Mikey could really relate to his disbelief. He couldn't believe he was in mother fucking Colombia either.

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  9. Dial M for Manly by for judas_river

    Old Spice Guy (Commercials), TV Commercials  

    17 Dec 2010

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    Danger! Betrayal! Shirtless men! Competing body wash products! When a former agent of O.L.D.S.P.I.C.E. goes rogue with plans for world domination, there's only one person manly enough to soak his schemes and take him down. Good thing he's already wearing a towel.

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    41
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    7
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