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  1. abundance by

    One Direction (Band)  

    14 Jun 2013

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    this is basically just a bunch of poems about the relationships in one direction and how i view them (don't judge me) my poetry is probably actually shit but whatever

    Words:
    377
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    423

  2. Convertexting #5: Drunk Texting by

    Teen Wolf (TV)  

    13 Jun 2013

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    Stiles drunk texts Derek.

    Series
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    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1625

  3. Drunk Texts #3 by

    Marble Hornets  

    11 Jun 2013

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    ...and the adventures of hungover Jay.

    Series
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    254
    Chapters:
    1/1

  4. Drunk Texts #2 by

    Marble Hornets  

    11 Jun 2013

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    ...further adventures of drunk Jay...

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    258
    Chapters:
    1/1

  5. Drunk Texts #1 by

    Marble Hornets  

    11 Jun 2013

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    The adventures of drunk Jay...

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    247
    Chapters:
    1/1

  6. 1:08 PM-- Harry? 1:20 PM-- Louis Tomlinson by

    One Direction (Band)  

    31 May 2013

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    6:21 PM
    Would you like to go to dinner this Saturday? Xx
    6:42 PM
    Sure, were to? Xx
    7:14 PM
    I was hoping you would have the answer to that :P xx
    7:32 PM
    I could cook if you’d like? xx
    7:47 PM
    That would be lovely, if that’s okay with you! Xx
    8:23 PM
    Of course. I love cooking. :D xx

    Words:
    1,081
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    342

  7. Twenty Questions by

    Sherlock (TV)  

    13 May 2013

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    John texts a number Greg's given him in the hopes of getting a shag.

    Words:
    1,168
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    888

  8. Bein' Green by

    The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    20 Apr 2013

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    Bein’ Green: One of our muses is depressed, and the other tries to cheer him up

    Clint is terrible at getting women to fall for him; for some reason, they all flock to his wingman. Phil offers him some comforting words.

    Words:
    238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    183

  9. Hitching a Ride Home by

    Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

    8 Apr 2013

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    John gets drunk at the local pub and picks a random number to dial for some much-needed sex

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    Words:
    2,676
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1755

  10. MirkWOOD Studios Proudly Presents . . . by

    The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    30 Mar 2013

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    Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.

    Featuring: Everyone and the Kitchen Sink. (I lied--the sink only makes a cameo.)

    Words:
    13,153
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2142

  11. what do you do when you're miles away by

    One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF  

    1 Mar 2013

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    “Make this quick, Dana is probably caramelizing the creme brulee as we speak.”

    He hears a bit of shuffling, a yelp, and is met with a somewhat raspy and breathless reply. “Phone sex? Seriously?”

    Well. “Yes. Seriously.”

    He counts to five in his head, can’t remember the last time he ever got off with someone on the phone much less someone like Louis. He’s got a vivid imagination and could probably do well without the phone conversation but he does love Louis’ voice.

    Series
    Words:
    1,251
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    720

  12. The Cherry Crush and the Chemical Rush by

    Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

    21 Feb 2013

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    Sherlock Holmes is investigating a suspect. He's also grossly inebriated (for the case, of course). What happens after he texts John to take him home, and will it change the way they interact to solve cases forever?

    Words:
    700
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    265

  13. Hey Sexy by

    Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

    13 Feb 2013

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    Greg has a tendency to send flirty texts to Mycroft when he's drunk. Mycroft always makes sure he gets home alright. But what happens when Greg shows up outside Mycroft's place?

    Words:
    1,058
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    603

  14. Awesome by for Berlinghoff, Ansku, Trystings, Debris_K

    Teen Wolf (TV)  

    20 Jan 2013

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    Derek sucks at being a werewolf, but Stiles still thinks he's awesome. A little. Depending on how you define awesome.

    Words:
    1,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2572

  15. Hey Katie, Wanna Hear a Secret? by

    Big Time Rush  

    14 Jan 2013

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    When Katie goes out with the new boy, James winds up at a bar, drowning his misery in alcohol. Unfortunately, he comes home drunk, accidentally climbing into Katie's bed...and proceeds to let slip several secrets...including one of his own...

    Words:
    6,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    99

  16. Text me maybe? by

    X-Men: First Class (2011)  

    16 Oct 2012

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    Erik doesn't get drunk. Ever. EVER.

    So... why did Charles just receive a MMS of Erik's fully erected dick?

    (In which the mutant family goes out to celebrate Alex's birthday at a pub and ends up getting everyone around them to, in a drunken fit, reenact the scene from lion king aka Circle of Life.)

    Words:
    3,258
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1290

  17. Texting!2 by

    Hawaii Five-0 (2010)  

    24 Jul 2012

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    Drunk!texting

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    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    1713

  18. Texts from Tony by

    The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe  

    9 Jul 2012

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    Tony texts in binary when he's drunk.

    Words:
    607
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2769

  19. Took You Long Enough by

    Supernatural  

    22 Jun 2012

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    Dean is out getting a few beers while Sam decides to get drunk and text him. Xrated texting ensues. Written for the spn springfling fic exchange on lj.

    Words:
    868
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    44

  20. Mycroft Is A Creepy Stalker by

    Sherlock (TV)  

    17 Jun 2012

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    It's not just Sherlock and John who have relationship difficulties.

    Or, in which Mycroft is a stalker (but he gets better), Anthea is the world's best assistant, and Lestrade is really very confused.

    Series
    Words:
    1,880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2113

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