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Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas are roommates in college. Shenanigans ensue.
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Dave and Karkat flip quadrants like it's Shrove Tuesday at the IHOP, Terezi is at the end of her rope, Kanaya wants to know Rose's secrets and Gamzee is creepy, but what's new?
Perhaps most importantly, no-one really knows what they are doing.
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Getting closer to his brother, again, didn't mean that Dave wanted to share with him.
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Alternate names – ‘this human emotion called ‘butt-touch,’’ ‘but who tops,’ ‘parkourstuck’
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1. Be Dave Strider, human, tricker extraordinaire and minor GrubTube sensation. Meet some douchebag at a practice session.
2. Be Karkat Vantas, troll, traceur with a few tricks and an ornery fucker with something to hide.
3. Step into the trick, keep your core tight, and flip.
4. Keep flipping.
5. Now kiss.Tips
-Drink plenty of water.
-Don’t slow down as you’re approaching the obstacle! That’s stutter-stepping, and you will fuck up hard.
-Knees up, shoulders back.
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Dave and Karkat sex it up. No, really, that's all it is.
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A chance meeting on the bus is not what Karkat would expect as an apt climate for forging a friendship, but he’s pleasantly surprised when he and the mysterious, sunglass-wearing coolkid are brought together by this happenstance. Will their relationship flourish or flounder?
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Bro always tells Dave to watch out for the wolves behind the house. Don't get close to them, he says. They're dangerous.
But there's one with red eyes, and Dave's not going to ignore it.
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- Part 1 of The Wolves of Mercy Falls
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The solemn feeling is just one more thing you both have in common. It's so dark and quiet, but maybe with a friend it won't be so bad.
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In which Karkat is alone, and the only other guy who's as close to being as pathetic as he is, is Dave.
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What would you do if you awoke one day, and on this seemingly normal day, you decided to once again fake an illness and stay home alone as your father goes off to work. You'd enjoy the day off from school, right? Wrong.
What if I told you that this seemingly "normal" day actually turned out to be a lot less normal and a lot less... well... anything. What if I told you this day was the beginning of a zombie apocalypse, and that nearly all of your friends would die, turn into one of those things, or form their own small groups and leave you? Impossible this would never happen.
What if you were just trying to stay home from school due to being picked on 24-7, and you had to form a small group of all your friends to fend for yourselves? You wouldn't believe it, right? Well guess again.
You are Karkat Vantas and you are definitely fed up with your life turning to shit left and right.
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((AUTHORS NOTE: Alright so I haven't updated this fic in months. I actually had a ton of shit going on at home, and I ended up having an... unexpected hiatus.
THIS FIC IS NOT ABANDONED I PROMISE
Luckily, I got all my shit worked out. Unlucking, my style of writing changed a lot since I uploaded this. I'm going to be editing the chapters and hopefully having the next one up by Sunday.))
Your name is Dave Strider and you are not insane.
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Karkat and Dave are curious about what's in each others' pants. Sex things ensue.
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"Roses are red, and violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and perhaps so are you.
You don’t need water to feel like you’re drowning. You just need blood, and a lot of it. Oh, and pain. Pain’s important too, because then you can feel like complete and utter shit while blood forces its way up your throat to slowly choke you to death.
Gurgling noises and tears are just a bonus."DaveKat sadstuck, in which Webs uses a super depressing poem and sappy death-writing to kill readers with a x2 combo. Quadrant flip near the end, and I guess this is technically an offshoot timeline, or a doomed one or whatever. I wrote this because there aren't enough DaveKat KK death fics out there.
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"His hand moves away from yours for a second, spinning the black vinyl and flipping a dial, bringing a grin to your lips as the new sound leaves the speakers, pulsating around the club. He keeps his scarlet eyes trained away from the crowd, away from the flashing neon lights, and focused on the turntables in front of him. Sometimes you'd say he's more dedicated to music than you are."
Short DaveKat Humanstuck Oneshot. There's something about Karkat that I would love to tag, but that'd ruin the ending. Sorry for the crappy quality and shortness of this fic; writer's block is a bitch.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for some reason, a very persistent Dave Strider is trying to convince you to go hang out with him for a day. Out of boredom and pity for the blonde human, you go. Not that you you like him or anything. I mean, it totally isn't a date. Whatever that is. What will you do?
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"You thought with the new age, things would be different. Blood color didn’t matter anymore, trolls weren’t seen as demons, and there were far more interspecies couples than the government ever thought possible.
Sure, there were still problems, like all the coal pollution, but you thought that everyone was safe, that no one needed to hide. You thought that watching your friends die was over, that no one would chase the trolls anymore, that pain and hardship were a thing of the past. You thought Karkat was safe, that he... that he didn’t have to run anymore; that you didn’t have to protect him.
The universe has a funny way of proving you utterly and completely wrong."Steampunk DaveKat AU. There'll be other couples, since I have decided to continue this.
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For tinkerlu's Spanish Karkat and Teacher Dave AU! It's another year of teaching for 30-year-old Dave Strider and he's expecting it to be the same routine as last year. Karkat decides to take Music Appreciation because why the fuck not? Turns out that that might have been the best/worst decision of his life. Suspected at 12 chapters, going to be updated biweekly!
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- Part 1 of Teach me
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"Vantas, do you have your hands in the clap-ready position? 'Cause I'm 'bout to do an aerobatic fuckin' leap off the goddamn handle and it's gonna be amazing."
Dave and Karkat bond over similarities and learn to trust each other during their time on the meteor.
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Karkat Vantas is a struggling musician, who is startled when he finds a legitimate fan, Dave Strider.
Then shit goes down. (mostly because of Gamzee tbh)
(unfinished, may never be finished)
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One of Dave's jokes gets a little too tasteless, and Karkat locks himself in his room. Is this the end of their friendship? Were they even friends to begin with? Why is Dave the only one flipping out about this?
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with an illustration by Renaris.
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On the list of "Things Karkat Needs to Remember To Pack for Surviving This Fucking Game, In Order of Priority," hair styling utensils fell somewhere between "rubble that crushed my lusus" and "last sweep's decomposable trash, recently unburied from the back lawnring, along with all those bodies of the undead I had to kill." In other words, somebody needs to give that boy a brush.
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- Part 1 of A Little Off the Top
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In which Karkat and Dave can't understand each other, but things still work out. Kind of.
(You don't need to read the first fic in the series to understand this one.)
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- Part 2 of Traverse
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Your name is Dave Strider and, for some reason, you’ve been told to deliver an oversized bundle of papers to the class asshole and seemingly perpetually hospitalised absentee student. Karkat… (That was his name, right? Well, whatever. You’ll just stick with Karkat.) Honestly, you didn’t want to do it; in fact, your extremely naïve and gullible friend, John, usually does it. However, due to the fact that he’s out with the stomach virus, you’ve been chosen to be the unwitting Hermes.
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Dave never understood the idea of black romance until he accidentally found himself in a caliginous relationship with Karkat
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Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.
Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)
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“You need to shut the fuck up. I'm serious, it's driving everyone to distraction how much of an idiot you are. Nobody can concentrate on being a self-absorbed asshole when you're running around spouting bullshit from every orifice.”
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All of a sudden, being a troll is a lot more complicated than you could have ever expected.
There are just so many feelings.
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This is why you are sitting in Can Town making your fifty-sixth scale replica of a sheep.
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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27 Mar 2013
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this was perfect and adorable
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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Dave and Karkat have storytime with the trollmance novel.
-If Dave isn’t going to get jolly over some fantasy troll getting eaten out, he is maybe going to get a little jolly over Karkat getting jolly over some fantasy troll getting eaten out.-
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Dave and Karkat sex it up. No, really, that's all it is.
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with an illustration by Renaris.
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“Is she your…?” You try not to blatantly look like you’re scoping him out, and fail. He considers you, and then seems to come to a decision.
“No, we’re just friends,” he says gruffly, looking down. It’s a sore spot, maybe he’s looking for a rebound. Maybe you don’t mind being that rebound if it means you get to bury your hands in that fluffy black hair-
“Well, good,” you say, awkwardly. Something like a smile tugs at his mouth, but he fights it down. His hair is dark and curly, almost hiding two nubby horns. They’re probably the smallest you've ever seen on a troll. His face looks delicate, and his skin looks soft. You want to reach out and see if you’re wrong. -
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The human had been toying with him for weeks. Karkat expected nothing less, but that wasn't the problem. The problem was that it was working.
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you haven't cried since you were six god-damn years old.
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You'd think he was asleep if his eyes were closed.