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    Based on the prompt: You go to my checkout every time you shop here and you always flirt with me with these really embarrassing lines and there’s like five people behind you waiting.

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    1/1
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    5
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    94
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    6
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    534
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    Today Dream Believers - Week 1

    Prompt 2: (AU or Canon Compliant) Blaine and/or Kurt using cheesy pickup lines on the other. For example, could be to seduce or being funny but can be whatever you’d like, wherever you like, whenever you like.

    Language:
    English
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    567
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    1/1
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    2
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    31
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    3
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    227
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    Another collection of responses to prompts I receive on tumblr, because the first was getting out of control. Mostly Ward/Simmons in nature. More tags will be added as they become relevant.

    New on 7/28: Chapters 74 and 75

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    75/?
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    73
    Kudos:
    191
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    19
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    4099
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    Erik was a writer working on his deadline at midnight. Unfortunately, he couldn't have his novel finished in time when the rain was dancing through his soaking body as he ran for a shelter, cursing the God for the bad weather. And Under a lone balcony, Erik was stuck in the rain with another man with gorgeous blue eyes in a perfectly cut suit.

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    1/1
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    23
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    268
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    Prompt: "Did you hear? There will only be seven planets remaining after I destroy Uranus". Eren gives Levi cheesy pickup lines all day, so this is what Levi says to Eren as a result of getting annoyed.

    Language:
    English
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    349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    248
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    Fenris gets hit on and all is well.

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    English
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    930
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    294
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    Cora has heard every Pick up line in the book, but never in a million years had she imagined she would be considering using one herself...until now.

    Series
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    English
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    2,339
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
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    408
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    Kagami Taiga is a simple minded basketball lover. On the outside that's all he is. He shows 180 degree personality changes at one certain New Year's Party when he gets drunk and passes through 5 stages.

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    English
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    11,562
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    171
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    "You can just pretend i'm a childhood friend you ran into and is more than willing to help you get home."

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    2,113
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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    767
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    “you’re the security guard I distracted by pretending to be drunk while my friend broke into the building, and you never caught on but you thought my confusion and deliberately terrible come-ons were adorable, now we’ve run into each other somewhere else and you’re asking me out for coffee and I genuinely don’t know what to make of this” au

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    2,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2087
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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

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    English
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    63,007
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    326
    Kudos:
    864
    Bookmarks:
    212
    Hits:
    28020
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    A selection of drabbles written for SASO2015.

    1. Manami / Teshima, Yowapeda, M
    2. Ushijima / Oikawa, Haikyuu, E
    3. Imaizumi / Naruko, Yowapeda, T
    4. Kageyama / Sugawara, Haikyuu, M
    5. Teshima / Imaizumi, Yowapeda, M

    (M/E means there's dicks involved somehow; other warnings for individual drabbles found in the chapter summary.)

    (The only fluff ship here is imanaru ha ha!!)

    Language:
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    3,345
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
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    447
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    They met at a bar

    (Re-made version of David in which the plot is differnt but basicly I had he same ideas in mind)

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    1,016
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    176
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    “John, this is painful to admit, but I’m finding this case particularly… hard. I require your immediate assistance.”

    OR

    Sherlock finds physiology surprisingly confusing, for a man who fancies himself a scientist.

    Series
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    English
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    1,429
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1427
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    "Hey, Roddy, how come I've never actually heard you laugh?"

    Language:
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    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    297
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    Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

    But not all at once, because that would probably be disgusting.

    --
    OTP prompt: You’re that guy/chick who always makes puns in my lit. class and they’re so bad, please stop.

    Language:
    English
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    3,432
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    600
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    Hoseok has bad pickups, Yoongi has bad insides.

    Language:
    English
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    2,902
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1102
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    The sequel to "Didn't I My Dear"

    You guys wanted more, so here they are.... even shittier pickup lines! What am I doing with my life? Apparently writing about Lexa attempting to use the shittiest pickup lines ever. References to "Princess Did What?" and "There Was Just Something About Those Trees" by Jayenator565.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,086
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1043
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    Jasper attempts to seduce Peridot. Needless to say, it doesn't work as expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    454
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    Dean's flirty when he's drunk and Castiel doesn't fully understand what pick up lines are.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,462
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    689

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