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    Percy and Nico meet at random on the subway. Bad pick up lines and cuteness ensues. SLASH Percy/Nico Percico

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    1
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    Short songfic/drabble collection. Chapter title includes pairing and song.

    1-5: The Usual Suspects - (mostly) common Darcy pairings
    6-11: First Requests - Darcy-centric

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    English
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    1,219
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    34
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    3
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    Hisoka was finally living his dream, creating a band with Illumi and Chrollo. Rock star au.

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    5/?
    Comments:
    6
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    21
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    488
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    When it comes to things not straight out told, Harry can be quite blind. (Example when he asks Ron what Seamus doing when the boy's actually saying the incantation out-loud). This is about taking his blind-ness and innocence to the extreme... this is how Tom Riddle works his ass off trying to hint on Harry and how Harry just doesn't get it.

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    English
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    5,814
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2391
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    Krista just doesn't get it - so Ymir has to resort to pick-up lines.

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    English
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    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    263
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    A Winchester walks into a bar to drink. A cheeky, golden haired guy walks into a bar to flirt. Sounds like the start of a bad joke, right? More like the start of a bad pick up line.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    257
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    4/30
    Kudos:
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    In which lazy days actually existed for Hinata and Kenma wouldn’t miss it for the world.

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    606
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    Tumblr promt: 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU

    In which Haruka is ditched again and has to hear the worst pick-up line in history. No matter how much he loved water, he was beginning to doubt that a year long membership for the city's largest pool was worth it. And coming from Haruka, that said a lot.

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    1/1
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    14
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    105
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    6
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    1254
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    For a couple of seconds a staring-contest ensued until the guy finally smiled and looked down into his book again. “You’re very hard to flirt with, d’ya know that?” Thomas asked, making the guy look up again.

    “I haven’t had my coffee, mate, I’ll get there. Aren’t you supposed to make more coffee?” he asked, seemingly a weird mix of shy and cocky. It was really attractive knowing that he could battle Thomas’ quick tongue but also the way he looked down was sort of endearing. Thomas wanted to kiss him very, very bad, and he wasn’t entirely sure he understood how fast and hard this had hit him. The guy was just the perfect mix of sassy and shy, and Thomas’ mouth was a little dry.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    89
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    10
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    Carolina wasn’t looking for love when she met York at Club Errera.

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    584
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    First chapter is my original character, Desiree's backstory (spoiler Witch), those that follow are back and forth between her side and Dean Winchester's POV. Give it a try.. You may like it.. ( jerk bitch fights, sarcasm galore, movie quotes.. Eventual smut? A little something for everyone)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    32
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    143
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    29
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    4552
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    What is says on the tin, plus an insightful Eve.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    102
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    6
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    1064
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    Pick-up Lines 101 as taught by Dr D. Winchester.

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    1/1
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    1
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    5
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    Danny only wanted to find his brother, he never expected Lester would be his type. It is just too bad Lester's married. A chance meeting at a gay bar changes everything.

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    Sometimes, Lucifer forgets to wear clothes.

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    English
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    305
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    20
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    Start with a boring family get together, add Simon Monroe, achieve maximum dork-factor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    767
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    ‘Hey stud... you wanna dance?’

    So maybe Stiles didn't have the slickest of pick-up lines but it was the last night he would probably ever see Derek Hale and if the end of a drunk graduation dance wasn't the time to attempt his awesome moves, when was? He had nothing to lose and surprisingly, Derek seemed to have some moves of his own that he was pretty willing to show Stiles.

     

    What begins as a seemingly casual hook-up at the end of school turns into a summer of change with the connection between Stiles and Derek becoming something far bigger than they can hope to ignore. The tremors caused end up rocking both of their worlds and leaving them both questioning themselves and what the future could hold.

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    English
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    50,856
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    18
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    122
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    26
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    2732
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    Based on some prompts received at angelsxreader.tumblr.com
    -You don't understand when Gabriel starts flirting with you, so Sam and Dean have to fill him in
    and
    -Gabriel tells you he loves you, but you don't believe him (cue 'When Harry Met Sally' love confession)
    and
    -Gabriel fluff/smut

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    300

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