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    Magnus and Jace seem set on making Alec as embarrassed as possible via cheesy pick-up lines.
    Alec is not impressed.

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    Francois has a habit of speaking in French when he doesn't want Jackie to understand him.

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    Dean + Cas + Pick-up Lines

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    R3-Haruka is a smooth talking robot whose target is the head of the Robotic Linguistics Division, Makoto Tachibana.

    Makoto Tachibana did not expect to have sort of attractive robots hit on him when he signed up for this job.

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    Summary: Drift returns for something he left behind on the Lost Light. And in other data-feeds, we learn if Cybertronians can fart or if that’s just an urban myth.

    Disclaimer: I’m only responsible for my own stupidity…sigh okay-okay and listening to way too much Owl City and other giddy giggle-pops.

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    A short series of funny, violent, and pervy vignettes set in an AU where everyone in the TF2 universe are centaurs.

    (Any depictions of gore or violence are kept in a combat context, and are not part of the sexual content of this fic.)

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    One drabble for each of the 25 end cards from the first season.

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    25/25
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    2
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    It had been a long time since Cas had done the do, so when he walked into the bar that night he had his mind set in only one thing: getting the booty.

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    Kozmotis Pitchiner finally found the perfect place to write his books; a quaint little house out in the country far from all the noise of the city. It had a large windowed study over looking a sunny field, brand new internet-lines laid down, and a sexually frustrated ghost. Wait... what?

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    One didn’t work with a man for ten years without meeting the man’s significant other at least once during that time.
    It was well into Hermann and Newton’s seventh year of working together that Vanessa finally came to visit. It was also during Newton's awkward time fighting off the triplets advances.

    All in all it was just an awkward time for everyone involved.

    THis is before Tomorrows Not Yesterday, and We Just Can't Stay Apart. i am reordering the series. Please bear with me for a bit, i figure i should put things in the right order, and not start with the middle.

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    New tenant!Matthew is moving into his apartment and his neighbor Ivan comes to help him move in. Then the pick-up lines start even though Ivan doesn't realize them for what they are.

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    Ivan, a transfer student, doesn’t quite know how to tell Alfred how he feels about him. What better way than to use pick-up lines? What could possibly go wrong?

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    [00:08:26] | Podfic of PriPri's What Does the...Sox?! Say?

    The one where Derek is a broody dress sock and Stiles is a bright argyle sock. Love ensues.

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    Reeling from being stood up on a blind date, Felicity sort of accidentally hits on the brooding guy on the barstool next to hers and adventures ensue.

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    The one where Derek is a broody dress sock and Stiles is a bright argyle sock. Love ensues.

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    Or Bruce Banner's purple shirt shrinks in the wash.
    Tony Stark is jealous of the attention he gets.

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    On one winter day Eren and Armin decided to go into a coffee shop that was located on campus. After Eren discovers something written on his cup, he decides he wants to go back to visit a certain barista.

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    Cam Mitchell walked into a bar and found a lot more than he was looking for.

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    Cecil likes to use bad pick up lines. Carlos is less than amused, but it grows on him.

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    4
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    22
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    1
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