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    Someone keeps placing post it notes with horrible pick-up lines written on them in between Namjoon’s books and Namjoon decides to respond back.

     

    ~~will probably update at least twice a week~~

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    2/?
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    i mentioned connor was a shameless flirt but i never said he was smooth

    evan is though

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    1/1
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    Marinette didn't know it would cause her this much pain, happiness, and so many embarrassing moments. Why did she have to agree to the bet? Why couldn't she just let Alya's teasing slide? Why couldn't she control her anger? If she hadn't agreed to the bet, maybe she wouldn't have been in this mess. Still, she would never regret the bet she made.

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    An Adrinette fanfiction including a flirtatious Marinette and a flustered Adrien.

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    Keelien never understood why Ravagers were so driven by sex, violence and cash, but with Yondu's help she can at least find out about the first bit

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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

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    Once Ryder and Jaal have been together long enough, Ryder becomes comfortable enough to start using bad pick up lines with him as a joke. Jaal is generally confused.

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    3
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    “Yes, I’m reading a magazine with articles on how to date your best friend. Happy now?” he spits out all in one breath, ignoring how embarrassing the entire sentence sounds. Is he a kid?
    “…I wasn’t gonna ask, but alright,” Gladio shrugs, a wicked grin slowly spreading across his features. Damn it. “Who’re you trying to date, huh, Prince Charming?”
    “Prompto,” Noctis says, and it comes out more miserable than he intended.

    Magazines fucking suck with advice when it comes to Noctis and Prompto.

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    A dangerous idea began to form in Ray’s head. “Tell ya what, if you’re so desperate to entertain, we can always play a little game.” She leaned in closely so their lips were only a breath apart. “Try to actually amuse me and I’ll throw you a bone for once, ‘kay?”

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    What it said on the tin! ^ Enjoy~

    A Humanstuck AU

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    5/?
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    16
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    2
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    Changkyun had a great life. Until some guy started to come in the coffee shop everyday to tell him the worst pick-up lines Changkyun has ever heard. Seriously, how can someone think they'll get a date with such awful things ? How can someone fall for this ?

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    Lance just never gives up on flirting with Keith, does he? Shiro and Hunk are really glad it didn't go a lot worse, though. Because it could've. And Pidge? Pidge just thinks it's hilarious.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    The first thing Maura Isles notices this evening beyond the sour tannins present in her wine, the din of random conversation and the clinking of glassware on tabletops is the new face that walks into the Dirty Robber.

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    3/?
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    Sara Ryder isn't prepared to be Pathfinder, and Liam Kosta is not an idiot. This is the story where one enthusiastic geek reminds the other that the unknown can be fun as well as scary. Deals with grief, families, overwhelming responsibility, impulsivity, misunderstandings, huge mistakes and the consequences thereof, and a Liam Kosta who probably, in our century, would have been diagnosed with ADHD.

    And for the record, that's just fine. He's perfect the way he is. This isn't about 'making him better'.

    Has all the spoilers, as well as extra scenes, because, as always, Bioware can't show everything.

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    16/?
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    Barry decided that using pick-up lines on one Leonard "What Is A Relationship" "What Is Flirting" Snart was a good way to pass the time.

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    Weddings were intended to be beautiful and memorable events. Dipper would know, having been dragged to his fair share of them since college. However there was one particular wedding that took the metaphorical cake, one that would stick with Dipper for the rest of his life.

    A romantic tale of late night Taco Bell visits, zoo hi-jinks, nude swimming, and way-too-smart younger brothers, this is the story of how Dipper accidentally fell in love with a runaway groom.

    *UNDER CONSTRUCTION, BUT STILL UPDATING*

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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    Daryl sees a goofy but gorgeous guy alone posing by himself with statues at the state capitol during one of his runs to the city to visit a gay bar. He gets the nerve to start up a conversation and one thing leads to another! Stuff and thangs ensue.

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    633
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    He managed to sit on the bench for at least ten minutes before his phone was in his hand and he started browsing Twitter for anything entertaining before updating his account with a Clary abandoned me in the art museum once again message with a sad emoji before he decided to take a silly selfie for Instagram to kill some more time. Just when he took the photo and the camera sound went off - of course, he forgot to mute his damn phone when he went into the museum, fuck - a shadow fell on his form.

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    33
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    341
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    2982
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    Being Robin’s vessel is hard enough: the exhaustion, the life-threatening late night activities, the bruises and bullet holes and broken bones. Trying to hide all that from his incredibly suspicious, incredibly hot new roommate while maintaining his studies and placating his parents? Tim has never had it so hard. Especially since said roommate doesn’t actually know he’s Superboy.

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    15/17
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    In which Grant can’t take things seriously to save his life; and Asher, despite himself, can’t fight off amusement.

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    English
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    1/1
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    4
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