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    A collection of prucan drabbles because my otp doesn't have enough fic. I take au/scenario suggestions in the comments if you feel like leaving one!

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    37,963
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    58/?
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    144
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    165
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    9
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    3899
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    Armin Arlert works as tech support. Eren Jaeger is technology's worst nightmare.

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    12,955
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    3/?
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    82
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    88
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    Your confrontation with the tall and handsome skeleton looms ahead, and you are determined to FLIRT your way out of it. But sexual innuendo is not your forte?

    Never fear! This handy-dandy list of pick-up lines is guaranteed to swoon that royal guard-to-be right out of his battle body!
    (Note: Pick up lines not actually guaranteed to do anything. But maybe you'll get a giggle out of them ;) )

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    578
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
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    1
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    196
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    Hiccup Horrendous Haddock The Third is just an ordinary miserable teen who hates life and wants to escape his boring little town. Well that is until one day when he is walking home from school and makes an unexpected aquaintance. Jackson Overland Frost is someone who seems like he's from a different world let alone someone who goes to the same highschool as Hiccup, and yet he still helps him when he's a little 'down in the dumps' (quite literally). After that Jack can't seem to get out of Hiccup's thoughts, and what Hiccup doesn't know is that he can't get off of Jack's mind either.

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    586
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    1
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    30
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    “...the best people have the rottenest luck.”

    (or, the story of Sally Jackson and the grief and anger she had, and love and happiness that followed)

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    2/?
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    28,248
    Chapters:
    20/?
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    120
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    281
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    4286
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    Saw some people doing this and thought it would be fun. Please leave a prompt! (Gay/Lesbian pairings only please)

    Nico/Will-1,3
    Jason/Nico-2, 4
    Jason/Percy-5

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    English
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    2,267
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1295
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    In which Darcy fights fire with fire. Fire being terrible pick-up lines, in this case.

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    3,127
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    119
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    617
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    72
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    4446
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    Disorder.

    That's what he brought into her life as soon he stepped into it.

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    1,195
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1558
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    Malia meets Kira at the veterinary thanks to her dumb dog. From then on they kept meeting at weird places but Kira run away.

    Thankfully, Malia has bad pick up lines and her dog with her.

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    4,635
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    132
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    Drabbles and short fics written for the Live Journal community Comment Fics which can be found here: http://comment-fic.livejournal.com/

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    5,674
    Chapters:
    32/32
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    7
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1001
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    Bucky is terrible at flirting.

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    1/1
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    7
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    128
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    Bucky thought he'd seen everything until one day, a man named Clint Barton walks into the shop he works at and asks "How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flowers?"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    151
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1116
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    Bad pirate pick up lines with everyone's favorite couple.

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    66
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    50
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    Jefferson comes to reader's shop every day, trying to impress her and flirt with her. It doesn't actually go the way he wants it, but after all, he achieves his goal.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Fandom: Star trek
    Characters: Spock, Kirk, Chekov (others mentioned)
    Relationship: Spock/reader
    Request: Awesome! Could you do one where the reader keeps using cheesy pick up lines on Spock and he's constantly pointing out flaws in them? And at the ending he tells reader a pick up line?

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    1/1
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    19
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    Apollo uses bad pick-up lines on Paolo, but he's a little oblivious.

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    English
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    738
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    518
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    Hobi-hyung:

    Pfft, weeeeaaaak
    You wanna know why I’m a squirrel? Because I want to bury my nuts in you
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Language:
    English
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    521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    360
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    When they first meet, Naruto smacks him in the face. KakaNaru.

    Series
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    English
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    803
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
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    2
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    308
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    "I'm not calling him." He finally had responded to all of Leon's questions with annoyance. He had hoped that maybe Leon would understand his discomfort towards the idea of possibly liking the hall monitor.

    "Nope, nuh-uh, no way. You, my dude, are definitely *not* getting out of this. And if you still insist on being in denial, just...oh, I dunno, maybe pretend he's some totally hot chick or something."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,716
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    263

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