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    Suga and Oikawa end up sharing a dorm in College and Oikawa isn't nearly as smooth as he thinks he is

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    1,912
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    1/1
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    Soulmate AU where your tattoo shoes the first thing your soulmate thought when they saw you.

    Peter just wanted to work on his essay and enjoy a sandwich. Why does the world punish him with a weird soulmate.

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    yoongi likes photography and gorgeous boys with sketchbooks full of flowers and comic book characters.

    taehyung likes bad pickup lines and sarcastic college students with pink hair.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Kink challenge fic!
    You got a Spideypool kink, send it in and I will definitely do it
    Enjoy my sinful saplings ;)

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    English
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    52,216
    Chapters:
    19/?
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    "Got a new job gonna start at the mall today"

     

    (totally NOT inspired by 6teen)

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    "Your face..." Taehyung breathes out.

    Jeongguk blushes, letting out a shaky breath. "My.. Face?" He asks.

    Taehyung nods, leaning closer, eyes crinkling at the corners as he suddenly smirks again. "I like that shit."

    Jeongguk reals back as if he'd been burnt, eyes narrowing. "Fuck you." He says, turning around and angrily walking away to go make the coffee.

    Taehyung just laughs as he watches Jeongguk walk away.

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    57
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    2
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    A collection of prucan drabbles because my otp doesn't have enough fic. I take au/scenario suggestions in the comments if you feel like leaving one!

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    38,969
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    59/?
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    185
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    He had thought this through, he really had, - maybe not the choice to wear his Captain America T-Shirt to impress someone with an obvious sense of fashion - but the words he planned on saying just vanished as soon as the barista, Raphael, looked up and met his eyes. In another surge of panic, Simon didn't even give the other man a chance to greet him but blurted out the first word that came back to his frighteningly empty mind: "Hey, are you okay?" He should stop right there...

    Raphael, his lips already slightly parted for the usual welcome, frowned in obvious confusion and even tilted his head the tiniest bit to the side before finally replying with a puzzled "Yeah. Why?"

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    Weddings were intended to be beautiful and memorable events. Dipper would know, having been dragged to his fair share of them since college. However there was one particular wedding that took the metaphorical cake, one that would stick with Dipper for the rest of his life.

    A romantic tale of late night Taco Bell visits, zoo hi-jinks, nude swimming, and way-too-smart younger brothers, this is the story of how Dipper accidentally fell in love with a runaway groom.

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    English
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    61,640
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    321
    Kudos:
    740
    Bookmarks:
    77
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    English
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    34,030
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    347
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    Alex tries to convince Aaron to come home with him.

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    Comments:
    4
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    35
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    365
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    Aomine is a waiter at a wedding and he's trying to do his job and get on with it, however, a very drunk (and hot) redhead decides to intervene with said plan.

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    “THIS IS KARKAT FROM CUSTOMER SERVICES SPEAKING, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?”

    “Yeah, hi. Is that how you greet all customers, by blowing a hole in their eardrums? ‘Cause I prefer to be blown somewhere else, thanks.”

     

    In which Dave calls Tech Support to fix his laptop and figures, why not fix himself up a date while he's at it? The angry asshole on the other side of the phone seems like fun.

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    “Tell me then. Would you rather be with the one you love, or be with the one who loves you?”

    “The one I love, obviously.”

    Namjoon turns his hands over at that.

    “There’s your answer then.”

    He shakes his head, wishing things were as simple as choosing between two people.

    “The choice is not mine to make, Namjoon. Yoongi doesn’t necessarily want me. And Taehyung deserves better than being a second choice.”

    Namjoon’s hard look is matched only by his sharper words.

    “So why are you still sleeping with both?”

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    18
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    Roddy's life got weirder since he start working at the spice shop, he met a pervert and a (hot) bear... And Rosalee decided to play matchmaker.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Eijun is looking for the perfect way to ask Chris out.

    If only his friends were in anyway helpful.

    Rated for swearing and suggestive/violent language

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    8
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Prequel to 'Falling With Paper Wings.'

    Various snapshots of Kaneki and Hide throughout their day, dealing with the stress that comes with evil cousins and aunts, an annoyingly intuitive mother and trying to figure out just exactly what their relationship is. Who ever said the life of a high school student was easy anyway?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    17
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    3
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    Vegeta's friend is missing. Can he find him on time? And who is this Shrek? Just what plans does he have for Vegeta, and is it a coincidence they ran into each other?

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    English
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    542
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    Kuroo waves goodbye and Kei slumps across the counter feeling ridiculously like a grade schooler with a crush. Hinata laughs at him.

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    English
    Words:
    651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    468
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    No jobs and no leads leave Sam and Dean a little downtime, and downtime - for a Winchester - can be a dangerous thing.

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    English
    Words:
    2,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    946

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