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    Summary

    Carmilla shamelessly flirts with the clothing store employee, Laura, who is totally into it

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    Cas thinks he's finally found a way to win Dean's heart.

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    1/1
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    242
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    In which James seduces Remus (sort of), and Sirius blames the whole bloody mess on James (mostly).

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    1
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    53
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    3
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    429
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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

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    30,230
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    449
    Bookmarks:
    107
    Hits:
    12588
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    It's Christmas at the Westchester mansion and Charles is in a Christmassy mood.

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    1/1
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    6
    Kudos:
    48
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    6
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    594
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    Team Flash goes out for drinks to celebrate their most recent victory. When Cisco gets drunk, he starts flirting (badly) with Barry. (Barry x Cisco)

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    49
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    2
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    461
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    Enjolras has been in love with Grantaire for awhile and asks him out for coffee without even saying it's a date and hopes his awful pick up lines and innuendos will be enough.

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    49
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    Laura's been thinking about eternity. She's mapping Carmilla's body.

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    1/1
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    20
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    164
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    15
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    2238
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    Rei is trying to dispose of a dead body in the middle of the night, only to be pulled over by a cop by the name of Thugisa Hazuki. When he realizes what the cop really wants, he's more than willing to please him.

     

    (Completely 50% off themed, because come on, Rei is a serial killer and Nagisa is a badass motherfucker.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    52
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    1
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    601
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    Remus is used to bad pick-up lines, but one man really takes the cake...

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    1/1
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    4
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    57
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    12
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    "If getting a bite to eat is too much to ask for, we could always go dancing. Does that seem suitable for your 'schedule'?" A soft glimmer shown through Pariston's playful smug. "Good thing I'm wearing my dancing shoes, huh?"

    "Do you ever shut up?"

    "I hope the restaurant serves cheesecake for dessert. Oh, that sounds about good right now, a piece of cheesecake and a warm cup of tea. What about you, Ging?" The blonde nuisance scoffed with ease over the place he had in mind.

    "Hmm..." The poor, raven haired male tried not to growl like a bitter, old man, but could this guy get any more annoying? "I'm more in the mood for bacon.."

    "Bacon? I don't think a nice place like this serves bacon like that." Pariston was quite enthralled by the simplicity of Ging's food requests. "Speaking of which, you're a bit underdressed for this place, but I bet they could pull a few strings since we're Hunters. Oh! Ging, maybe after dinner we cou--"

    "Don’t push it."

    “We should go dancing, Ging! C’mon these shoes are not going to break in themselves!” Of course he continued to push Ging, but the other man refused to give him too much of what he wanted.

    Attention.

    “Shut up.”

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    A night with a couple of rising stars can seem like a big deal when really they just want to enjoy the light from each other.

    Series
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    2
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    Kaneki and Hide are in Starbucks. Kaneki is very possessive of Hide.

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    1
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    78
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    8
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    770
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    John Watson, An ex army doctor, understands his feelings for Sherlock Holmes.
    He decides to act on them by using pick up lines in the first chapter. Will things work out?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    21
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    2
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    386
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    Hunters and Witches, what could go wrong..
    ( jerk bitch fights, sarcasm galore, movie quotes.. Eventual smut? A little something for everyone)

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    7/?
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    All Allen Walker wants to do is confess his feelings for his best friend; so why does said best friend have to be such a pro at getting detentions at the worst time? This time Allen won't lose the opportunity - he will get a detention as well! Or will he have to sneak inside just to confess? AU

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    1/1
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    5
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    Gavin uses a cheesy pick-up line on Michael. Michael uses a cheesy pick-up line back. It keeps happening.

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    2,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    106
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    688
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    Short songfic/drabble collection. Chapter title includes pairing and song.

    1-5: The Usual Suspects - (mostly) common Darcy pairings
    6-11: First Requests - Darcy-centric
    12-18: Round 3

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    English
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    2,560
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    20
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    59
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    4
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    2894
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    For the first twenty minutes or so, all goes according to plan. He sells a few charms and chats with several curious betas and emissaries, all of whom seem impressed with the accomplishments of such a young practitioner. He’s optimistic about the rest of the convention. Until he gets a little warm and takes off his jacket.

    And then the first alpha shows up.

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    137
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    High school AU. Castiel is set against going to the Halloween costume party hosted by Anna and Gabriel, both of whom are equally determined to bring together their younger brother and his not-so-secret crush: a certain green-eyed Winchester. But no one anticipates Dean actually showing up - let alone in a sexy cop costume - and Castiel certainly doesn't expect having the greatest night of his life.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    613

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