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    Silly early!klaine ficlet. Blaine has come up with an awesome pick-up line. The way he delivers it, though, is not that awesome.

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    Kudo Haruka keeps finding bad pick-up lines in her locker and is determined to find the culprit.

    Warning: Really bad Morning Musume pick-up lines.

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    After their first conversation, Oikawa cries.

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    Gladers, the track team has to travel to another town for a final tournament. The coaches son, Newt decides to tag along for "support", however the bus ride ends up with pepper spray, bad pick-up lines and long rides.

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    hey baby did it hurt
    when you fell from heaven
    uhuhuhu

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    Rei is trying to dispose of a dead body in the middle of the night, only to be pulled over by a cop by the name of Thugisa Hazuki. When he realizes what the cop really wants, he's more than willing to please him.

     

    (Completely 50% off themed, because come on, Rei is a serial killer and Nagisa is a badass motherfucker.)

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    “C’mon guys! This is important!” Willow glanced around impatiently, hoping the others would finally start paying attention.

    “It’s cool that you’re getting all into this feminist activism shit, Will, but I still feel kinda weird being a part of an anti-pornography campaign… I mean… it feels a little hypocritical...” Xander grinned sheepishly.

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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

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    13/?
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    http://teamladssexual.tumblr.com/post/107721904755/songofthestarwhale-bluedragon-silence Saw this post and had to do something about it

    “Hey!” The man called and Sam turned to him with big eyes. “Names Gabriel.”
    Sam gave him a small nod. “Sam.”
    “Well, Sam, if you were a flower, I’d pick you.” Gabriel said easily, cocky smile in place as he leaned against the doors of his tattoo shop.

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    Ryan works at a well-known coffee shop in downtown Austin. He soon meets an attractive customer that immediately captures his attention. What will he decide to do about it?

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    Sarina Lavellan tries her best to let Josephine know she likes her.

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    Derek's embarrassment is enjoy too much by Laura but Derek doesn't mind cause he got a boyfriend out of it.

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    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

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    Julian works up enough (liquid) courage to try his terrible pick-up lines on Garak. Nothing goes according to plan.

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    Hunters and Witches, what could go wrong..
    ( jerk bitch fights, sarcasm galore, movie quotes.. Eventual smut? A little something for everyone)

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    It's just a normal Christmas Eve for the two of them, filled with lame pick-up lines and enjoying each other's company.

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    Karkat, an angry little politician, decides he needs a break from all the bitchiness of a political argument and goes to a bar in town. Unknowingly, he gets hit on and a hero steps in to save his ass from the trash beside him.

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    Zayn pulls his eyes away from Harry's terribly pink lips and nods towards aisle 14. "Well our specialty candles are over there, some pretty good coated wood and potpourri-like stuff. Might work better for -"

    "Are they big enough for the fireplace, though?" Harry asks, craning around Zayn to look at the aisle.

    "The - what."

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    Gabriel tries every day in December to try and get Sam to sleep with him. Sam is impressed by his persistance, but refuses to give in. Not yet.

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