1 - 20 of 112 Works in Bad Pick-Up Lines

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Danny only wanted to find his brother, he never expected Lester would be his type. It is just too bad Lester's married. A chance meeting at a gay bar changes everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,893
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    9
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Sometimes, Lucifer forgets to wear clothes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    305
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    277
  3. Tags
    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,369
    Chapters:
    3/30
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    48
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Start with a boring family get together, add Simon Monroe, achieve maximum dork-factor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    553
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Based on some prompts received at angelsxreader.tumblr.com
    -You don't understand when Gabriel starts flirting with you, so Sam and Dean have to fill him in
    and
    -Gabriel tells you he loves you, but you don't believe him (cue 'When Harry Met Sally' love confession)
    and
    -Gabriel fluff/smut

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    168
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Annie isn't the most friendly barista at the Trost cafe.
    She's cold, impassive, and her tattoos and piercing have got to be against the dress code.

    But along comes one Eren Jaegar who turns her life around.

    Cheesy pick up lines and adorable fluff!<3

    (I'm terrible at writing summaries so it would be easier for everyone to just read the story.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    209
  7. Tags
    Summary

    First chapter is my original character, Desiree's backstory (spoiler Witch), those that follow are back and forth between her side and Dean Winchester's POV. Give it a try.. You may like it.. ( jerk bitch fights, sarcasm galore, movie quotes.. Eventual smut? A little something for everyone)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,310
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Hits:
    22
  8. Tags
    Summary

    The one where Stiles likes to get drunk off his ass and is a super slutty drunk and gets pulled over by Deputy Hale and some shenanigans commence.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,243
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1816
  9. Tags
    Summary

    John Watson, An ex army doctor, understands his feelings for Sherlock Holmes.
    He decides to act on them by using pick up lines in the first chapter. Will things work out?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    895
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    193
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Summary: Drift returns for something he left behind on the Lost Light. And in other data-feeds, we learn if Cybertronians can fart or if that’s just an urban myth.

    Disclaimer: I’m only responsible for my own stupidity…sigh okay-okay and listening to way too much Owl City and other giddy giggle-pops.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    130
  11. Tags
    Summary

    ‘Hey stud... you wanna dance?’

    So maybe Stiles didn't have the slickest of pick-up lines but it was the last night he would probably ever see Derek Hale and if the end of a drunk graduation dance wasn't the time to attempt his awesome moves, when was? He had nothing to lose and surprisingly, Derek seemed to have some moves of his own that he was pretty willing to show Stiles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,587
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2453
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Alfred F. Jones and his cousin Matthew Williams where just regular boys until their lives were pulled out from under them and everything changed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,023
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    137
  13. Tags
    Summary

    That’s where Kaz was right now, outside the bedroom door, shifting his weight from one foot to the other as he checked his watch impatiently. He had papers he wanted to get ready before next morning’s deployment, and he was trying to blame his nervousness on them. They were important papers. Also, he hadn’t had a threesome in a while. But mostly, those were really important papers. Weren’t they? That was why he was nervous.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,736
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    187
  14. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,814
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    604
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,130
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3840
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Anon request - I was wondering if you could write a gabe fic to cheer me up. Something funny, im a messy person as in i am not smooth what so ever. So it be pretty cute if you could write a au where Gabe is just trying and hes a noob just like me haha.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    981
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    154
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Lambs fic. The one where Justin speaks almost only in pick up lines. Lance tries not to give in, and fails.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,361
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    63
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Written from this list on Tumblr.

    An AU collection of Stiles/Derek ficlets, involving the various ways they meet/fall in love.

    (At a dog park, in a preservation's park, in line at a coffee shop, during a building evacuation, at the arcade on DDR, in the rain, in a diner, through a mutual friend, on a train, at a nightclub, at a haunted house, and during a floristry delivery)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    764
  19. Tags
    Summary

    "What do you want?" Ace demanded, resting his hands on his hips and giving the other man a glare.

    The brunet guy only looked amused at Ace's bristling, almost like he was watching a puppy growl, and pointed behind the freckled teen, fighting a smile. "The roses. Would you mind moving?"

    His cheeks burned again, this time from embarrassment, and the young man internally chastised himself for the rude tone he'd used. This wasn't like working with Luffy or Sanji, where he could be as rude as he liked, this was working at a flower shop. Plus, Makino would have his head if she'd learnt he'd been insulting the customers.

    "Soo," The brunet said, once Ace had shuffled to the side and he'd moved closer to see the roses, "What's your name?"

    "Ace." Ace said in reply, pointing to the badge hanging from his apron. "It's on the nametag."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,466
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    29
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Klaus has Elena once again, but this time, he does something different with her. Klaus regrets what he'd done, and maybe thinks he has feeling for Elena. Will she ever forgive Klaus for what he's done, or will she hate him with even more? Will forgiveness lead to more, or will hate make Klaus end with a stake in his heart?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,859
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    462

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation