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    A response to a Tumblr prompt challenge thrown at me by my wonderful friend.

    Join me on this crazy journey into the lives of our favorite birdmoms. Each chapter is a standalone, but there are references between them if you look.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,047
    Chapters:
    48/101
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2034
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    John Watson worked in a coffee shop. One day, a customer by the name of Sherlock Holmes stormed in, and he was just so interesting that John had to befriend him.

    .aka. a johnlock coffee shop au

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    126
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    Seokjin feels like he doesn't know a lot about his boyfriend. That's why he decided to ask him a question every day to get to know him better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,054
    Chapters:
    26/365
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1073
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    ok so I thought I'd try something new. New fandom, new relationship, new concepts. This will most likely be meh at best but since it's my first one I'm cutting myself some slack.

    ANYWAYS, here have a high school AU. Max and Joji are best friends and stoners with big dreams. Ian's...not really anything. Not athletic, not super smart, not super talented. He has no place anywhere. This is fucking cheesy but oh well they're my stories, so let's do this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,796
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    134
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    The one where Lance won't stop with the pick up lines and Keith keeps beating him up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    503
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    Kink challenge fic!
    You got a Spideypool kink, send it in and I will definitely do it
    Enjoy my sinful saplings ;)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,523
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    524
    Bookmarks:
    86
    Hits:
    21992
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    "Did you sit on a pile of sugar?"

    "Cause you have a pretty sweet ass."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,788
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    579
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    Married at First Sight AU. They didn’t know they were marrying each other until the bride got to the altar. And then panic ensued.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,606
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    785
    Kudos:
    1650
    Bookmarks:
    272
    Hits:
    16203
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    A collection of Akatsuki x Reader Oneshots

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,317
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1015
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    “Tell me then. Would you rather be with the one you love, or be with the one who loves you?”

    “The one I love, obviously.”

    Namjoon turns his hands over at that.

    “There’s your answer then.”

    He shakes his head, wishing things were as simple as choosing between two people.

    “The choice is not mine to make, Namjoon. Yoongi doesn’t necessarily want me. And Taehyung deserves better than being a second choice.”

    Namjoon’s hard look is matched only by his sharper words.

    “So why are you still sleeping with both?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,821
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2826
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    In which Dean Winchester's take on "check yes or no" goes horribly wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    280
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    A year before, they didn't even know each other. Then there was this hookup app, and months where they thought they could be "just fuck buddies". Things went downhill. Things went uphill.

    Now, it's been months since Magnus Bane (head of Bane Co.) and Alec Lightwood (kind of officially a lawyer) finally figured their shit out and started a healthy relationship. Now it's Valentine's Day and their relationship is put in danger as they compete to out romance each other.

    Based on the cheesy line "I've caught feelings. I hear it's contagious. We should both be quarantined in bed all day." Literally nothing but self-indulgent fluff.

    Addicted To You Valentines Day!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,943
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2570
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    Just your average memey haikyuu chatfic. The tags speak for themselves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,638
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1899
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    Drabbles, wo Thorin und Bilbo schlechte Anmachen bringen, da es viel zu einfach ist, Leute normal anzureden. Oder sie sich streiten, auf Khuzdul labern oder halt mal Sindarin, weil Westron kann ja jeder. Die EM-Drabble-Einlöse-Fanfiktion, wo Bagginshield dran glauben darf. 26 Drabbles, jeden Tag ein Update! :D

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    3,000
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    53
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    Yugyeom, a quiet and shy library assistant, just wants to keep the peace. BamBam, a quirky design student, knows too many pickup lines. They exchange numbers and it feels like the world turned upside down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,691
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    443
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    Shirabuttstuff: So, what's the point of this groupchat anyways? You guys don't seem to be actually talking about setting. Ever.
    Sugarmama: The point is to talk about our feelings
    Sugarmama: They're bitter, nasty and salty feelings but we sure do talk about them anyways ( ゚ヮ゚)
    KageyamaTobio09: The point for me is to learn more from Sugawara-san and Oikawa-san
    KageyamaTobio09: Also, so Hinata will shut the fuck up when I tell him I have other friends and he doesn't believe me
    Yahababe: The point is to get blackmail material on everyone else.
    Oikawaii: what the hell Yahaba-chan
    Oikawaii: you dont get anything good if you tell them that!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,023
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    227
    Kudos:
    671
    Bookmarks:
    109
    Hits:
    6549
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    just a bunch of soonhoon one shots

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,666
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1321
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    What happens when Flints secret daughter finds her way to Nassau town. Finds out her father is really a pirate and refuses to go back to her mundane life ...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,428
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    113
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,076
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    406
    Kudos:
    765
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    15390
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    This is the story of Alice, who took the name of Shepard on a whim. Born of nothing, she perserveres against the odds to save herself, humanity, and the universe. Along the way, she meets many who will change her life forever. (Canon events will shift, Shepard is younger than in canon, events of ME1 will begin in 2180 rather than 2183. Detailed description of the events of the Skyllian Blitz. Tags will be updated to reflect changes in the story. Rated mature for canon-typical violence. Shenko will exist but the main pairing is Shakarian. Eventually.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,944
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    633

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