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    John Fletcher wants his name to stand alone.

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    Elena has seen the same handsome man using bad pick up lines at her bar for weeks but will any of them work on her as well?

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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

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    Victor Creed, trying to avoid prison, ends up on a government team of former villains, which includes one Harley Quinn.
    Or, the one where Sabretooth tries flirting with a teammate and gets a batshit-crazy friend with benefits instead.

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    A collection of GOT7 fic requests!

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    11/?
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    Merlin has a new boyfriend. Morgana doesn't like him. Somehow, Arthur winds up stuck in the middle.

    Written for Camelot Drabble Love & Friendship Month.

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    Percy tries to find a way to chat the brunette up

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    Sure, Lance didn't blame the Princess for her outburst. Her best Paladin was missing, too many things were going haywire within the ship, Slav was the best at angering people. It really wasn't her fault for snapping at him-- In fact, he understood it so much that he simply answered with a dejected 'Yes, Princess' before leaving. He could hear Hunk's gentle voice echoing through the open door before it slid shut, cutting off however he was soothing Allura and instead allowed his solemn steps to echo.

    Lance just wanted to go home.

    ______

    Lance is caught amongst not only his insecurities, but the growing tension between himself, Keith, and an odd Galran Prince by the name of Lotor.

    ((I fuckin suck at summaries but I hope y'all like this))

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    “If I told you you have a nice body,” the man he’s been grinding on starts after they’ve been going a while.

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    After horrendously messing up a dream, your Boss sends you back into the world of the living as punishment. Even worse, he leaves you at a random bus stop to fend for yourself while you're here. Great Boss, really. But luckily for you, a few kind-hearted boys drive by and offer you a place to stay for the night, and after much protest, they manage to convince you to come along. So, here you are, a celestial being stuck on Earth that was taken in by three boys who have the most adorable pets, what could go wrong?

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    Barry decided that using pick-up lines on one Leonard "What Is A Relationship" "What Is Flirting" Snart was a good way to pass the time.

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    24/?
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    A reader-insert series I decided to start that I promise to update in a regular basis now.

    You were just a girl in the village of Carsten. You yearned to leave and to see the outside world, to be different. When you meet a strange yet familiar man, you are assured your life will change forever.

    This is based mostly on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Some text may not be true to the actual content of the game. All characters and worlds go to their respective owners. Loosely based on the story line, may contain spoilers.

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    “They didn’t exactly teach us pick-up lines at the Imperial academy, okay?”

    (Poe has been flirting. Finn is unaware. Rey and Jessika decide to fix it.)

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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    39/?
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    Shirabuttstuff: So, what's the point of this groupchat anyways? You guys don't seem to be actually talking about setting. Ever.
    Sugarmama: The point is to talk about our feelings
    Sugarmama: They're bitter, nasty and salty feelings but we sure do talk about them anyways ( ゚ヮ゚)
    KageyamaTobio09: The point for me is to learn more from Sugawara-san and Oikawa-san
    KageyamaTobio09: Also, so Hinata will shut the fuck up when I tell him I have other friends and he doesn't believe me
    Yahababe: The point is to get blackmail material on everyone else.
    Oikawaii: what the hell Yahaba-chan
    Oikawaii: you dont get anything good if you tell them that!!

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    John Laurens tells his side of the story.

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    just gals bein pals.

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    Drift returns for something he left behind on the Lost Light. And in other data-feeds, we learn if Cybertronians can fart or if that’s just an urban myth.

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    Whereby Jimin sends a message to a wrong number (simply wanting some buns, for god's sake) and Taehyung thrives on dick jokes and awful pick up lines.

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    Selene thought that nothing could compare to the absolute weirdness of the Angler fiasco.

    Unfortunately, the universe took that as a challenge...

    In which Selene encounters wardrobe malfunctions, scary big sisters, obscene pickup lines, bad comedy routines, questionable science, a puppy, a chicken pot pie, and unnecessarily complicated geometry.

     (Eh, I changed my mind on the title of this piece. It was called 'All the Way Home,' but I think this is better.)

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