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    sweet little dudes being, well, sweet little dudes.

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    In order to keep Negan from becoming a total hermit after Lucille's death, Simon takes him to a coffee shop, where he meets a pretty blue-eyed barista that just might change his life.

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    The team goes to the mall again with Coran while Shiro and Allura stayed behind to guard the spaceship. Keith wasn't expecting to witness Lance failing to pick-up a girl and most definitely wasn't expecting himself to manage to pick-up a girl. A contact was given and Lance decides to have a little fun with Keith. From there, careless confessions were made.

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    Just a bunch of Hamilton drabbles. Enjoy!

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    In this universe, Hydra doesn’t send the Winter Soldier to kill Captain America. It sets its eyes on a loftier goal—breeding an army of super soldiers. Blinded by their ambitions, they underestimate the lengths Steve is willing to go to in order to keep his best friend. Because in no universe will Steve let Bucky go before the end of the line.

    When a brainwashed Winter Soldier comes to him expecting to be bred, Steve takes him and runs.

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    Hanzo is being forced to go to some ball that's being held in the Overwatch Empire. He received a letter stating that the ball has been arranged so that a suitable partner can be found for the prince. And Hanzo is one of the people chosen to go.

    Hanzo is not looking forward to it, in fact he's dreading it. He's not used to talking to people his own age. But the fact that it will be a masked ball comforts him a lot. He can be himself for the first time in ages. No one can judge him, and he can't judge anyone else.

    And when he gets there, his attention is caught up with the man wearing the cowboy hat and black bandit-esque mask.

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    The man was devastatingly gorgeous.

    The first thing Iwaizumi noticed was his height. He was maybe about 6 feet tall, just an inch or two taller than Iwaizumi himself, but his slender figure and long limbs, coupled with his slim fitting clothing, only further accentuated his model-esque stature. His brown hair was styled into soft layers that swept away from his face. Despite his boyish and dainty features, he gave off a commanding, almost regal vibe.

    Then Mr. GQ Model opened his mouth and said the last thing Iwaizumi expected to hear.

    “You heard about Pluto?”


    it started with a bad pick-up line how did it end up like this

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    For rag--tag on tumblr's Sanster Week 2017. The chapters form a loosely connected narrative set after Breeding Machine. If you don't want to read that, just know that Sans is carrying Gaster's child.

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    Seven and Yoosung find different ways to show each other their love.

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    Sara Ryder isn't prepared to be Pathfinder, and Liam Kosta is not an idiot. This is the story where one enthusiastic geek reminds the other that the unknown can be fun as well as scary. Deals with grief, families, overwhelming responsibility, impulsivity, misunderstandings, huge mistakes and the consequences thereof, and a Liam Kosta who probably, in our century, would have been diagnosed with ADHD.

    And for the record, that's just fine. He's perfect the way he is. This isn't about 'making him better'.

    Has all the spoilers, as well as extra scenes, because, as always, Bioware can't show everything.

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    The first thing Maura Isles notices this evening beyond the sour tannins present in her wine, the din of random conversation and the clinking of glassware on tabletops is the new face that walks into the Dirty Robber.

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    They’re both responsible for themselves and their own shit, but. When they’re like this, it’s nice to feel like they’re responsible for each other. Hunk wraps his hands around Lance’s hips and slides them up underneath Lance’s shirt. His thumbs trace over the bumps of Lance’s ribs, and his fingers almost meet in the hollow dip of the small of Lance’s back. And yet it’s Hunk that feels small, small enough to fold under the feeling of Lance’s hands on his face.

    “You are a stud,” Lance insists as he nips lightly at Hunk’s lips. “But you’re Hunk too. A hunka hunka burnin’ love.”

    Hunk laughs so hard that he dumps Lance onto his back. “Every time,” he gasps, mirth crackling through his blood, his cheeks flushed, “Every freaking time, holy shit, that’s such a bad line.”

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    Wade uses the old way of flirting to show his love.

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    The Agents of the Warehouse find a passing shrewd manner of killing time: a pick up game of pick up lines.

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    Gaster could only take so much teasing before even his patience and steely control failed him. Especially when it concerned his infuriating lab assistant. He would make sure that Sans’ had an attitude adjustment. In the most pleasurable of ways.

    NSFW Blog: mercy-run.tumblr.com

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    "Ты не сигарета? Такой же горячий, и я хочу взять тебя в рот."

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    Steve is an art teacher at Stark Industries non-profit Academy, who can’t seem to find any luck in the love department. Bucky is an ex-marine now mature Psychology student, paying his way through college with a coffee shop job. Every time Steve orders coffee, Bucky writes a bad pick up line on his cup.

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    Lance is trying to be a good friend and get Keith laid, Keith is not interested in any of the space babes. For reasons.

    Just a little get-together drabble without any actual plot, really. Un-beta'd.

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    It’s all Penny’s fault, if she had just let me stay in the flat sulking over Agatha, I would never be here. Penny doesn’t get that snacking on cherry scones and tea is a perfectly good “I’m moving on activity (or at least trying.)”, so she decided to drag me out here, to this stupid club, with all these stupid people, stupid music and a stupid lack of cherry scones.

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    After learning that he`is part Galra, Keith is told that he is capable of bearing children. Upon learning this Keith becomes more distant from Lance, only making Lance's desire to have him even stronger. Once Lance gets him to open up about his ability to bear children he grows an even stronger love for the black hair boy, leading to a long night of fun. A few months later, Keith discovers something growing inside of him and he realizes that he will soon have a new flesh and blood family.
    (Sorry for the bad summary!)

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