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    ‘Hey stud... you wanna dance?’

    So maybe Stiles didn't have the slickest of pick-up lines but it was the last night he would probably ever see Derek Hale and if the end of a drunk graduation dance wasn't the time to attempt his awesome moves, when was? He had nothing to lose and surprisingly, Derek seemed to have some moves of his own that he was pretty willing to show Stiles.

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    Levi was sure his job as a Drivers Ed. teacher could not get much worse, so leave it to that teal-eyed brat to prove him wrong.

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    Adam lost his pants, so he's trying to get into Michael's.

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    18
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    200
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    It started as harmless flirting. Well actually, it started out as a game to Kirk to get a rise out of Spock by using the worst pick-up lines ever. But if you say something enough times, does it become true? Warnings for language and gayness. And badness. And junk. Really, this is just to make me laugh. Originally inspired by Wanna B Ur Lovr by Weird Al.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    25
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    3
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    320
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    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

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    5/?
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    Written for the prompt(s): You look ridiculous.

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    1
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    6
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    The first time Stiles walked into their cabin to find Derek suspended in mid-air, fingers curled over the door frame and every sweat-sparkled muscle of his torso beautifully defined and lickable, he absolutely did not make a high-pitched noise, run to find Scott in the infirmary and hyperventilate under a gurney.

    That would be ridiculous.

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    6
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    118
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    6
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    [Bartender AU, Hurk/Kai] Inspired by and based on Joh Araki's Bartender manga and anime.

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    4/4
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    To Levi, all dentists are sadistic bastards out to get fresh blood and inflict pain on others for their own entertainment. He's been putting off his dental checkup, until one day the pain becomes unbearable and he meets Dr. Erwin Smith, who is everything his imagination is not.

    Well, at least he's right about the eyebrows. They're monstrous.

    (in which Levi is a sweet-toothed baker and Erwin is a dorky dentist who fails at being smooth) #16 - Excuses

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    Eren is waiting for his husband to wake up from his surgery, and when he finally does, nothing can prepare him for what comes out of Levi's mouth.

    Honestly, complete, tooth-rotting fluff.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    197
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1275
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    Tucker doesnt know how to get Wash's attention in a positive way...so he trusts his instincts and uses the best pick-up lines he knows.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    447
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    Kaito's got a whole list of cheesy and awful pickup lines to use on Shinichi.

    (Un)fortunately for him, Shinichi's got just as many to throw back.

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    25
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    Eren Jaeger wants to say that it's the greasy cheeseburgers that keep him coming back, but he knows he'd be lying if he said it was anything other than that asshole working at the drive-thru window.

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    Stiles & Derek are kidnapped and tied up in the most unfortunate circumstance and Stiles gets hard!

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    9
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    123
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    Five times Grant Ward tried to get a girlfriend, or at least get a girl to notice him.

    He's... really not very good at it.

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    1/1
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    11
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    2
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    Are they flirting? Stiles definitely thinks they’re flirting. He’s flirting. He’s about 65% certain that UAW is thinking about flirting back. But he’s not really known for being the best judge of these things.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    599
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    131
    Hits:
    4925
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    I opened up 3 sentence and mini drabble prompts on my Tumblr over a week in May, and I've had some requests to post the results on AO3!

    Apologies for the mass posting they will be up in 2s and 3s from tomorrow!

    Every drabble gets its own chapter, so this will be a monster of a thing. Requests are STILL OPEN until May 16th.

    If this turns out to be popular I may open a week every month :)

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    18/?
    Comments:
    31
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    51
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    810
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    If Tyler wasn't so endeared (and partially in pain) he would have walked out at 'knock knock'.

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    Tyler was never really good at one night stands.

     

    Or, Tyler is diagnosed with terminal cancer and he and Jamie meet.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1472

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