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    Dagni Surana is having the worst day. From missing important topics to spilling a smoothie on herself and finally sending weapons all over the place while running into a goofy Alistair. So maybe it hasn't been such a bad day?

    Yellow Torch Universe

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    5/?
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    Drabbles and short fics written for the Live Journal community Comment Fics which can be found here: http://comment-fic.livejournal.com/

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    2,860
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    4
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    15
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    19,530
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    15/?
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    95
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    199
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    22
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    Alfred.F.Jones has a crush on Arthur Kirkland but he must dodge text books and overprotective brothers if he ever wants to win the Englishman's heart.

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    2,259
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    1/1
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    27
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    2
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    Mioda Ibuki has an idea on how to confess her feelings to Tsumiki Mikan. Twogami Byakuya has never hated an idea more in their life. ((Written as a birthday present for a very dear friend of mine!))

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    1,016
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    1/1
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    7
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    52
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    “Dean meets a hot guy at a bar and accidentally blurts the worst pickup-line right into his face.”

    _

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    1/1
    Comments:
    27
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    145
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    7
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    700
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    Thea breaks up with Kevin, and the Foxes are left to deal with the aftermath.

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    1/?
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    2
    Kudos:
    31
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    1
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    245
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    Anonymous: For the four word prompt, how about any of these? "Just stay with me", "You think you're funny?", or "You're a terrible cook."

    [[ AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING IN A PROMPT, THANK YOU THANK YOU!! Sorry it took me so long to get up. ]]

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    1/1
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    2
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    86
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    You are your average person, working a decent job, living in a small but reasonable apartment and making your way throught life when you meet him.

    The most smug and insufferable prick you've ever met. You can't stand him.

    Yet for some goddamn reason you keep coming back to him.

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    6,027
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    3/?
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    12
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    79
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    8
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    850
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    A collection of prucan drabbles because my otp doesn't have enough fic. I take au/scenario suggestions in the comments if you feel like leaving one!

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    37,177
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    3660
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    Sherlock is the new librarian at the university library.

    John is bad with pick-up lines.

     

    Commission fic for Anna @daddy-freeman. Thank you for trusting me!

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    English
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    5,885
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    222
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    33
    Hits:
    2212
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    Jungkook tries to get his senpai, Jimin, to finally notice him by telling him stupid pick-up lines Taehyung gave him.

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    1/1
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    5
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    134
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    9
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    Weddings were intended to be beautiful and memorable events. Dipper would know, having been dragged to his fair share of them since college. However there was one particular wedding that took the metaphorical cake, one that would stick with Dipper for the rest of his life.

    A romantic tale of late night Taco Bell visits, zoo hi-jinks, nude swimming, and way-too-smart younger brothers, this is the story of how Dipper accidentally fell in love with a runaway groom.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    306
    Kudos:
    687
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    68
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    Laurent frowned. “Someone pulled the alarm,” he replied curtly.

    “Again?”

    “Again.” Laurent drew the word out.

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    1/1
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    27
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    387
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    44
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    Chuuya's day could have been perfect if not for the customer that had just walked through the door. There were too many negative ways to describe him and surprisingly all of them fit him perfectly.

    To think this stranger even had the gall to use such terrible pick-up lines on him. Where did he even learn those anyway?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1/1
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    1
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    39
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    When Bokuto and Kuroo come to the realisation that "hot DAMN Akaashi is really pretty" - it suddenly becomes a competition to win him over. But is this competition really worth it? Will it tear apart their friendship? Does Akaashi even like them?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    531
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    “C’mon, Ichimatsu. Let’s all be garbage together. We pretty much are anyway. If we’re going to wallow in the dumpster, why not feel freaking amazing doing it?
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    “What about that horror movie we saw the other night?”
    “Er, so the thing is, when I get startled or frightened, the adrenaline sorta makes me hard, so that won’t work either.”
    “You mean you sit next to me with a boner the entire time we’re watching those scary movies?”
    “Kinda, yeah.” Absolutely no repentance on Osomatsu’s face.
    “You keep the popcorn bowl in your lap! I put my hand in there!”
    “Mmm, and it feels pretty naughty. I usually jack off two or three times on those nights before I’m satisfied.”
    Choromatsu’s mouth hung open, disbelief etched on his features. “What is wrong with you?”

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    Wait! I hear something. Osomatsu-niisan just cried out ‘oh god, oh god!’ and Karamatsu-niisan answered ‘you called.’ Ewww ouch! Painful, so painful, I think my spleen ruptured!
    Series of one shots & drabbles.

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    10/?
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    100
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    458
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    36
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    8107
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    Clint Barton's To Do list
    1. Buy more undies.
    2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
    3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
    4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
    5. Feed dog.
    6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
    7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
    8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

    Phil Coulson's To Do list:
    1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
    2. Buy butter.

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    30,364
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    188
    Kudos:
    649
    Bookmarks:
    169
    Hits:
    6675
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    When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.

    Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*

    (*with apologies to The Doobie Brothers).

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    Comments:
    76
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    840
    Bookmarks:
    172
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    6315

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