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    One-shot collection of Daiya no Ace characters x Reader

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    Bad at summaries. Set awhile after CAPTWS. Where Bucky finds someone that truly catches his eye and he does what it takes to make himself a place in her life. There will be fluff and sex and all those good things we all love to read but hate to admit.

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    17/?
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    4
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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

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    18/?
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    Eren starts his first year at Maria University, to follow his passion of becoming a Fashion Designer. He studies and does well in all his classes. He then becomes distracted by a certain man, whose known for stealing hearts.

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    Harry has the greenest eyes Zayn has ever seen and he finds it very distracting (or: a story about finding people who make you want to take chances).

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    Marco Bodt's first year of teaching kindergarten is filled with crayons, aprons, boyfriends popular with children, and lots of kisses.

    ~~~hello this is nes from the future (((april 13 2015))) and im gonna try to bring this back and work on it some more!!! excuse my bad writing the first few chapters,, hhaa, okay!!!~~~

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    4/?
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    He was woken from his brief reverie by one of his arms smashing into something quite pointy and reasonably hard.

    “MOTHERFUCKER!” he heard before frantically turning around, only to find a short guy in a baseball cap clutching his face. His knuckles were white with exertion. “ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE HOLY FUCK!”

    “Are you okay, dude?” Pete shouted over the noise, moving closer to the edge of the pit and pushing short guy with him. “Do you want me to get some first aid people over? You don’t look good.”

    “DON’T LOOK GOOD?” short guy yelled back at him, although his voice was slightly muffled now as his hands were pressed on either side of his nose and mouth, almost as if he were in prayer. “YOU SMASHED YOUR ARM INTO MY FACE YOU ASSHOLE YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY FUCKING SORRY.”

    ((aka a drabble in which pete breaks patrick's nose, hits on him a little, gets hit, and tries to get a guy's number at 2am))

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    Armin didn't mean to fall in love. The last thing he wanted was to give up his time taking refuge in the library in exchange for tutoring some delinquent. But Eren was different- all the way from his gorgeous ocean green eyes down to the relentless way he won't let Armin push him out.

    And the last thing Eren wants to do is get kicked out of his new school before he discovers its biggest secret: what caused the rift between St. Maria's and St. Rose's, and why does everyone blame Armin for it? He's determined to get his adorable tutor to trust him before the clock chimes End Game. Before he has to switch schools- again.

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    3/?
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    42
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    3
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    A normal morning for the Winchester household. A world where Destiel is real and Samifer thrives. Gabriel tries his hand at becoming a pimp. Michael is the crazy cat lady of the group, professed mother of Dean, and expert sex therapist. Crowley has unfinished business to do and Adam thinks they're all idiots.

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    4/?
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    12
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    “Isn’t this borderline sexual harassment?” Chris asked very slowly.
    “They’re pick-up lines, Chris!” Jun replied indignantly. “It’s not like anything bad’s going to happen!”
    “....Well, there’s the loss of your dignity.”

    In which the third years fail to seduce the underclassmen for April Fools Day, Miyuki betrays everyone, and Sawamura is willingly dragged into the whole mess.

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    Steve is so-so on going out to parties and his friends always have to drag him along. Then he unexpectedly meets someone.

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    Dean didn't think he'd ever had to attend any funerals before he was in his thirties. He was wrong.

    --

    "So, um, yeah. You all probably know why, uh... we're here today. But regardless, I'll briefly explain. So, to put it simply, my... friend, Castiel Novak, was involved in an– an accident about a month ago. A car accident. And unfortunately he did not make it."

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    Another collection of responses to prompts I receive on tumblr, because the first was getting out of control. Mostly Ward/Simmons in nature. More tags will be added as they become relevant.

    New on 3/29: Chapters 7 (HYDRA Jemma and Grant go rogue), 8 ("Come on, just hit me!"), 9 (Under-reacting), 10 ("Did it hurt? ...When you fell from Heaven?"), 11 ("I just walked into a room at this party and somebody yelled 'dibs!'...": Jemma/Skye/Fitz/Ward), and 12 ("So...are we close enough friends that you're willing to bail me out?": Arrow crossover)

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    12/?
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    Hunters and Witches, what could go wrong..
    ( jerk bitch fights, sarcasm galore, pickup artists, movie quotes.. Eventual smut? A little something for everyone)
    Can be imagined as a Reader story

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    7/?
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    Scorpius likes Rose but, he doesn't know how to tell her. So, when he comes across an article about how to get girls to like you with the use of pick-up line's, he gives it a shot.
    ScorpiusxRose

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    The first time Tenka came into the Kinjou pastry shop, he brought a whirlwind of energy with him. The entire bakery seemed to brighten up the moment he pushed the door open to trigger the ringing of the bell overhead. The volume of the customers’ murmurs increased as Tenka strided up to the counter with a smile as strong as Cupid's arrow. Shirasu was helpless against the handsome man’s shining and alluring aura.

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    2/?
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    Kuroo's roommate is having a friend over and, wow, Kuroo would absolutely love to get some of that. If only they could speak the same language...

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    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
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    255
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    56
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    Competition led them here, and now Milt and Russ have a mostly caved-in mass of rock right behind them, and a solid wall of rock in front of them.
    Oh.
    And Russ has a secret that's hard to keep in tight spaces, and when pressed tight to specific FBI agents.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    4
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    Now that you thought about it, you and Levi hadn’t really talked about having kids. Sure, every so often after Isabel went back to her aunt’s house you or Levi would joke that you were part-time parents, and you definitely made it clear you thought babies were adorable, but you two hadn’t really sat down and discussed having a kid. We’ve got enough money for it, that’s for sure. I think I’m ready to be a mom, but I don’t know about Levi. I think he’s more than capable but whether or not he wants a baby, I don’t know. You both had traveled the world, gotten hitched, worked careers you both liked for a while. You’d done the settling down part, maybe it was time to move onto the having kids part.

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    2
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