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    No, no, it's my treat.

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    Kuroo adds the new first years to their group chat. Yaku is not amused.

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    When ghosts from the past start dragging all of his terrible deeds to the forefront, Knock Out finds his new home a much less friendly place to be.

    Takes place immediately after 'I Want to Say, This Isn't What it Looks Like'

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    7/?
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    29
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    62
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    6
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    A collection of prucan drabbles because my otp doesn't have enough fic.

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    8/?
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    2
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    Another collection of responses to prompts I receive on tumblr, because the first was getting out of control. Mostly Ward/Simmons in nature. More tags will be added as they become relevant.

    New on 8/15: 87 through 90. This collection is now complete; further drabbles will be posted to a a third collection (is charmingly excessive).

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    90/90
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    234
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    22
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    VAGARY [va-ga-ry] ; (n.) an unpredictable instance, a wandering journey; a whimsical, wild or unusual idea, desire or action.

     

    Minho always wins. He's the best at what he does – fast cars, squealing tires hitting the road and leaving only smoking exhaust behind. Nobody had ever beaten him in a race. Well, until a stranger turned into that one Nobody.

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    Park Jinyoung just wanted to finish his laundry, maybe finish his book and get on with his life. He totally didn't want an onslaught of pick-up lines and a hot date (well the last one could be negotiated~).

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    14
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    Steve Rogers didn't expect much, transferring to a boarding school in rural Virginia from his old home in New York. A bunch of prissy rich kids, maybe. Hard work, perhaps. But finding someone like Bucky? Hadn't even crossed his mind.

    Bucky's third year at Lehigh didn't promise to be anything special- more college and SAT prep, likely, than the previous two, but otherwise much the same. So he was taken entirely by surprise to find himself falling head-over-heels for the new kid.

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    112
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    27
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    Alfred F. Jones and his cousin Matthew Williams where just regular boys until their lives were pulled out from under them and everything changed.

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    3/?
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    14
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    Streszczenie w notatce, można też wnioskować po tagach.
    Tytuł wzięty z rozmowy z Haszyszymorą, która stwierdziła, że "po każdej rozmowie ma ochotę rżnąć elfy".
    Zsyp na pornografię z pairingiem Iorweth/Roche
    Spis treści wg rozdziałów:
    1. Głęboki seks oralny z podduszaniem i dub/conem (porno, bdsm, dominujący Roche)
    2. Roche budzi się z Iorwethem w łóżku (pre-porno, bdsm, dominuje Iorweth)
    3. Współcześni! Iorweth i Roche dzielą się papierosem po seksie (fluff)
    4. Iorweth i Roche chędożą się przy śpiącym wiedźminie (fluffiata pornucha)
    5. Geralt przypadkowo wpada na chędożących Iorwetha i Roche'a. Co gorsza, Roche jednocześnie podtapia elfa. (bdsm, porno, crack, ooc nawet jak na mnie)
    6. Iorweth, Roche i myśl o śmierci. (Smutny fluff, melodramat w 3 zdaniach)
    7. Roche myśli o rozbieraniu Iorwetha. (Romansik, seks wzmiankowany acz dośc obrazowo)
    8. Dlaczego panowie nie cierpią wzajemnie swoich tatuaży. (Zazdrość, fantazje o torturach, zaborcza "miłość")

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    9/?
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    1
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    When Alec finds a time capsule in his back garden, natural curiosity leads to a discovery of the treasures inside, and maybe more. Coincidence, or magic?

    (I don't know how to describe it it's a time capsule au)

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    Isabel needs Eren distracted from chaperoning her party, because, everyone knows Eren would make the boys stand seven feet from the girls just to piss Izzy off.

    And what were best friends for, if not to do the distracting? And so Levi drags Eren to the kitchen with a mission: distract him.

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    Q doesn't think he's ever met anyone as persistent as James Bond

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    Once upon a time, Darcy and Tony hooked up.

    (set pre Iron Man)

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    A version of the battle of Trost which includes several Original characters created by myself, Marsha, and our IRL circle of friends.

    Tags may change as the story goes on

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Kevin wants Double Dee's attention, and he's just desperate enough to take Nat's advice.

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    2
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    "Did you just hit me with that pitch? 'Cause I'm feeling faint."

    Sawamura then, unexpectedly, came back with "No, but it's a good thing you're a catcher because I think I'm falling for you."

    Obviously this was for all to hear because they were yelling at each other from their positions on mound and behind the batter.

    ***

    I'm just going to leave the bad pick up lines, awkwardness, suspicion, and flirting here, enjoy. There's also a tickle fight.

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    10
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    Gabriel's questionable pick-up-lines eventually win Sam's heart.

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    2
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    Season 4 divergence. Right before his senior year begins, Blaine accidentally receives a text message from Sebastian. When he finds that his one-time friend is serious about turning over a new leaf, he replies and they rekindle their friendship. Unfortunately, between the Warblers, Sebastian's scheming twin sister, and a growing distance from Kurt, Blaine finds that old attractions die hard.
    This is the archived version of the fic posted weekly on my tumblr at http://laymytongueuponyourscarsff.tumblr.com/
    Warnings will be posted at the top of each chapter AND above their section.
    Title from the Bruce Springsteen song "Worlds Apart."

    Language:
    English
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    190,480
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    20
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    79
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    17
    Hits:
    3226
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    "You do have some pretty bad pickup lines, Scully."

    Language:
    English
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    3,153
    Chapters:
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    728

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