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    “Tell me then. Would you rather be with the one you love, or be with the one who loves you?”

    “The one I love, obviously.”

    Namjoon turns his hands over at that.

    “There’s your answer then.”

    He shakes his head, wishing things were as simple as choosing between two people.

    “The choice is not mine to make, Namjoon. Yoongi doesn’t necessarily want me. And Taehyung deserves better than being a second choice.”

    Namjoon’s hard look is matched only by his sharper words.

    “So why are you still sleeping with both?”

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    166
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    307
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    46
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    3371
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    Dean is forced to try Starbucks, and their barista awkwardly flirts with him.

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    4,013
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    517
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    In order to keep Negan from becoming a total hermit after Lucille's death, Simon takes him to a coffee shop, where he meets a pretty blue-eyed barista that just might change his life.

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    8,652
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1089
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    As Taehyung walks into his new high school, he can already feel the intent gazes on his back as he speed-walks to the front office. Stepping into the spacious area, he wills himself to relax as he walks to the desk. "Hi! Are you Kim Taehyung?" the female asks as she stands from behind the desk. "Y-Yes, I am." the lilac-haired male nodded, his soft and messy hair bouncing along.
    "Welcome to Bangtan High School, Taehyung. I hope we can see each other again." the girl smiled, handing Taehyung a map of the school layout.
    "Um, if it's not too out of the way... is it possible to have someone show me around?" Tae asked. "Of course, Jimin can show you around. He's in the same year as you, so you two will get along." Miya spoke, standing up as a male came towards her. "You must be Taehyung! It's nice to finally meet you, it seems the pictures didn't lie." Jimin laughed, running up to Tae as he wrapped his arm around his shoulder. "I can say the same as well. I hope we can be friends!" Taehyung beamed. "Already are." Jimin said as he reached out; Taehyung smirking as he bumped five with him.
    "So, what's the school like?" Taehyung asked, walking out of the office with Jimin by his side.

    "Just wait and see."

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    5
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    2
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    Keith was a mess. He woke up late on his first day at a new high school,-- his old school's rival, may I add-- and was a bundle of anxiety.

    Never a good way to start.

    Lance, on the other hand, woke up early and walked to school. His problem was, the meat lover's pizza he packed for lunch was attracting way too many neighborhood dogs than he would've liked.

    Not a good way to start either.

    Maybe two bad starts can create a new, better one, don't you think?

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    11,718
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    354
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    Otabek and Yuri meet up for a breakfast date. Pick-up lines incoming!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    206
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    Wally discovers Rhododendron Bakery and Café and meets the pretty owner; things evolve from there.

    Chapter 1 :: Azalea
    Chapter 2 :: Viscaria
    Chapter 3 :: Yellow Zinnia
    Chapter 4 :: Calla Lily
    Chapter 5 :: Daffodil
    Chapter 6 :: Bluebell
    Chapter 7 :: Aster
    Chapter 8 :: Acorn
    Chapter 9 :: Fern
    Chapter 10 :: Magnolia
    Chapter 11 :: Orange Blossom
    Chapter 12 :: Red Camellia
    Chapter 13 :: Arbutus
    Chapter 14 :: Cattail
    Chapter 15 :: Blue Violet
    Chapter 16 :: Oleander
    Chapter 17 :: Primrose
    Chapter 18 :: Spider Flower
    Chapter 19 :: Yellow Tulip - Azalea is sick, and Bart brings home a friend

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    21,522
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    6376
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    Sara Ryder isn't prepared to be Pathfinder, and Liam Kosta is not an idiot. This is the story where one enthusiastic geek reminds the other that the unknown can be fun as well as scary. Deals with grief, families, overwhelming responsibility, impulsivity, misunderstandings, huge mistakes and the consequences thereof, and a Liam Kosta who probably, in our century, would have been diagnosed with ADHD.

    And for the record, that's just fine. He's perfect the way he is. This isn't about 'making him better'.

    Has all the spoilers, as well as extra scenes, because, as always, Bioware can't show everything.

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    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
    460
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2868
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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

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    Chapters:
    50/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    4938
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    Keith can't quite decide whether he actually hates Lance's dumb pickup lines, or if he's just jealous that Lance keeps using them on random girls, and not him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    719
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    Just your average memey haikyuu chatfic. The tags speak for themselves.

    Language:
    English
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    17,223
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    294
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3922
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    Chae Hyungwon, 23, blogger and Seoul's expert at matchmaking. Labeled a "Love Guru", he can't manage to find his very own perfect half. Bring in some persistent friends, a vision of Captain Korea, and a Blind Date that isn't so blind after all and you get some interesting results.

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    English
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    4,615
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    422
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    Jared keeps coming into Evan's work place just to tell him bad puns/pick-up lines and leaving before the poor anxious teen can fully understand them.

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    1,763
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    376
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    Lance is a biochemist for the Garrison Space Program, while Keith is a world-renowned paranormal investigator with a popular conspiracy theorist blog. On the side, Keith works as a bartender, and that’s how they meet. However, life is never easy, especially when aliens and Mothman are involved. The truth is out there, but is it worth the strain that it puts on the two of them?

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    3,567
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    37
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    Marinette didn't know it would cause her this much pain, happiness, and so many embarrassing moments. Why did she have to agree to the bet? Why couldn't she just let Alya's teasing slide? Why couldn't she control her anger? If she hadn't agreed to the bet, maybe she wouldn't have been in this mess. Still, she would never regret the bet she made.

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    An Adrinette fanfiction including a flirtatious Marinette and a flustered Adrien.

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    9,600
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    43
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    291
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3956
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    Steve feels like he’s in some wild fever dream as he walks closer and says, “Hey, you all right?”

    107 looks up. He looks even prettier up close, even (or especially, Steve’s mind supplies unhelpfully) with his cheeks flushed with the exercise and sweat beading on his forehead. He does look a little crazy, though.

    “Huh,” 107 says, looks down Steve’s body, then up again. “I know we just met, but your dick looks like it’s getting strangled.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    149
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    603
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    132
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    2496
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    Stiles really loves witty girls who could destroy him. Lydia likes a challenge

    Language:
    English
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    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    394
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    Furihata lost a bet so he had to suck up and ask his crush out with some really lame pick-up lines

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    English
    Words:
    2,675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    533
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    chanyeol tries to sway his daddy by using bad pick up lines

    Language:
    English
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    762
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    214
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    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/ has invited EatJin, Yoongi, Daddy_Mon, //Mochi//, Tae-Tae, and Jungshook to a group chat

    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/: GUYS I JUST SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, GREEK GOD LIKE MAN EVER IN FUCKING MCDONALDS (≧∇≦)/
    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/: WTF DO I DO? ((+_+)) ((+_+)) ((+_+))
    Daddy_Mon: would you stop with the stupid emoticons?
    EatJin: i doubt he’s prettier than meh *flies away on unicorn*
    Jungshook: suck his dick
    Yoongi: do nuthing. He won’t like ur ugly ass anyway
    //Mochi//: dance to ice cream cake!
    Tae-Tae: I gOt YoU FaM
    Tae-Tae: say,Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"
    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/: I need new friends

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,544
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2599

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