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    A collection of prucan drabbles because my otp doesn't have enough fic. I take au/scenario suggestions in the comments if you feel like leaving one!

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    24,140
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    91
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    3
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    1755
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    Weddings were intended to be beautiful and memorable events. Dipper would know, having been dragged to his fair share of them since college. However there was one particular wedding that took the metaphorical cake, one that would stick with Dipper for the rest of his life.

    A romantic tale of late night Taco Bell visits, zoo hi-jinks, nude swimming, and way-too-smart younger brothers, this is the story of how Dipper accidentally fell in love with a runaway groom.

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    5/?
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    226
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    38
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    1646
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    Levi would like to say that he only feels pure hate for this arsehole who tortures him with stupid pick-up lines every fucking Friday. Sadly, Eren Yaeger is too attractive, too persistent and just too interesting…

    Language:
    English
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    14,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    894
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    Axton has served in the military for Four years now, no college education and a bullet that stopped right above his heart, Axton is lucky to be alive. But the military has taken a toll on his mental health and it gets the best of him. When Axton is in the hospital, wishing for death, an angel walks into his life.

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    English
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    1,787
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    What do you get when you cross a jaded merc with an insane vault dweller? Absolute hilarity! Join this reckless survivor on her adventure with the hired help and their shenanigans. Lots of fluff, flirting, and corny jokes. MacCready/F!SS. Rated M for language and sexual content.

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    English
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    10,526
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    452
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    Sourin week day 3
    Prompts: Scissors (Stripping) and Aiko Desho (Red String of Fate)

    Of all the ways to meet your soulmate, this is not how Rin pictured it.

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    English
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    979
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    136
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    Korra has bad luck with guys. So Bolin forced her to try at least chatting with other girls.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4085
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    You're trying to do your homework but Oikawa Tooru is distracting you.

    [Oikawa Tooru x Reader]

    Series
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    English
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    832
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    236
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    Timothy is a terrible flirt and asks Janey to help him learn how to talk to girls.

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    1,165
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    127
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    In which I write prompts, one for each of the possible Seventeen pairings, and am hopefully done eventually.

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    English
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    27,023
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    4517
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    Stiles is a librarian for the special collections at a university. Derek is a grad student who pretty much lives in the special collections area. There are bad pick-up lines, a meddling sister, and so much pining it's ridiculous on their way from friends to something more.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2116
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    Anonymous said:
    Just Bucky and Tony flirting up a storm.

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    English
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    167
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    826
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    5 things that Julian says to Erik and 1 thing that Erik says to Julian.

    Or the developing relationship of Julian and Erik through 6 different events.

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    English
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    7,511
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    866
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    When Tobirama returns with the drinks, Madara glances up, flushes slightly at the sight of him, and tries valiantly, if pathetically, “Do you drink milk? It certainly did your body good.”

    It takes effort not to throw the tray at him.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    807
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    345
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    1615
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    When Wonwoo is finally right, he isn't.

    (Or, Mingyu fucks up every relationship he's ever been in and is determined to change that when he meets Jihoon.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,535
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    682
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    in which michael falls in love with the cute kiwi boy who bags his groceries in walmart.

    (lowercase intended)

    Language:
    English
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    2,773
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    531
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    in which Jeongguk wonders if there is a worse job than being a giant, green bird mascot, but then Taehyung comes along and Jeongguk realizes that it might not be that bad after all - but only when that bird becomes their mascot for love

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,068
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1712
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    Mhmm you read it right...pretty self explanatory. I will take requests and add them to a list of characters. If you want something specific in a request please mention so. I will not however write the same character more than once. You can instead request a separate one shot...but I can't guarantee anything.

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    1,585
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Fourth installment of the Pickup Lines tag. I'm not sorry.

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    English
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    319
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
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    It was not on purpose, Stiles assures. Not that first time. Derek was on his computer, they were looking for a seller of frog’s skin on eBay, when Stiles realized that Derek was still living in prehistoric times.

    “You still use Internet Explorer!? Wow, you must like it nice and slow.”

    Clearly Stiles didn’t run this through his head first, but as soon as it left his mouth, he knew that it was a bit too forward. But maybe Derek wouldn’t get it.

    Derek got it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,217
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3016

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