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    This is the story of Alice, who took the name of Shepard on a whim. Born of nothing, she perserveres against the odds to save herself, humanity, and the universe. Along the way, she meets many who will change her life forever. (Canon events will shift, Shepard is younger than in canon, events of ME1 will begin in 2180 rather than 2183. Detailed description of the events of the Skyllian Blitz. Tags will be updated to reflect changes in the story. Rated mature for canon-typical violence. Shenko will exist but the main pairing is Shakarian. Eventually.)

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    Shiro might have a crush on Lance.

    He decides to do something about it.

    Or;

    Two dorks don't know how to handle each other.

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    Gladio finds an unexpected interest in the Prince’s Advisor, but that’s all he has.
    5 times Gladio got shot down by Ignis upon using cheesy pick-up lines + 1 time he succeeded.

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    "Speak."

    "Are you a thief? Because you sure did steal my heart!"

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    Lotor is a professional. Surrounded by contingency plans and a vicious drive, he runs the tightest, possibly the meanest crew in the region. He has seen and heard everything and has all of it under control.

    Until... the universe decides to introduce a talented, arrogant, flirtatious thief.

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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    In their efforts to convince Dean Winchester to fully submit to heaven, Castiel believes he has found a way. A way he doesn't fully understand, but a way.

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    Soonyoung is flirty and he likes to mess with Seokmin but is also conflicted in his emotions.
    Seokmin is fed up with Soonyoung's bad pick up lines but secretly enjoys the attention.
    Everyone else is placing bets on when they'll get together.
    ~School AU

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    5/?
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    The two were currently sitting in the mayor's office, Ladybug picking off books and flipping through them, bored, annoyed, and impatient.

    Chat Noir, on the other hand, couldn’t have been more thrilled.

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    Just a bunch of Hamilton drabbles. Enjoy!

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    Altea Ballet and Dance Studios is a prestigious school housing at least hundred students and dancers. This year, determined to honor their roots and show their strength, they will be staging an original work: The Story of Earth and Space.

    And Lotor...

    Lotor just wants to be left alone.

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    In which Levi is flirted with in a bar, and Eren steps in to save the day. Levi's grateful towards him... Or at least until Eren asks for something in return.

    A lot of weird, unforeseen things happen from there. It's especially unexpected since Eren is not at all what he originally seems to be.

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    In which Arthur is not a morning person, but Merlin decidedly is, and Gwaine (regardless) makes terrible coffee.

    Based on this tumblr post.

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    Despite apparently having harbored feelings for Steve for years, Nancy won’t stop rejecting him. But King Steve won’t let this go without trying one last thing...

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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

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    here is johnny
    [Sent: April 06, 3:10]
    don't play with me baby
    i know what you want ;)

    ten out of ten
    [Sent: April 06, 3:11]
    i'm so sorry
    but i think you are trying to sext the wrong person.

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    It’s been years since their feet hit the ground on planet Earth. The threads linking them are stretched now to the point of breaking. [Traveling on Garrison business, Shiro runs into Lance. They do some catching up. And some other things.]

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    Hoseok thinks the guy is beautiful. But his brain screws him over.

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    Lance has been trying to pick up guys and girls for a while now, so when Pidge accuses him of not being a sex god, of course he has to go and prove her wrong.
    What Lance didn't expect, was to fall into a world unlike his own. It's a good thing Lance knows how to adapt, but the question is, is the world he's in willing to let him adapt.
    Keith lives in a world made for himself, never had a problem with that. But when someone falls into his place, Keith isn't sure how to deal with it, no ones allowed in his world for they might not be able to make it out. It's a dangerous area, and Keith doesn't want anyone but himself to take that pain.

    And so a series of events will pass by the two boys. Misdirection, past, ungodly fun, self discovery and maybe even the potential of Love.

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    The paladins come together in stages

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    Sara Ryder isn't prepared to be Pathfinder, and Liam Kosta is not an idiot. This is the story where one enthusiastic geek reminds the other that the unknown can be fun as well as scary. Deals with grief, families, overwhelming responsibility, impulsivity, misunderstandings, huge mistakes and the consequences thereof, and a Liam Kosta who probably, in our century, would have been diagnosed with ADHD.

    And for the record, that's just fine. He's perfect the way he is. This isn't about 'making him better'.

    Has all the spoilers, as well as extra scenes, because, as always, Bioware can't show everything.

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    Chapters:
    100/?
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    33
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