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    Summary

    Something is wrong with the Flash, and Captain Cold has to deal with the growing repercussions of their strange encounters. Not completely canon to the show.

    Language:
    English
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    4,668
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    416
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    Wanna see Jesus' flirty side... ?
    You're in for a ride then! ;)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    173
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    569
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    Shiro loved flirting with Lance, especially when he got flustered (not that Lance would let himself be that way).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,342
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1172
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    "Got a new job gonna start at the mall today"

     
    Or when Jeongguk works at Bath & Body Works as he pines over the Ice Age Froyo employee Taehyung while Build-A-Bear worker Hoseok drools over lazy Game Stop employee Yoongi. And Jin does not give Namjoon the Starbucks barista free ice cream. Totally not. Hoseok is lying.

     

    (totally NOT inspired by 6teen)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,954
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1210
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    So Lexa got bad luck with trying to date boys. Anya and Lincoln forced her to chat with a girl which happens to be sass queen Clarke.

    Or the guide to turn poor innocent Lexa gay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,052
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3788
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    Chanyeol is an office worker in his family's business company.
    Baekhyun is working at his father's company – washing business buildings' windows up in the air.

    „That fucking scared the living shit out of me!!“

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    167
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    One trip wouldn't kill him. Or her. He hoped. -- Harley and Deadshot go on a road trip to Gotham.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,804
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    441
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    Kenny is not particularly excited about going to the library until he lays eyes on the cute redhead at the librarian's desk. Stan begs him not to tell said librarian that he'd like to check *him* out. Kenny doesn't listen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,560
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    151
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    Like the title says this will be a series with the theme of the Exo members trying to ask you out with some kind of pick-up line. I'm not sure yet if I'll manage to write something for all 12 of them but I'll try my best. Please be patient!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    936
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    31
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    In which Izzy tries to buy some ice cream, meets a cute girl (totally by accident!), talks about her feelings, and still manages to drink a cup of coffee.

    If she really gets lucky, there might even be kissing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,598
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    247
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    Ray has been glaring at the bruise on Ryan's neck all day and Ryan just can't figure out why

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    467
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    Summary

    Basically I saw a thing and the next thing I knew I was writing this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    115
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    Jesus is an idiot, Daryl loves him anyway

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    270
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    "yoongi-hyung?"

    "what is it, jimin?"

    jimin tilts his head to the side, one side of his mouth quirking up in a smirk. "did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

    (five times jimin tries a pick-up line on his hyung and one time yoongi finally gives in.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2221
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    "Are you a cigarette? Cos you're smoking hot and I wanna put your butt in my mouth."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1379
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,258
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    404
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    6706
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    Summary

    Dwanaście krótkich Sterekowych opowiadań poniżej 1k słów na każde.

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    1,286
    Chapters:
    2/12
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Hits:
    384
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    After finally coming to terms with his feelings for Keith, Lance decides to abandon their rivalry in favor of aggressively flirting using the only tactic he knows. Really bad pick-up lines.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    983
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    294
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    Summary

    Twelve short Sterek stories of less than 1k words for each one.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,066
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    465
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    Summary

    Do crude pick-up lines count as flirting? Digger seems to think so.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    927
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1146

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