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    Deeming himself an international playboy, a drunk Jungkook sets out to prove it with with pick-up lines.

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    It's your first convention and your meeting some of the Supernatural cast, Jensen, Jared, Both Marks, and Richard but most importantly, Misha your favourite actor. However For some reason Misha signs a pick up line from Castiel and the rest of the boys take that as a reason to have a "who knows the worst pick up line from there character" competition and your stuck in the middle.....
    NO hate to Vicki just imagine for the purposes of this fic they never met and she's happy with someone else.
    LOTS of fluff but also funny please leave comments, criticism is welcome hope you like it (:

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    In cui si racconta di Matt, di Foggy, degli Avocados ancora felici e spensierati e di pick-up lines semplicemente terrificanti.
    Capitolo 1, Enjoy The Silence. «Credi nell'amore a prima vista o devo camminarti davanti un'altra volta?» gli mormora all'orecchio con un tono così serio e suadente che Matt non sa se ridere o arrossire.

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    Alice, who does not remember her last name, decides as a young child that she needs to make something of herself. Through perseverance and wit, she is able to join the Alliance and progress through the ranks. This is her story. (Canon events will shift, Shepard is younger than in canon, events of ME1 will begin in 2180 rather than 2183. Detailed description of the events of the Skyllian Blitz. Tags will be updated to reflect changes in the story. Rated mature for canon-typical violence. Shenko will exist but the main pairing is Shakarian. Eventually.)

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    Draco has decided to try the common way of getting someone's attention. Of course Harry doesn't get it.

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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

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    In which Nakamura is allowed near a phone while drunk and Asano suffers. Crack-fic.

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    Barry decided that using pick-up lines on one Leonard "What Is A Relationship" "What Is Flirting" Snart was a good way to pass the time.

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    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/ has invited EatJin, Yoongi, Daddy_Mon, //Mochi//, Tae-Tae, and Jungshook to a group chat

    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/: GUYS I JUST SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, GREEK GOD LIKE MAN EVER IN FUCKING MCDONALDS (≧∇≦)/
    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/: WTF DO I DO? ((+_+)) ((+_+)) ((+_+))
    Daddy_Mon: would you stop with the stupid emoticons?
    EatJin: i doubt he’s prettier than meh *flies away on unicorn*
    Jungshook: suck his dick
    Yoongi: do nuthing. He won’t like ur ugly ass anyway
    //Mochi//: dance to ice cream cake!
    Tae-Tae: I gOt YoU FaM
    Tae-Tae: say,Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"
    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/: I need new friends

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    After horrendously messing up a dream, your Boss sends you back into the world of the living as punishment. Even worse, he leaves you at a random bus stop to fend for yourself while you're here. Great Boss, really. But luckily for you, a few kind-hearted boys drive by and offer you a place to stay for the night, and after much protest, they manage to convince you to come along. So, here you are, a celestial being stuck on Earth that was taken in by three boys who have the most adorable pets, what could go wrong?

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    When the relative peace of Overwatch is broken by Jesse McCree's banjo-playing ways, Hanzo takes it into his own hands to retain everyone's sanity. In doing so he makes things oh so much worse, but can't bring himself to (really) hurt the cowboy after certain shower-related incidents. Meanwhile the rest of the team have their own ideas of fun, raids on gangsters are needed, there are too many Dads, Genji stumbles on things he wished he never stumbled on, and if there's one thing the team learn it's to never ever drink Deadlock whiskey. Tune in, it's a lot of fun! :)
    Comments are very appreciated! n.n

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    Marco tries to put his moves on Jean, only to fail miserably, and receives some advice. It seems, however, that, for Marco, being yourself if hard. Luckily, all is well that ends well.

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    Cor told Regis peace talks with the Niffs were a bad idea. Repeatedly. So really no one could blame him for what happened.

    Monica Elshett @just_purrfect - 2 min
    @highkey “Let it go,” he said. “It will be boring anyway,” he said. And of course I’m missing out on the good stuff again

    Monica Elshett @just_purrfect - 1 min
    @highkey Make sure to take more pictures

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    Jeon Jungkook did not expect a panda to completely mess up his plans at becoming the best officer Seoul has ever seen.

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    When Lance needs help with his pick-up lines, he goes to Pidge for advice. In exchange, he has to use the one on Coran.

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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    Fifteen-year-old Charles Xavier is about to ask his crush out on a date (who's no other than seventeen-year-old Erik Lehnsherr) and he has a perfect plan. What could go wrong?

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    Hoseok had been somewhere past drunk and decidedly lost—
    But thankfully he found a kindly local on a nighttime outing.

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    So Lexa got bad luck with trying to date boys. Anya and Lincoln forced her to chat with a girl which happens to be sass queen Clarke.

    Or the guide to turn poor innocent Lexa gay.

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    A collection of GOT7 fic requests!

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