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    It was what she told herself, a prayer all of her own. Words are wind words are wind words are wind. Actions, intention, loyalty, those spoke louder than any gale.

     
    Shireen grows up with a father's love and attention, Stannis learns to care. When the stags stand together, predators ought to know better than to walk unwary.

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    Moments between Rhaella & Viserys.

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    The War of Five Kings ends, mostly, in early Autumn. Stannis and Renly easily find something else to fight about.

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    A small bit of silliness based on this prompt from the ASOIAF kink meme: "Arya asks Brienne to become her squire." I'm pretty sure this is not quite what the prompter wanted but I couldn't resist.

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    "Jon? Is anything the matter?"

    Her nephew didn't answer, hovering in the corridor door uncertaintly. Catelyn made sure not to frown, keeping herself open and approachable. Jon took the most after Ned's sternness from all the children, a trait Catelyn sometimes wondered at.

    Catelyn remembered Harrenhall, how brash and handsome Brandon had been, how lovely and melancholy the crown prince, Lyanna young and reckless. Jon was very much his own boy, his dark moods usually fleeting and easily brightened by his family, but there was a slump to his shoulders and a wetness in his eyes just now that she misliked.
     
    Catelyn and Jon, on how to answer delicate questions and learn to raise (love) children.

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    He had pledged his sword at her service, bid the Elder Brother goodbye and never looked back.

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    When King Robert came to Winterfell, The Hound was not the only Clegane to come. The Mountain came too. And as the Mountain came, so did the questions and the wondering.
    Or a tale of Jon’s curiosity being fulfilled.

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    The thing about water, though, is that it sinks it's way into rock and bark and flesh, softens that which is hard, parts that which is though. She will never be tall, never catch the moon and the stars and the world in pale freckled fingers.
     
    Men rise, trueborn men with quick fingers and quicker minds rise higher than most. Red haired bastard girls don't.)

    (The Redfish has no roots, no name, only little quick fingers that sink in deeply, hold tight. Her eyes are sly grey things and they see more than they should, want more than they have a right to
     
    Minisa Redfish, the only Rivers in the Vale, rising high and sinking deep.

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    Metropolitan Police Service Memorandum

    #1: Robert (Robb) Stark, 18. University student. Heir to Stark Industries
    #2: Theon Greyjoy, 23. Security operative. Family deceased/whereabouts unknown
    #3: Jon Snow, 18. Unemployed. Minor drug dealing charges. No known family

    All suspects are considered armed and extremely dangerous.

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    Chapter 16, in which Robb's bandages cover more than scrapes.

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    This is written for the following ASOIAF kinkmeme prompt:
    Ramsay has already used his pet many times. But then, one day, he discovers Theon's prostate, and everything changes.
    From then on it becomes his obsession to play with his pet's magical spot, either to make him orgasm or frustrate him further by denying it to him!

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    An answer to this asoiaf kinkmeme: "Stannis holing up in his room after the Battle of the Blackwater had nothing to do with Melisandre and everything to do with Davos. More specifically, Davos' death.
    Bonus points for Mel checking on him because she saw their UST in the flames and also she is a true bro."

    Stannis grieves, Melisandre tries to be comforting and the flames of Azar Ahoi flicker, for a time.

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    The last time Theon Greyjoy closes his eyes, Winterfell's weirwood is smiling mockingly at him from the surface.

    The fist time Theon Greyjoy opens his eyes is not the first time at all.

    what is dead may never day, after all, but rises again, harder and stronger.

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    Strange things are happening, and strange pairings will get together. Or, alternatively, a bunch of one-shots and ficlets starring numerous crack pairings in a variety of different settings.

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    Theon was born seeing people long gone. His mother told him that his Grandmother had this Sight as well. Some days he hates it. Some days it fascinates him, especially when Winterfell is so full of ghosts.

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    Sometimes the only way Theon can deal with the relationship he had with Ramsay is recreating it with Jon as him and himself as Ramsay. Jon doesn't consent to recreating it.

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    “May I ask why?” Grandfather looks amused again.

    Tommen thinks.

    He knows he could say that when he first saw her he felt she was unbreakable, and at Winterfell before the War, she had shown him how to do handstands and cartwheels. He could say that she never cowered before Joffrey, not like him. He could say that he wants to make her happy again, make her dimples show like they used to before she and her sister lost their wolves. He could say that at balls he hates having to dance with anyone else, even though she steps on his toes, because her hands are cool and rough like no girl’s he’s ever met before, and up close he can see all the different shades of grey in her eyes.

     

    Title from the song: lavender's blue, lavender's green, when I am king, dilly dilly, you shall be queen.

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    Ned spends a day with Sansa.

    For dk65, on the ASoIF Kinkmeme.

    Prompt: Where Ned has to spend a day or so keeping Sansa entertained, because the older boys (Robb, Jon and Theon) are visiting the Hornwoods; Arya is teething; Cat is pregnant with Bran and Septa Mordane has the Westerosi equivalent of the flu. So Ned has Sansa sitting in his solar, playing with her dolls and being invited to sup and dine with them. Also, he has to find her parchment for when she wants to draw and take her for walks around the castle.

     

    +++ Anything else a three or four-year-old can make her dad do with her.

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    Jon and Theon make a bet with some really high stakes.
    Chapter 2: Theon is persistent in collecting what is owed to him
    Chapter 3: Jon should have known that only one blowjob would never be enough
    Chapter 4: In which Jon and Theon are only sure that they are both high-rollers

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    Sansa Baratheon comes to Winterfell with the royal party and becomes engaged to Robb Stark.

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    He saw the way Jon's face lit up, lips curving upward as his eyes changed into something that Robb knew what his answer would be.

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