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“Can I buy you breakfast?” Derek blurted, then cringed. Where had that come from? He wasn’t even close to impulsive. And the last time he asked someone out… he couldn’t actually remember. Holy crap, that was pathetic.
Stiles blinked, honey-whiskey-golden eyes huge in the dim light. “What?”
“I woke up you up at two in the morning,” Derek said, more slowly. “I – you know, food?”
“Oh.” Stiles shook his head. “I have to get up at five and I stayed up stupid late as it is. I’m gonna be a mess tomorrow already and–”
“Nobody gives a fuck, Romeo,” somebody shouted from outside and Stiles jerked so hard he cracked his head on Derek’s windowsill.
Or: The one where Stiles is a cop and Derek doesn't sleep.
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Stiles leaves with the alphas.
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He’s finishing up on the treadmill when he hears it.
You have so many relationships in this life, but only one or two will last.
If it weren’t for the fact that he spent the entire summer he was thirteen banned from going into town until he learned to control his shift, Derek is pretty sure that he’d have a few too many teeth right now. But, no, he’s going to be an adult and somebody who’d rather not be hung from a tree and cut in half for viciously murdering a human at the gym, so he’s just going to get out of here as fast as he can without breaking something.
When you get old and start losing your hair, can you tell me who will still care?
Or somebody.
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Or: The One Where Derek and Stiles Are Unwilling Gym Buddies.
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The fate of the world has been decided and two human vessels are the key to the final battle that will trigger the apocalypse. Not content to leave anything up to destiny, Heaven takes matters into its own hands. But a simple assassination is complicated by the interference of one of their own, leaving the future in limbo and the angel Castiel to pay the ultimate price for his actions.
But what should be the end is only the beginning. The angel’s fall from grace crash lands him in the body of a young Jimmy Novak as his soul departs. The process leaves Castiel with no memories of his celestial past; he knows himself only as Jimmy Novak, a sickly child whose overnight recovery is nothing short of miraculous. But as Jimmy’s life starts anew, Dean Winchester’s has all but ended.
It’s under these circumstances that these two boys come together and forge a friendship that slowly develops into something more. But their path was never meant to be easy and fate eventually intercedes, thrusting them both into the roles they were always meant to play: the angel and the hunter. The Righteous Man and his Protector.
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Scott McCall is on a quest to prove his birthright as a god by becoming a 'true hero'. Sort of.
(or, wherein Scott is the most reluctant Hercules ever, Derek is most certainly not a damsel in distress, and Stiles is literally a horny bastard)
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Steve Rogers barges into Howard Stark's hotel room and his life. Howard's not sure why he finds the kid so intriguing.
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Stiles wants to win for America, okay? He wants to bone that constipated expression off of Derek Hale’s face on a bed strewn with American flags while Bruce Springsteen plays in the background and a bald eagle watches through the window with a single tear rolling down its cheek.
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He’s sneaking glances at Derek like it’s the second grade all over again. His palms are sweaty, held on his lap and his fingers fiddling around. Erica’s just sitting back, looking particularly smirky and satisfied, arms folded behind her head like she’s got nothing better to do than to witness Stiles break down all day.
Amelia is a smug bitch right now, having coaxed Derek into drawing up a chair to their table and reeling him into a conversation about how his family was and how the trip’s been going on so far. She keeps looking back at Stiles with that stupid cheeky grin of hers, and all Stiles wants to do is claw her damn face off. And then go die in a little hole somewhere.
Derek’s laughing. God. Even his laughter is gorgeous.
Fuck.
Or, in which Stiles and Derek are awkward turtles, and Stiles becomes Peter Pan for a day.(aka the disneyland!au continues!)
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- Part 3 of imagination is the destination
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Stiles steps in at the wrong moment and is forced to accept the bite or die.
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Jackson wanted to go to the Maldives. Fuck that.
(Or, five vacation trips the Hale pack take as a group.)
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Three snapshots from a world in which Chloe Sullivan goes to Harvard.
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Being happier than he's ever been since he got here doesn't stop Dub's past from rearing up every once in a while, especially in snowy weather.
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Jared ends up being right about the foreboding, just not for any of the reasons that he thinks he will be.
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- Part 2 of the Chrysalis 'verse
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"So, Stiles, what was going on between you and Mr. Hot Stud this morning? I saw some action going on, and I've been dying for details, so spill," Erica says slyly, leaning in the table. Stiles, startled by the sudden question, ends up inhaling a small wayward piece of pepperoni while chewing and treats both Erica and Amelia seating herself next to Stiles to a loud show of hacking and coughing, complete with half-chewed visuals.
"Ugh, gross," says Amelia, with a disgusted expression to match her tone, and frowns at Erica. "You couldn't wait until he at least swallowed? Really?" Erica grins unabashedly, shrugging.
Or, in which Stiles takes his lunch break and tries not to hyperventilateunder interrogation. Also, the Hale family is legion.(the disneyland!au that you really didn't want)
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- Part 2 of imagination is the destination
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Na-na has made a home for him in Seoul. // Unfortunately, she seems to think that this home necessitates them becoming some kind of private investigator cum superhero team. Of course.
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Shortly after Sunnydale falls, Xander stops at the Bennington Sanitarium looking to recruit an ex-Watcher-in-Training. Instead, he ends up recruiting her son.
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- Part 1 of BAU, Meet the Scoobies
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In which this case is probably going to drive Derek Hale insane, Stiles Stilinski already is insane, if he's to be judged by his crackpot conspiracy theories, and the only people who are going to benefit from this entire disaster are the readers of The North American Quibbler.
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After everything calms down, Isaac wants to go back to his house to get a few things. He asks Scott to go with him.
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Jonatton Yeah? asks Dan to do a feature on sex toys.
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Your wriggling day is in three days, and while you normally celebrate this event with the apathy it deserves, this particular sweep is different. That’s because it will be your eighth sweep, and it happens to coincide with the arrival of the imperial drones. This is a milestone that every troll looks forward to with a heady combination of excitement and terror. For most trolls, when they reach their eighth sweep, they become adults.
Not you.
When you reach your eighth sweep, you will die.