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    Summary

    Having an assassin as skilled as Victor Zsasz pop into your apartment unannounced on any given day is always unsettling. You just aren't aware of how often he comes by... or what he sees.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,298
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    573
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    Bexley Barba is a normal person. She likes music, brightly colored everything, and assassination. Okay, maybe normal isn't the right word.

    Victor Zsasz is currently working for Bex and trying to figure the strange girl out, but he's starting to think it's a lost cause. She's just a person that sings off-key and murders people when the situations calls for it. Seems normal enough to him, but he's drawing a line at the unicorn figurines.

    Gotham is in for a duo that no one ever expected, and only one thing is for sure. It's gonna be one hell of a ride.

     



    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,634
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    465
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    Butch Gilzean's killed a Zsaszette. Victor Zsasz & Company grieve.

    [Can be read on its own.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,238
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    99
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    Summary

    Although it wasn't the first time this had happened, it still freaked you out when Victor Zsasz popped into your apartment unannounced. You just weren't aware of how often he decided to come by or what he saw.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,016
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2593
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    Maroni's men lived by machismo. Zsaszettes were indisputably women. Not a difficult decision.

    [Can be read on its own. Posted for International Day of the Girl Child, in honor of all girls, no matter their bodies.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    90
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    A collection of loosely linked stories. Ed's successfully conditioned his cousin from FBI agent Dr. Spencer Reid to honorable supervillain the Reader. This is not an entirely comfortable thing. Ed's protege Jonathan juggles his mental health, studies, and questionable hobbies. Assassins are adorable, to each other at least. Young ladies who kill together chill together. All while the Kings of Gotham are happily married, to the mixed feelings of the city in general.

    Tags will evolve as they become applicable when new ficlets are added. So far we have:

    1. Bantam Begins - There's a chicken.
    2. J. Crane Sexual Experimentation Log - Because good scientists take notes.
    3. Of All the Trees That Are in the Wood - 20-year-old Harley falls into the world of crime, and also for Ivy.
    4. & 5. If You Would Stem the Tide - A two-part story about Jonathan temporarily but horrifically relapsing.
    6. & 7. Render Me a Wreck - A two-part parallel to the previous story, from Ed's perspective.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,217
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    409
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    “Huh, it’s Cobblepot, Page of Umbrellas,” Bridgit said, flicking sparks into the air for her own amusement before letting them fade.

    “Dude, no, this is Cobblepot, Lord Penguin.” Selina retracted her claws and cocked her head at the funny little man in too much eyeliner.

    Ivy clapped her hands together, cauldron forgotten, and squeed. “No, no, this is so cool, this is so cool, this is gonna be the King of Gotham!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,485
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    403
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    Summary

    Jerome left the Reader a voicemail which spurs her to return to Gotham, to the only man she knows who will protect her. And we get to know Orville a Maine Coon Cat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,689
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    490
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    Summary

    Allison Book is a librarian who lost her fiance (Oswald Cobblepot). Her well-meaning co-worker Lisa takes her out for fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,505
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    185
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    Summary

    When Reid was declared dead with several others after a disastrous consultation in Gotham, Garcia found evidence he might be alive and being held prisoner. More than three years after they concluded no, he really was dead, she's found evidence that he might be alive, but changed. As in, costumed supervillainy, maniacal-laughter-optional kind of changed.

    [Can be read on its own.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    227
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    Oswald Cobblepot is the struggling owner of Van Dahl's & Sons. His business isn't doing too well and his clientele has dwindled to almost nothing after his fathers death. However, when a new client shows up with a tear on his jacket requesting a repair, Oswald believes his luck may finally be changing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    135,787
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4626
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    Barbara can’t take another second of Ed and Oswald’s mutual pining, and so decides to do something about it – Butch is roped into helping, Olga joins willingly, Zsasz and co. are thrilled to be part of it, and Tabitha is wondering when she gets to kill somebody.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    756
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    Summary

    “Who’s with the prisoner?” asked Oswald, straightening his jacket as he pushed away from the wall. “I can hear voices in the garden. The amount of giggling is not reassuring.”

    “The kitten, the plant witch, and the firebug wanted a chance to play with the mouse. I let ’em.”

    [Bonus ficlet from Zsasz's POV; slightly more plot-advancing than most ficlets have been. Picks up where WYFIR #28 leaves off.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    451
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    Edward Nygma was assigned to oversee the needed deaths of a some federal agents. When he realized one of them was his only relative that he still has a fondness for, he spared him. Now Ed needs to demonstrate to both his partner and his prisoner that trying to get Dr. Spencer Reid on their side is both possible and win-win.

    [Can be read on its own.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,011
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1758
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    Summary

    tally.hoe: falcone shoved his foot so far up my ass

    sixinchheels: rip victor zsasz

    eyebrow: extremely blessed day

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    aka the text conversations between the zsaszettes and zsasz that happen during all the ridiculousness going on in gotham

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,094
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    106
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    Summary

    Zsasz gets hurt and staggers home, where all will be well.

    [Can be read as an independent one-shot.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,217
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    256
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    Summary

    A one shot inspired by the song "Fresh Eyes" by Andy Grammar. I do not own the song Fresh Eyes or the TV show and characters of Gotham.

    "Never seen you before like this..... You're beautiful
    You dress up just a little and I'm like Oh Damn
    Suddenly I'm in love with a stranger
    I can't believe she's mine
    It's human nature to miss what's under your nose"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,867
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    Summary

    Downtown started to emerge at Victor’s sight. And in the dimness of the night, lights were suddenly shinier.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,669
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    32
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    Summary

    Goal: To observe Victor Zsasz during one cycle, where cycle is defined as the moment he wakes to the moment he goes to sleep, and determine whether or not remaining under his leadership is beneficial or a hindrance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,195
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    182
  20. Tags
    Summary

    He was just a man, falling in love with a woman.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,346
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    335

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