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    When the four gods (Idris Elba, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Liam Neeson, Oprah) came together for their bi-monthly poker game and disagreed on who was the greatest among them, they decided there was only one way to settle it—bringing together their most talented, bravest, gayest worshippers to compete for their honor. Thus, the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics were born. But, there are a few hitches in their plan; hitches in the form of someone attempting to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II, famous babies going missing in Europe, tensions among teammates, and a cunning plan devised by Macklemore and his faithful sidekicks to marry all the gays. Will the Olympics go on, or will things go down in flames?
    It's Ice Ice Baby, yo, VIP let's kick it.

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    Notting Hill AU, written for the i_k prompt, "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." Arthur owns a quirky hipster science bookstore. Eames is a world-famous mega-celebrity.

    Clearly this calls for a meet-cute.

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    During the making of The Saddest Pop Project From a Former Boy Bander Ever, super amazing guitar player Anthony Mackie does not quite manage to avoid temptation. He's a little distracted by the need to dodge bad gumbo, beer pong, hideous raccoon chairs, and terrible songs about dirt, trucks, and beer.

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    За очередным артефактом Крис отправился в Ирландию.
    И не один.

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    Zee is a top-of-the-line AI who meets Chris, a religious colonialist out on his Freedom Year. Chris, never having grown up with sentient tech, is appalled at the way the Aides are treated by people and the law, and starts a one-man campaign to convince Zee that he's as much a Person as any human is. Somewhere along the way, they fall in love. The Authorities, as you might expect, Do Not Approve. This is their story.

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    37
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    Chris is tiny. Hilarity ensues.

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    He watches Zach and Miles dance to Jackson 5 from the shadows of the olive bar. They’re both so vibrant that it makes Chris’ fingers curl, nails digging into the flesh of his palm. He would never say it out loud - hopefully - but the more that he drinks, the more he realizes he wants to be there, in Miles position. He wants to dance. He wants to look at Zach that way. He wants everyone to know that he didn’t fuck up, that Zach chose him.

    He wants to be vibrant, too.

    “Sanguine,” Chris murmurs to absolutely nobody at all, before he takes another sip of his scotch.

    That’s got to be at least a five dollar word. He’s gonna have to check with JJ later.

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    Zachary Quinto died on a Tuesday. At 9:34 pm in Los Angeles, California.

     

    Following a fatal accident, Zach becomes a Sandman. He is one of millions of dead who tend to human dreams as they sleep. He creates elaborate worlds for his dreamer, Chris, full of memories and hopes and wishes, desperately clinging to the man he was forced to leave behind, somehow hoping that Chris might someday realize that Zach never wished to leave him. Somehow hoping that the two of them will be brought back together.

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    If he wins the election, Zach will be the first gay president. Even if Chris, and the rest of the campaign staffers, are the only ones who know it.

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    Meet Lola, educated, privileged, intelligent.

    Now Lola is 20 and living rough, just scraping by through pub quizzes and selling a magazine.

    But how will Lola's life change as she experiences an encounter with a familiar looking stranger?

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    Chris and his big mouth has him getting body painted for the red carpet, but after seeing Zach he's not as displeased as he was before.

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    After a short trip to Pittsburgh, Zach returns to Los Angeles to prep for filming the newest Star Trek sequel. After accidentally walking in on him, Zach learns that Chris has been trying to teach himself to dance West Coast Swing. Zach is determined to teach Chris, and Chris is determined. Never you mind the fact that Chris was already trying to learn the girl's part of the steps.

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    It's really all about hotel rooms, and press tours, and the fact that they always share a bed. And then there's that kiss-sound that Chris has never noticed before when he's kissed other people.

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    You're my world - please, don't stop now.

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    Zach is a Reaper. He has ferried many people Home after their deaths. Chris is the first person he's ever encountered who has managed to evade death before.

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    Five times Chris was a kitten ...

    ... and one time he wasn't.

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    Chris and Zach get drunk-married in Vegas during the filming of the third Trek film, then have to live with the consequences when the news hits the tabloids.

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    Halloween nights, from 2014 down to 2006 | He and Chris broke up for the last time a year ago, and like any fractured relationship, they had split things equally. Chris had taken California, and Zach had taken New York. Two separate coasts for two people who couldn’t be together, and even then, sometimes it hardly felt like it was far enough.

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    16
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    36
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    3
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    640
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    There was a post I reblogged a while ago that was a bunch of different au ideas, and one was "two people wear matching costumes to a Halloween party". However, when I started to talk about that in the Pinto bar, it quickly devolved into "Chris wears drag to a Halloween party".

    AN- rn it's marked as 5 chapters, but I might write more.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    363
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    Wherein the conspiracy is real, and could cost Chris everything.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
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