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    They’d had an idea. A little Nollywood segment, where they would try to enter the Nigerian film industry and be cast in a movie… in a week. If only he had told Vegard about what he’d found online. But, really, what were the odds that anyone would kidnap them?

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1971
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    Calle is pretty messed up due to his divorce and a secret that is, in his opinion, ruining his entire life. But faking happiness stopped being an option, and he lives life in complete and utter misery. Luckily he has two dear old friends who won’t have that attitude and forces him out of the dirt… It’s just that things don’t always turn out like one expects them to.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
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    354
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    OK, here we go. As some of you know, a huge part of the Ylvis family has a tinychat every friday night. We love to talk about Ylvis, and personal stuff and became rather good friends over the months. BTW, everyone is invited, just pm me for the dates and the url, I'm DieVollNerdin on tumblr.
    Well, normally we have a strict no-penis-policy. That doesn't mean that we don't like guys here, we just ban the naked guys that try to jerk off on video. But some creeps are smarter, they pm the girls on cam and creep them out by describing sexual acts or stuff.
    Together with some of the girls, I decided to creep them out this time. We decided that anything is fair with those creeps and that the creeping out should be Ylvis - related if possible.
    The outcomes are hilarious. That is why I decided to copy the chatprotocols and post them here. My screenname is lovelyperson in some variations. I am anything but that in those chats, so be warned!

    Thank you, tinychat gang, you made this possible. And the tequilla I drink on friday nights. I'll try to upload a new "chapter" every week.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    150
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    After a chance encounter with a desperate stranger, the brothers find themselves stranded and injured in the middle of December's Canadian wilderness and stumble upon an international conspiracy. Using their particular skill set (acting, singing, flying planes, riding around in the back of trucks, firing weapons, keeping a straight face), they decide to save the world. As one does.

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    English
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    24,307
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    417
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    Bonitas!!! Show me the ropes!!! This is not a fanfic, but I need ideas for a fanart, more details in the work... (Ylvicest obviously)

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    72
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Mary Laine is a singer in a rock'n'roll band and just happens to meet the Ylvis brothers during her band's tour in Norway. As she's struggling with a drug addiction and a conviction that there's absolutely wrong with her, she gets Bård's attention through her music who would eventually save her life (or not?).
    As the story evolves through drama, humour, romance, music, drugs, hurt and comfort, Mary Laine manages to find her way of life at last, but could it be too late?

    Written in an AU where the Ylvis brothers' lives have little to do with reality and are almost completely fictional, which is my way of being respectful to their privacy.

    Language:
    English
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    7,204
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    93
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    Vegard fell for the path of seven deadly sins, and pulled his little brother with him.

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    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    375
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    1,236
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    75
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    When Bård wakes up to find the zombie apocalypse has sprung up around him, it doesn't take long for him to realise that Vegard knows more about it than he's letting on. What dark secrets has the elder Ylvisåker been hiding? Will they survive their journey out of a city filled with ravening ghouls? And will anything be the same between the brothers again?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,048
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
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    What if the boys are hiding more than they seem to? No porn though... I just wanted to offer a different point of view on Ylvis and Vegard especially, not necessarily implying anything. Let's say this is just to... explore more possibilities? Sorry for the English though.

    Language:
    English
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    1,046
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    130
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    12 year old Vegard and 9 year old Bård come across a time machine. How will they react when they meet themselves 23 years later?

    Language:
    English
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    7,132
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    411
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    Based on the poetically worded prompt "i literally want fic of vegard getting aroused bc of the spanking and taking it out on bård later"

    After IKMY 4x02

    Language:
    English
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    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    236
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    they got that new shock collar for the premiere

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    689
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    250
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    Bård and Vegard have a problem. They can always rely on Calle to help them out, right?

    Language:
    English
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    1,695
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    235
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    A worktired Vegard comes home to find his drunk littlebrother in his appartment. Turns out they don't know each other as well as they thought.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    24/33
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    5656
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    "How did I get so lucky?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    221
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    Calle's feeling sentimental and Bård just wants to sleep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    863
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    122
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    its a night out between two childhood friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    108
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    They had almost tricked themselves into believing that things were going to be okay. The stage show had ended. The schedule had smoothed out.

    It was...better.

    But things are never that easy, and the brothers find themselves facing the biggest decision they've ever had to make.

    How far will you go to find peace? What is the price for freedom?

    How far is too far?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,470
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    498
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    Calle's self conscious about working with Ylvis, two men a lot more classically attractive than he.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,456
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    186

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