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    When the female crew members of the Normandy decide it's would be a good idea to mettle in Shepard's private life, she decides to play along. With Garrus's assistance of course.

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    When it all becomes too much for Eridan to bear, he starts to harm himself to relieve the stress. No one seems to notice or care at first, but then Sollux starts to notice the change in Eridan. When he catches on to the truth, Sollux does what he can to try and stop Eridan. This is the story of their long and painful journey towards a matespritship.

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    Garrus' loyalty has always lied with Commander Shepard. But after Shepard ruins Garrus' chance at revenge, the two have to come to terms with eachother's loyalty, friendship, and more, in the most dangerous mission of their lives.

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    In a world where first contact was made in the early sixties, the lone survivor of Earth's first meeting with an Extra Terrestrial has been raised a virtual celebrity. The appeal of his good looks and easy charm hold no sway for Charlie Gardotte. While his family's obsession with the alien hero was nothing unique, the neglect caused by this was. Charlie wanted no part of this cultish fascination, going so far as to cut all ties with anyone who tries to change his opinion.

    Not every story has a romantic beginning. When Charlie met Harrison, it wasn't some grand cosmic alignment; bells and thunder never resounded. There was just something about the man's disheveled appearance that made everything in this moment feel real. He never questioned his luck; it never occurred to him to think it might be fate or some such nonsense. He was just Charlie, and Harrison, well...

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    “You have tits? When did that happen??”

    He facepalms; “Last molt,” he grumbles from behind his palms.

    “When you disappeared for a while? That’s what that was?”

    “Yes Dave, when trolls reach that special molting phase, they grow rumblespheres. Mammals.”

    He spits the last word as a curse and you’re pretty sure you’re offended.

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    They basically have sex. There's no way to describe it. Shhhhhhh, just read

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    You have no say in our world. You shall submit and be fucked to an inch of your life. We own you now.

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    Post-hivebent.

    Karkat and Vriska, already ensconced in the intrepid, obsidian throes, have something of a silly roleplay date. It quickly turns lurid, and that's all that much sweeter when he has her in handcuffs.

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    An expansion of the Tali romance scene from the end of Mass Effect 2. Dialogue from the first section credited to Mass Effect 2 writers.

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    Ненаучная фантастика. Голод и жестокое обращение даже из самой мирной фиалки сделают злобного хищника

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    Tower Kalis offers a complimentary starter package with all human purchases. Additional supplies may be ordered according to the following schedule:

    Dihydrogen oxide, per cubic mechanometer: 0.1 credits
    Spongiform fuel rations, sufficient for twenty orn: 1.4 credits
    Microfiber polishing fabric, per mechanometer: 0.2 credits
    Highest-grade synthetic polymer wax, per minicube: 0.7 credits
    Qui’lee tch’tlek imported wax, per minicube: 4.4 credits
    Carnauba imported wax, per minicube: 12.6 credits

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    In which Mikaela goes for a ride.

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    Eridan Ampora suspects that a certain yellowblooded troll took his science wand and snoops around in said trolls respiteblock and what he discovers makes him flush deep violet. But it gets worse when the owner of the block catches him snooping. Sparks fly and buckets get filled. First time writing a fanfc and smut. PS: I suck at summaries.

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    The non-con warning is for overall themes of the Domesticus universe. Everything in this story is lovely and consenting and nice. This takes place during Freight, and contains Omega Supreme and his poor little Distillers who self-destructed in the backstory of 'Together' (http://archiveofourown.org/works/635086). They are quite taken with Trent, and wish to shower him with mechlove.

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    Eridan and Damara fill the void.

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    commander Shepard decides to cut her hair and Garrus is there to help

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    An alien life form has been discovered on earth, after being deemed a hapless test animal, reminiscent of the monkeys humans themselves had sent to space on a few occasions, rather than a very intelligent species, it is sent to live out its days in a zoo

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    You keep trying to pretend this is just some kind of awful dayterror. You'll wake up any minute and go bitch to Kankri about how being on this planet is bad for your sensitive temperament. Any minute.

    Not this minute. This minute the humans are shoving you into a scraped-bare ablution block that reeks of unfamiliar, cloying-sweet chemicals and letting you just fall on your front like a miserable mistreated tool.

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    Написано на заявку кинк-феста "Стерек, космо ау, Стайлз не человек".
    Стайлз - вьетнамский осьминог. Вы предупреждены.

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