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Garrus' loyalty has always lied with Commander Shepard. But after Shepard ruins Garrus' chance at revenge, the two have to come to terms with eachother's loyalty, friendship, and more, in the most dangerous mission of their lives.
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You have no say in our world. You shall submit and be fucked to an inch of your life. We own you now.
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During ME3 - Maybe Kaidan had simply missed the memo. There was no way he knew and still persisted in his fool-hearted attempt at winning his CO over. Especially when it was painfully obvious to everyone aboard the SSV Normandy that Shepard was falling for Garrus.
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When the female crew members of the Normandy decide it's would be a good idea to mettle in Shepard's private life, she decides to play along. With Garrus's assistance of course.
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When it all becomes too much for Eridan to bear, he starts to harm himself to relieve the stress. No one seems to notice or care at first, but then Sollux starts to notice the change in Eridan. When he catches on to the truth, Sollux does what he can to try and stop Eridan. This is the story of their long and painful journey towards a matespritship.
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“The house is a birdcage, Dirk,” you tell him. You gesture at the sky and the sea; you grin. “This is freedom.”
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It’s a long story about life on the tyrannical planet known as Alternia: how it can, at times, be full of puns on the physics of space and tasteless jokes told at another’s expense, and how it can, at other times, be full of broken limbs and ships rocketing away into the dark of space. They aren’t exactly optimists, but over the sweeps, they've found that being together has a tendency to fill it up with the former.
But the other thing about Alternia is that it doesn’t matter if you’re a peasant or a prince, it always has a tendency to screw you over. Or maybe that’s a love thing.
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Almost a sweep after the events of "Beautiful Jewel", Marquise Spinneret Mindfang has put her Gamblignant skills towards a new mission, inspired by her former matesprit, Porrim Maryam. However, the Marquise is still a wanted woman: a young legislacerator, Neophyte Redglare, has been tasked with bringing Mindfang to what passes for justice on Alternia. Her zealousness for this task brings her into Mindfang's grasp, where a dance of deceit and caliginous romance begins... and ultimately ends tragically for them both.
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Equius grew tired of the solitude of his workshop and decided to venture out to the castle that appeared in his bubble in search of the company of another. What he found was far from what he could have ever expected.
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It was late at night when you finally stumbled home, tired and worn out from a long day at work. Your boss made you work overtime once again, having you perfect and finish someone elses coding because they can't seem to fucking understand how to set up a ~AHV. File. You mean come on, its simple shit. But right now you don't really wanna think about that. At all.
((aka, they frick and kk speaks spainsh and the author doesn't know how to name thingsS))
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Roxy and Calliope want to reach a new level of intimacy, but they've got a few issues to work out first.
Warning: This is fluffy porn. If you see any semblance of a plot please feel free to shoot it.
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- Part 2 of Homestuck Rarepairs
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In a world where first contact was made in the early sixties, the lone survivor of Earth's first meeting with an Extra Terrestrial has been raised a virtual celebrity. The appeal of his good looks and easy charm hold no sway for Charlie Gardotte. While his family's obsession with the alien hero was nothing unique, the neglect caused by this was. Charlie wanted no part of this cultish fascination, going so far as to cut all ties with anyone who tries to change his opinion.
Not every story has a romantic beginning. When Charlie met Harrison, it wasn't some grand cosmic alignment; bells and thunder never resounded. There was just something about the man's disheveled appearance that made everything in this moment feel real. He never questioned his luck; it never occurred to him to think it might be fate or some such nonsense. He was just Charlie, and Harrison, well...
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So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.
"Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."
Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.
Mmm.
"Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."
"Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."
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“You have tits? When did that happen??”
He facepalms; “Last molt,” he grumbles from behind his palms.
“When you disappeared for a while? That’s what that was?”
“Yes Dave, when trolls reach that special molting phase, they grow rumblespheres. Mammals.”
He spits the last word as a curse and you’re pretty sure you’re offended.
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You have a nice boyfriend, but your boyfriend's dad is even nicer.
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Explorations by Ludovica
The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
18 May 2013
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When Artanis' sexuality stirs for the first time, she turns to Irissë to find answers to questions she would not dare to ask anybody else. And Irissë does not only offer her words, but also deeds of advice...
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Don't hate; m********e. #TW: sex, #TW: broken vow of celibacy by witheringWriter
Homestuck
17 May 2013
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While traversing the universes in their dream bubbles for sweeps at a time, some things in history are decided by the winner. aka, Kankri isn't as celibate as people think and Cronus doesn't mind.
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Surprises of a Wedding Night by Ludovica
The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
17 May 2013
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Elves and Men do not share the same anatomy. Aragorn knew about the strange build of Elven men before - but in his wedding night he finds out about the secrets of Elven maidens.
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Law enforcement and the gang life. Upholding family traditions and sinking to terrible levels to get what you want. Such is the way of the world sometimes. One would be surprised how much work it takes to dig 6 feet.
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sexy sex woo; alternately titled In Which Cronus and Kankri Have Drunken Sex by kittybenzedrine
Homestuck
16 May 2013
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They basically have sex. There's no way to describe it. Shhhhhhh, just read
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- Part 5 of hello yes this is random cronkri