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    There are worse ways to pay the bills.

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    He always wondered, of course, if anyone would notice if he disappeared. The answer was given to him the moment the Mayor sentenced him to death, and only Antigone and Georgie spoke up. Of course, that whole bit worked out just fine, but it stayed with him in the back of his mind, like a poisonous fly.

    Or: Rudyard is (thankfully) a failure in everything he does.

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    Picks up where the Funn Fragment left off.

    (All I'm saying is, you shouldn't leave these two in the dark and desperate for company if you don't want silly fanfics to follow)

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    Eric catches Rudyard reading Island of Passion, and things get a little heated.

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    Georgie Crusoe is great at playing music, and Antigone Funn has actually left the house.

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    1
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    You know what they say, when a coffin lid shuts.... somewhere else a window opens.

    Otherwise known as 'Eric Chapman masters the art of romantically breaking into someone's house'.

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    Eric Chapman sets out to have a nice, relaxing morning to himself. He ends up with much, much more than he bargained for when he tries his hand at fishing one day.

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    eric just wants to be someone who means something to rudyard

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    "Like what, you could say 'So how does it feel to know that you and I are both-'"

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    eric is dealing with his supposedly unrequited feelings, and is given the chance to do so when rudyard receives unwanted business.

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    Snapshots of a blossoming romance in the Dunder Mifflin Piffling Branch

    a chapyard The Office AU

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    Piffling Vale may always be quiet, but it is quietest in the morning, when the sun is just peeking above the horizon and most residents are still asleep in their beds. It is for this reason that most of the time Rudyard spends outside – when not in the cemetery, of course – is then. Since he was young, Rudyard has spent his mornings outside, wandering the area near the funeral home and enjoying the peace and quiet. Until now, the only thing to interrupt has been the birds.

    Until now, Eric Chapman has not been on the island.

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    Rudyard has a green thumb.

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    15 day writing challenge-soft mornings

    one waking the other up with kisses (ninej)
    one waking the other up with tickles (mattnoah)
    one waking the other up by whispering in their ear (adansey)
    both still in bed though they are awake (allydia)
    one coming out of the room to find the other in their shirt making breakfast (chapyard)
    carrying the other from bed to kitchen because they won't get up (amerikate)
    morning showers (jerejean)
    making breakfast goes wrong, the kitchen is a wreck, but puppy dog eyes will get you out of anything (nurseydex)
    sickfic mornings (jimon)
    one fixing the others hair (renison)
    heatedly eating breakfast (clizzy)
    one is brushing teeth, other is hugging from behind (wesper)
    one pulling the other back into bed/ almost making them late (jupeter)
    one wanting to get up but the other is laying on them asleep (sarchengsey)
    one in kitchen seeing other come out shirtless (chapyard)

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    Antigone is struggling with her mental illnesses and Georgie might be the only one to help her.

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    I'm not sure how to summarize this other than telling you that Rudyard can paint really well and Chapman is a charming art thief who isn't trying too hard to charm Rudyard. (He still does though.)

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    obligatory model un au that no one asked for

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    Somehow, the universe takes it upon itself to make Rudyard Funn's dreams come true.

    It goes about as well as you would expect.

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    Now available for purchase at your local bookstore or news stand, this complementary pocket book offers an insightful look into all your favourite characters from the international bestseller and Pulitzer prize winning autobiography "Memoirs of a Funeral House Mouse". Featuring tales such as "Reverend Nigel Wavering: In God We Trust, or Do We?" and "Antigone Funn: The Mystery of the Raunchy Novel".

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    stormybisexual: "okay you don't have to make this explicit but pre-get-together, rudyard and chapman's argument gets a little,,,, heated,,,"
    This is such a bomb prompt and I definitely did not do it justice or follow it too closely so, sorry about that. But if you're looking for tips on being able to fight in a healthy way, this fics for you.

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    382
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    Comments:
    2
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    16
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