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    Abducted from earth, Lib is sold on a curiosities black market to an otherwordly menagerie. Come to find out, it can definitely get weirder: many of her fellow exhibits are from fictional universes (literally not enough pruno in existence...). When escape goes wrong, she is stranded on an ancient shuttle in unknown space, with two very different but very dangerous people, and no idea how to get home.

    Basis of the story is an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark: The Tale of the Closet Keepers that has gotten some serious airtime over that shark. I also really could not resist giving stereotypical anime names to the chapters. I do what I want, and making myself useful is clearly not a thing I want to do.

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    "There are wolves, they would say. And there are stories of wolves and girls, girls in red, all alone in the woods, about to get eaten up. Wolves and girls. Both have sharp teeth."
    Natalia had always been told this by her trainers in the Red Room. They molded her into the perfect assassin; unbreakable, made of marble.
    But then she met him.
    The one who could break that mold; chip away at all her defenses, see through all her lies.
    And was she going to stop him?
    No. Because she loved him.

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    Terrible name? Check. Drifting sort of aimlessly and then get sucked into far too much insanity that starts with cleaning chamberpots and ends with throwing fruit to save the Divine at the conclave only to fail and get a glowing green hand for your trouble? Yeah that happened. Proceed to ignore the advice of the random apostate and make a horrible impression? Did that. A lot. Happen to have an issue that keeps rendering speech painful? That's just life. Or the one with an inquisitor who actually keeps trying to NOT do anything properly and somehow things are working out. If she's annoying everyone in the process at least some people are laughing.

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    All Jung Hoseok wanted was a bit og physical attention from his over-working husband, Jeon Jungkook. Growing tired of the lack of attention he is giving him. But what Hoseok doesn't know, is that he will slip into a situation that will make him spin into a spiral of decisions and secrets.

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    Overwatch has been recalled, Lena tries to help a shattered soul piece herself together. How does one reclaim their humanity that has been taken from them?

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    A little role play, is fun.

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    Draco gets fired from his job and becomes a penguin trainer. Harry isn't happy with Draco's new career choice. Crack!fic. Written for the firewhiskeyfic challenge. A sort of sequel to Draco and the Manly Stuffed but can stand alone.

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    Ronald Weasley has been known for three things in his life. Being the best friend of Harry Potter, being the best friend of Hermione Granger and having ghastly red hair. But all of that is about to change. The Weasley's have been hiding a secret for centuries and it's time for it to come out. Ron Weasley is about to turn into a Veela. And get a mate. And well, get a better life in general. With good friends, lots of quirky romance and someone falling in love with a sheep, what could make for a better 8th year? Secrets will be revealed and above all, love will always be found.

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    How will he react when he finds out that you're pregnant?

    A series of one-shots for various fandoms.

    Requests open!

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    Ok already, this is gonna be a pet project cause I can't get this idea out of my head so screw it.

    ~ Every scientist on Earth wants to be remembered for something big. Sure Tony Stark is remembered for being a brilliant, play boy who happens to also be Iron Man; but then he finds out - low and behold- there's a little pocket universe, a parallel universe right alongside Earth.
    Reed Richards just so happens to be with him when a giant tentacle grabs him from the portal and sucks him in, leaving Tony to call in the Avengers.
    On the other side was what they never expected, it's not as parallel as they thought.

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    Some ministry officials are sent to go help with the rebuilding of Hogwarts and the ministry of magic after the war. It's a harry potter AU/ crossover nobody asked for, where our seven munchkins go as ambassadors of sorts, to London.
    I really need to learn to write a summary. Let me know how much I suck. Please read the notes in the beginning before you proceed to read the fic.

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    So, what happens when life throws you a curve ball? Like say, stranded on the highway with Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles? This story is pure fiction but can you imagine how much life could change from one little encounter? We're all made up of small oblivious changes that one day turn your life upside down. Alternates from Cari and Jensen's P.O.V.

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    This new bar had just opened up and it was rumoured to have quite the celebrity guest list. She said she just wanted to ‘confirm’ the rumours. I only agreed because school was stressing me the fuck out, and I could have really used a drink. Did I know that night my whole life was going to change? No. If I had, I’d probably would have worn a cuter shirt.

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    A starving college educated artist from modern United States is unceremoniously dropped into Thedas. Told that magic is a thing and when picking a race her new body lucked out in being both male and an elf. What's a girl to do but fall for the straight faced elfy man who she cannot stop swearing at.

    What's the term again? Beating a dead wolf?

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    Sansa has just started her new job. But she cant forget those eyes.

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    John Adams is going to kill Hamilton. But he finds someone to make him forget. If only for a little while.

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    Two years have passed since Dorian walked out of the Inquisitor's life and never returned. Now, a summit to decide the fate of the Inquisition has brought them face to face once more. Will things be the same? Can the Inquisitor ever forgive him, or will this meeting serve as their final goodbye?

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    This is where I am hoping to post my ideas to get them out of my head so that I can continue with other stories.

    WARN: There will be slash, pairing is Harry with any of the following three: Severus, Lucius or Voldemort (Tom) or a combo the four.

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    One botched teleport, in a desperate attempt to protect the kid from his abusive sibling.

    That was all it took to completely turn Sans's world upside down.

    Is this feeling of safety real, or just an illusion?

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    A deadpool conversing with a few non-deadpools

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