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    Besina was wondering how there could possibly be a realistic basis for John Watson's Magical Healing Penis and whether a believable (enough) world-building could be done for the phenomena. So I started thinking about it and this resulted.

    Sorry, this contains no story: just pseudo-science world-building, but hopefully it is of some interest and potentially some amusement.

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    Years after the Crimean Annexation had the surprising effect of revealing shapeshifters to the world, life is surprisingly okay (in part, weirdly enough, thanks to the show True Blood) and Derek and Stiles decide it's time to expand Scott's pack.

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    In which Clara comes home to find a charming murderer intent on making her his. They play a little game, the food might be people, and the consequences are much more perilous than she could have anticipated.

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    Eren’s in heat and desperately needs to be mounted. Which lucky alpha is going to be the one to father his next litter?

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    "AKA: Of Course Your Stupid Seatroll Boyfriend Misses the Ocean, What Are You, Blind?"

    He’s smiled more at you in the past few hours than he has in months, and you’re made aware that yes, smiling is an expression he’s actually capable of, and it doesn’t pain him to contort his face into such unfamiliar shapes. He’s happy, laughing and carefree and happy in a way that you don’t think you’ve ever seen him, and for a moment you are horribly, irrationally jealous of the ocean. Then you realize the ocean is an inanimate object and probably not hellbent on stealing your boyfriend from you, and being jealous of inanimate objects is not cool or ironic in the slightest.

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    The Hansens are a notable clan of incubi in Hell. When the angelic Becket brothers fall down from Heaven, Herc sends Chuck as a family representative. But first, he's gotta make sure nobody but himself gets a piece of Chuck's ass...

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    It’s biology. It’s inevitable. That doesn’t mean Mako will go down without a fight.

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    Peppermint Butler just wants a little alone time...
    ... but when circumstance provides assistance he's not likely to refuse it.

    ~*~NOW ILLUSTRATED!~*~

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    Hannibal has a daughter, with big blue eyes and a frightening ability to empathise.

    Will has spent 5 years in the Baltimore State Asylum for the Criminally Insane, accused of crimes he didn't commit.

    Alana thinks it's time Will knew about Klara.

    Can this story possibly have a happy ending?

    (((FINISHED)))

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    This is what happens when you read gay porn / fanfiction during biology class.

    Also, Check out my tumblr.
    mulasawala.tumblr.com

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    Night Vale has some odd traditions regarding childbirth...

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    Lestrade's semen is red. He may have forgotten to mention it.

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    Thor is the only one who can make Loki purr.

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    This beast that you're after will eat you alive and spit out your bones. Stiles and Jackson did something and that's the only way either of them want to describe it. Lydia knows exactly what she wants, she's just biding her time. Allison wants to spend all of her time with Lydia. Isaac is running. Scott is waiting. Danny is... something.

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    Reala finds himself in a strange predicament with his traitorous sibling. Events pan out in ways he never expected.

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    Charlie joined Carlos' team hoping to gain some practical experience, contribute to his field, maybe get a paper published.

    He definitely wasn't expecting...well...Night Vale.

    (A series of vignettes about everyone's favorite scientific researchers and their handsome leader.)

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    Why Bruce allows Tony to sucker him into Drunk Science again and again is beyond him. Nothing good ever comes out of Drunk Science. Ever.

    Except maybe this.

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    "I don't have his understanding of science, but I know that our people are dying; if each woman can only ever have one child, a race simply cannot survive, no matter how long the men might live."'

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    The Goblin cuts his losses before Peter and Doc Ock can deploy their Venom Antidote. He just decides he'll take a little souvenir with him.

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    It's official this is getting written. Thanks for all the support, you did it you lovely commentators and Kudo-giving angels. Now you get this!

    Darcy Lewis has been dating a god for a year when the unthinkable happens. No seriously, who would have thought their species could even cross? But it's happened and Darcy is now expecting a half alien baby. But all is not the usual baby bliss! With non-human babies comes non-human problems. Given Loki's past four children were all... unusual, the structural problems alone could end in catastrophe, not to mention the emotional struggles! Loki's been a mother/father before, but Darcy is a first time mom. So much worse than finals, breakups, alien invasions, and everything else Darcy has ever had to weather. Seriously guys. Seriously.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    2
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    7
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