1 - 20 of 76 Works in Weird Biology

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Desmond and Alex had sex a few times, just for kicks, nothing serious. They had no idea Alex could get pregnant.

    Prompt: "So, yeah. Alex/Des, but Alex is the one that gets knocked up because the virus is like 'oh, hey, sperm, I should take advantage of this and make more carriers'.

    Also, no sappy shit. Alex is pissed that he's knocked up and hates Des for it and refuses to lie down and rest and he can get away with it. Alex having to consume lots and lots of people because the spawn is sapping his strength would be cool.

    Des maybe finds it a huge turn-on and fuck pregnant!Alex every chance he gets."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,310
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    723
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Now that they've arrived at DS9 it all a matter of Waiting for Weyoun.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,553
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    88
  3. Tags
    Summary

    “Marco,” and his voice is pleasant, in control, “get away from that bunk, please.” The request is polite enough but thick with threatened, primal violence, and to his credit, Marco stands his ground for a few moments, watching Reiner with narrowed eyes, subtly putting himself between the tall cadet and Jean. Bertolt watches this little development with interest, wondering how things will be affected later when Marco comes into his own, but then Jean lifts a hand and pushes on Marco’s chest.

    “It’s fine,” he rasps, and lifts up onto his elbows, tilting his head back and inhaling through his nose, drawing in the alpha scent rolling off Reiner. “It’s okay, Marco.”

    First heats are awful, or so everyone says. Bertolt knows that his own first heat had been pretty bad, but at least he'd had Reiner to help him get through it. Jean is the first omega to hit his heat cycle, though, and someone needs to do something about it before he drives everyone mad.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,301
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    991
  4. Tags
    Summary

    People treat S.S.A. Spencer Reid differently because he's omega, but that's not news to him and he has no intention of letting it hold him back from joining the BAU. Spencer knows that he can do this. What he doesn't count on however, is a very troublesome alpha one desk over in the bullpen. S.S.A. Derek Morgan might prove to be Spencer's undoing...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,455
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    6763
  5. Tags
    Summary

    When you keep your eyes peeled and your heart open, you can make friends just about any time, any where! ...But seven-year-old Jean definitely didn't expect to find an unlikely friend living right inside of his own closet. (sort of). Especially not when he originally thought that same friend, a humanoid monster, would eat him.

    As it turns out, plenty of people are dissatisfied with their lot in life.

    Monsters such as Marco are no exception.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,942
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1094
  6. Tags
    Summary

    No SBURB Retail AU In which Sollux Captor hates his job at a stupid clothing store while his girlfriend attempts to hook him up with the patron he loathes the most. In doing so he faces such ordeals as “why is there a giant fishman floating in a huge bubble of water,” “why does said giant fish man come in every single time I work” and “oh my god I just mopped up that floor.”

    Includes one (1) snarky objecthead, one (1) cranky demon, three (3) mer-people, one (1) unidentified fishfolk, one (1) moth girl, two (2) fairies, one (1) usually baked kelpie, one (1) sexually frustrated centaur, (1) happy little satyr, and slew of other minor characters that really don't need to be mentioned just yet. Also weird fish sex.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,955
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    729
  7. Tags
    Summary

    What it is like to be pregnant with a non-human child, a scientifically created hybrid of human and an entity of unclear origin and unknown features? Lucrecia Crescent found out that it was not pleasant. Not pleasant at all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,827
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Short fics that initially come into being on Tumblr or the kink meme. Mainly a lot of sad things and weird headcanons. Each chapter rated separately.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,356
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1652
  9. Tags
    Summary

    a giftie for markingatlightspeed. Faun!Scout has to go back to basic training until he figures out how to get around on his new legs. He meets some of the new recruits, and, as it turns out, they get on quick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    178
  10. Tags
    Summary

    “Psssh,” Cecil says, and waves one hand. “What is sex really? Like, is it laying on the beach during low tide? Or perhaps it’s listening to the deep, oaky tones of your soft-spoken partner. It could be the sulfur-and-viscera scent of a just-lit candle, or the ancient chants of a newly purchased blender, or—”

    It’s then that Carlos realizes his boyfriend literally has no idea what sex is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,487
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    5432
  11. Tags
    Summary

    The Hunter has made his appearance, killed Babar's mother, and caused Babar to fight him/lead him away/go missing. Cornelius and Pompadour (and everyone else) presume him dead. In the face of horror, they comfort each other as best they can.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    27
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Cornelius is in heat. Pompadour is a good friend.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    140
  13. Tags
    Summary

    A tale of Shin-Ra scientists, technical progress, old grudges and new alliances in times when the war was beginning; and of a kid who was not really a human, and people who cared for him - each in his own manner.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    75
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Sometimes, just being around Jason can be enough to set Tim’s heat off.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,965
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2338
  15. Tags
    Summary

    John had always found even the idea of the breeding program distasteful, but how else was one to start a family with all the nation's Omegas kept under strict regulation? So to the facility he and Mary went. What he discovered when he got there, though, went beyond what he'd ever imagined. Just below the surface, monsters lurking...

    (My own take on the Omegaverse. Taking this in a slightly different direction. I mean, if a universe has three genders, why not use all of them?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,436
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    839
  16. Tags
    Summary

    When Ifalna first went to look at Jenova, she felt something wrong. A kind of nagging feeling at the back of her conscience, a faint sense of danger, a whisper of warning.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    83
  17. Tags
    Summary

    John Watson is living a dreary life once more now that Sherlock Holmes is gone...that is until today when he comes home from work to a very unexpected surprise.

    Not your average vampire fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,780
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    356
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    4764
  18. Tags
    Summary

    To think this was what Genesis had been reduced to. Skulking around in an abandoned warehouse with nothing to do but guard Hollander's machines and quote Loveless to the dust motes. Still, at least he had his copies to entertain himself. Filthy, depraved one-shot smut written for the FFVII Kink Meme. Multiple Genesis copies/Genesis + Angeal, clonecest gangbang.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,975
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1568
  19. Tags
    Summary

    (A strange crossover I know and has MAJOR SPOILERS for both series especially recent manga chapter for AOT)

    The world use Titans as construction type creatures. Any deviant behaviour is taken care off by specialised military. Eren Yeager works at Marukawa Publishing as an editor. It is a strange place to do a civilian job after resigning indefinitely in a period of absence from the Recon Corps. Leaving the place without walls and coming to Nippon was also a problem. They house many corporations that actually utilize the Titan project and are trying to make miniature Titans for workplace heavy lifting. Eren wants to forget that he ever was a soldier. Not to forget Titan shifter. His friendship with Ritsu Onodera makes him happy and fulfilled; at times he wants more. So does the angry Titan inside of him... one day a minor office strain causes him to become a makeshift Titan revealing his secret to Ritsu. There are other mysteries as the pop star Titan shifter Levi who does everything to expose his own abilities. Then there is Armin who tries to hide his attraction for the strong initiator Masamune. And Mikasa who realises that she finds a sort of twin in Yokozawa...can Ritsu and Eren stay together...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    26
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Croach needs some stupid rare flower in the stupid hot desert and it ends up throwing Sparks into stupid heat! How will our heroes deal with such a problem? Find out in this thrilling installment of Sparks Nevada, Martial on Mars!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    528

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation