3 Works in Wayne Simmonds
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[He just had sex with Evgeni Malkin, that's what just happened. And Malkin's, what, sneaking out to his car to make sure that it's not fucking obvious that they just fucked? Like, literally, beat each other up and then just fucked? Sean suddenly remembers a scene from The Princess Bride, Andre the Giant saying, "We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike," and has to smother hysterical laughter in his sleeve, because what the fuck just happened.]
Sean Couturier and Evgeni Malkin beat each other up, have a lot of angry sex, and then bond over Die Hard, English as a second language, and being in love with their teammates.
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When Jake Voracek's girlfriend dumps him, Wayne Simmonds helps him deal with it, if by "deal with it" one means "70s porn, video games, and eventually sex and feelings."
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The tale of how Brayden Schenn and Sean Couturier ended up dating. Includes lots of Yuengling, helpful advice from various teammates and a brother, Jake Voracek screwing everything that moves, and gratuitous use of the word "queefcookie." And, you know, feelings and stuff.