13 Works in Wayne Simmonds

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    When Sid chased the puck into the corner, he anticipated the hit. What he didn’t anticipate was how hard it would be. Next thing he knows, he's staring back at his own body and when he looks down, he sees orange.

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    Chapters:
    6/7
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    89
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    3621
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    You're a masseuses for the Philadelphia Flyers, combing your two favorite things - hockey and massages.

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    Living in Philadelphia isn't the safest idea, but you can handle yourself. Sure, that won't stop Wayne Simmonds of the Philadelphia Flyers from worrying, but what can you do? A suggestion from Michael Raffl and comment from Jake Voracek plants an idea in Wayne's head. Coots is an avid supporter.

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    Leave for him or stay with me
    I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
    I ain't got no Cups or Hart trophies
    But I know what a prince and lover ought to be
    Better than that fucking Penguin Evgeni

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1458
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    Sidney fucking Crosby is Claude's soul mate and when Claude realizes this he throws up on the ice and on no one other than his fucking soul mate, Sidney Crosby.

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    English
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    2,801
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1309
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    Wayne loves visiting CHOP for the holidays.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    17
    Hits:
    197
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    The education of Tyler Toffoli, first President of the Republic

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    195
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    163
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    4253
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    Jake didn’t talk about feelings, like, ever, but the past few months Wayne had learned more about Claude Giroux than he’d ever needed to know, from his feelings about football (the Eagles were going to go all the way, apparently. Ha, no) all the way down to his cuisine choices (grilled cheese was the best sandwich in the history of ever which, again, no). That was pretty telling.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    48
    Hits:
    645
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    Claude Giroux is the greatest Flyer of his generation. Wayne Simmonds has seen him try to put on a shirt as pants.

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    English
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    3,930
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1756
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    Danny Briere, color guard captain, is starting his junior year of band, with band camp, of course! Along the way, he has to deal with some annoying freshmen, but it doesn't stop him from making his season fantastic with friends like Jaromir Jagr, Wayne Simmonds, and Chris Pronger. Not to mention Mr. Laviolette.

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    English
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    10,610
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    510
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    When Jake Voracek's girlfriend dumps him, Wayne Simmonds helps him deal with it, if by "deal with it" one means "70s porn, video games, and eventually sex and feelings."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1011
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    The tale of how Brayden Schenn and Sean Couturier ended up dating. Includes lots of Yuengling, helpful advice from various teammates and a brother, Jake Voracek screwing everything that moves, and gratuitous use of the word "queefcookie." And, you know, feelings and stuff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3914

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