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    Standing outside his living room and watching Nicolai in the process of enthusiastically smothering Unitard with a pillow, Peter decides he hates his life now.

    Somehow, over the span of three months, he has managed to acquired some very questionable and homicidal farmhands.

    (Or the fic where a bunch of baddies end up on Peter's farm. Peter heals wounds with the calming magic of gardening.)

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    Concept borrowed from amusewithaview's Soulmates AU, where the first words soulmates say to each other appear on their skin. Featuring characters from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. paired with Avengers, X-Men and more.
    Note: I do have a poll but it's on FF.net; I can't figure out how to reproduce it here! The below link will take you to the poll there.

    Poll

    That should take you to my fanfiction profile. At the top of the page is a link to the poll. I'm not sure if you have to be a member there to vote or not, sorry, though if you aren't it's easy enough to set up!

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    Despite the fact that Steve and Bucky have ‘settled down’, Bucky never really settled. Bucky still works as a SHIELD agent while he also is the mother eight year old twins and a toddler. Work and family are keeping him on his toes when suddenly it all gets more complicated than usual. A disaster shuts down his children’s private school forcing The Winter Soldier to enroll them in what he considers to be a total nightmare: The Public School System. Add to that his longtime friend trying to come back from depression, a pushy psychic, and a potentially disastrous field day with the press and Bucky’s got his work cut out for him.

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    Vanessa Freajayn (free-jeyan) was a ruthless killer and spy. She had an extremely troubled up bringing which included turning her into a human weapon to defend her country against threats. After she escaped, S.H.I.E.L.D. took her in and kept her safe. She became one of their top agents in a quick period of time. It had been a while since S.H.I.E.L.D. had called for her help, and she was taking on outside jobs with her best friend, but soon with a new threat to the world she was brought in to use her espionage skills along with using her special attack.

    To put it simply, Vanessa was a trained assassin with a passion for knives and blades. She also had the amazing ability to easily manipulate someone and control the air around her.

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    “This is so wrong,” Anthony whispers against Steven’s collarbone. “But I have chosen to not care.”

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    Two messed up assassins meet and accidentally help each other out. Expect narration you know from Kelly's Deadpool, a.k.a. a mix of light and serious. Heavy angst is to be expected, but if you're counting for chimichanga jokes I'd go look somewhere else...

    Canon/timeline wise, Bucky is almost immediately post-CA:WS, while Wade is pretty much straight out of Vol2. There have been things going on between Vol2 and now and they will be revealed in due time.

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    Everyone figures because he healed he didn't feel pain. He can get shot, cut up, stabbed, anything, and he will survive. But, surviving doesn't mean not feeling anything.

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    Wade recibió su marca de alma a los seis años, una pregunta especial que deseaba con toda su alma oír.

    Peter se encontró, a su corta edad, tratando de descifrar que clase de persona lo llamaría Sweetums.
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    Ese soulmate AU que nadie nunca pidió xD.

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    Wade, Matt and Peter decide to road trip to Canada. As could be expected, it wouldn't be the best idea to drive 16 hours there with Deadpool as the main designated driver.

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    I, I am clearly broken and no one knows what to do
    Pieces of the puzzle don't fit, so, I pound them into you
    Itching is the pulse inside
    Creeping out to come alive
    It's just doing what it's gonna do

    Loki is an Avenger now, but so far, business is slow.
    But of course, that's only a matter of time..

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    Avengers Coffee Shop AU - sort of, set post-Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier, Iron Man 3, and Thor 2: Dark World.

    Sam finds a little hole-in-the-wall cafe one particularly bad day and it becomes his preferred place to get coffee and a smile from the purple-wearing barrista to brighten his day. As it turns out, this cafe isn't frequented by the regular coffee-shop types, but rather the strangest people you'd imagine, including mutant teenagers, superheros, schizophrenic mercs, and even the occasional villain on their day off.

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    Wade Wilson is a transfer student. Peter Parker doesn't have friends and he like to take pictures of beautiful things. Wade is self-conscious and Pete ends up taking a picture of him.

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    When I was five years old, I met the Winter Soldier for the first time as he wrenched the steering wheel from my dad’s hands. It was also the year I had gotten into my first car accident.
    I was five years old when I died for the first time. I still remember feeling so-so cold. I remember waking up after dying. It hurt like a bitch. (Still does.)
    I was fucking five when the Winter Soldier took me to Hydra, simply because he had no idea how to kill me. And trust me, he tried many many times. I just kept on coming back. I still can’t remember how many times he put me down, because he would try a different type of torture before I was fully awake.
    When I was five, I was taught how to shoot a fully automated weapon. I could hit the target’s with speed and accuracy. I was taught there was nothing good in life. I was sent on a mission and took down a kind-hearted target that had a thing for little girls.
    Half a decade into my life, I enjoyed seeing a life end at my hand. Ohmygoditssobeautifuliwanttokill.

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    Set five months after the Glades were almost leveled, where by the police force joined with the Hood, the Queen and Yao family, and a former marine, by the name of Slade Wilson. Moira Queen is facing trail as an accomplice for the terrorism attack. With Malcolm dead, Tommy has also been given the blame for his father's acts. Not only that but then S.T.A.R. Labs in Central City underwent an experiment that caused the particle accelerator to explode. Creating some interesting after marks.

    Slade and Oliver planned to get married, they even found an new apartment, both to live in a nicer area and so that Thea could stay, who still refuses to return home. So, Slade has a new job in the Starling S.W.A.T unit, a new apartment, visits his mother in law in prison and drinks with his new cop buddies, but the one thing he never expected, was for someone he believed deceased to show up, very much alive, and to pretty much demand he and Oliver look after a child... And that's not even the crazy part.

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    When Steve Rogers moved into Avengers Tower, he expected a bit of chaos.
    He did NOT expect Tony Stark's four-year-old son.

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    Peter is approached by SHIELD-- to act as a Deadpool-deterrent for New York City. Not exactly a glamorous job or a shining jewel of community service in his resume, but it pays the bills pretty well and is moderately stress-free.

    That is, until Deadpool actually shows up.

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    The Guardians think this is a random criminal, which it was, at first, but then a certain someone gets involved and, well, he is a dick.

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    When Wade started dating Peter, he got this cute little glass jar and shoved all kinds of
    shit inside it. It was Peter’s idea . (“Peter the clueless white chick who became captain of the cheerleading team and then became a junkie living on the streets. Don't forget the fact she tried to rock men’s clothing and wore boot-cut jeans,” said Torch, quickly throwing up and fainting, ruining Natasha’s red dress that had taken her literal blood to make. Nevertheless, it was the best party Peter had.) Now he had never really believed in this sentimental bullshit, it just reminded him of the Tooth Fairy and the fact that he “could cum inside Peter all he wanted, Peter was not going to give birth.”

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    Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU- "Goddammit, Wade! Just because your shoulders are broader doesn't mean you're in charge." Peter hissed.

    Deadpool had the decency to smirk devilishly at him. "C'mon, baby, you love hanging on my shoulders whenever I fucked you against the wall."

    Or Wade and Peter were married but didn't know each other's alter ego until someone threatens their quiet life.

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    "Well," Wade struggled to keep his voice steady, "if I had known that me doing mundane shit like ironing was such a turn on for you, I would've done some sooner. I can do some more if you like, I'm sure I saw a feather duster in the kitchen. I could dust. All sexy like," but from the sly look Peter flashed him, he knew that he wasn't going anywhere.

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